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  • #31
    Re: I need to understand

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    You're a filthy sinner who is making the wrong choices. Now sort yourself out and stop using ready made secular excuses for being a disgusting sinner!

    Would I be better buying a wife. I saw a girl for sale in the singles section but could not bid because I am not recognised as a true christian.

    Would purchasing this child help me to enter the family of true belief and get me a good woman at the same time?

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    • #32
      Re: I need to understand

      Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
      Would I be better buying a wife. I saw a girl for sale in the singles section but could not bid because I am not recognised as a true christian.

      Would purchasing this child help me to enter the family of true belief and get me a good woman at the same time?
      First and foremost you need to accept Jesus, even the bit that says being a gay fornicator is wrong, and stop trolling the internets.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • #33
        Re: I need to understand

        You are ay the unsaved are welcome at the top of your page, and yet you accuse me of trolling whatever that is.

        Am I not welcome, do you close Gods door on me?

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        • #34
          Re: I need to understand

          Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
          You are ay the unsaved are welcome at the top of your page, and yet you accuse me of trolling whatever that is.

          Am I not welcome, do you close Gods door on me?
          You are to be shunned.


          1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

          1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

          Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

          We've told you what to do. Do you expect us to apologise for following God's instructions for what to do with you? Come back when you are an ex gay.



          I think you need to read it again.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #35
            Re: I need to understand

            So who is to save me, if you as true christians will not or cannot.

            What do I need to do in your eyes to make me free of gayness

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            • #36
              Re: I need to understand

              Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
              So who is to save me, if you as true christians will not or cannot.

              What do I need to do in your eyes to make me free of gayness
              READ THE KJV BIBLE.

              Good grief, these choad-guzzlers are retarded.



              Cover-to-cover: come back when you're done.

              YiC,

              Z. Smyth
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              • #37
                Re: I need to understand

                Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
                So who is to save me, if you as true christians will not or cannot.
                Yourself!

                We can't read the Bible for you or make choices for you.

                Look, God has laid out a massive instruction manual for you on His unambiguous and unchanging values for how you should live your life so He doesn't have to burn you forever for ignoring Him. It's up to you to follow those instructions.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #38
                  Re: I need to understand

                  Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
                  Hi I am a god gearing christian
                  well basiscally hi, Y. O'Whylord, and welcome to these Godly forums.

                  Is you a Christian mechanic? my Ford Edsel stopped crankin up over two decades ago on account of a dynasty of opossums what keep nestin in the engine generation after generation. them things is real territorial like, and whenever I get near the Edsel to root em out, them corbin bernsen things start screechin and scratchin something holocaustic! maybe you caould come by the tariler and help a little lady out?

                  In His name,
                  Lori Humongous
                  Genesis 1:24
                  And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                  • #39
                    Re: I need to understand

                    Originally posted by Voll_EQ View Post
                    Dear Rev. M. Rodimer

                    You realy think I am ready to quote the scribtures? Ok i will try, let me know if i am way of or on the right way
                    Very nicely done!
                    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
                    I know Jesus will forgive me for that is why he came to Earth.

                    My question to the Pastor was does HE forgive me.
                    Pastor Ezekiel doesn't have to forgive you. And Jesus will only forgive you if you stop sinning. Completely. Forever.
                    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
                    My problem is I am confused. If my enjoyment of oral sex with this man is a sin why is it so enjoyable. Why do I take such pleasure in swallowiing his seed each night.
                    Hmm, first you were just thinking about it. Then, you maybe did it once. Now, this "colleague you see in the shower" is actually skull-f*cking you nightly.

                    I believe we need to add "lying" to your list of sins.

                    What does the Bible say about liars?

                    Revelation 21:8
                    But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


                    Hmm, you lie. That makes you a liar. Looks like you're going to Hell. <-- your future
                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                    I'll go with option 3. Troll.
                    Sounds about right.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #40
                      Re: I need to understand

                      Why are theese Trolls coming in here? Whats their pupose of mocking us?

                      All we want is peace, when will they understand ?

                      Just like earlier today i was in a fight, there was 3 moooslims that handed out folders, i nicely and even politely told them to shuffle them. Then they attacked me, calling me names, i even warned them 3 times, saying that i dident want to hurt them, and that they should move on.

                      Then they staring to laugh, and one hitted at me, when he hit the ground the 2 others jumped me. Well they are sorry now, obviously i dont have a sign saying: Hey i am Instructor in Kraw Maga in the army (Yes i know its jew-ninja) But its part of my job, and dont realy have anything to do with jews.

                      Well i guess Redeemed Papist is right as he told me : We are blessed when we are persecuted..... my i add myself, we are even more blessed when the persecuters falls to the ground ?

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