Hello, I'm new

[Jacob L.]

I don't know how to present myself, respectfully.....since I'm a dane! Can anyone help me?

Sincerely Jacob

[Brother Enoch]

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Maybe, depends on what a dane is. Is that anything like a dyke?

[Jacob L.]

Re: Hello, I'm new

A Dane is a person from Denmark. And I believe you have to be female to be a dyke. And since Jacob is a boys name I'm probably not.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello, I'm new

I don't know how to present myself, respectfully.....since I'm a dane! Can anyone help me?

Sincerely Jacob

You think you've got problems? I'm Australian - but just follow the advice here and you should be OK..

[Jack O'fagan]

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Jacob, just follow the instructions at the top of the thread.

YIC

Jack

[Jacob L.]

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Well, I'm not really a christian. My main "church" is concerthalls and my favourite quote is probably from a song, does that do?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Well, I'm not really a christian. My main "church" is concerthalls and my favourite quote is probably from a song, does that do?

When did you decide to reject God's Perfect Love?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Well, I'm not really a christian. My main "church" is concerthalls and my favourite quote is probably from a song, does that do?

So why are you here? If it's to waste my time, you're batting a thousand right now.



If it's only to persecute us, THANK YOU!

(Matthew 5:11-12) "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jacob Slatter]

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Hi and welcome acolyte of the powers that be on the face of this world.

Amos 3:
4Will a lion roar in the forest, when he hath no prey? will a young lion cry out of his den, if he have taken nothing?

5Can a bird fall in a snare upon the earth, where no gin is for him? shall one take up a snare from the earth, and have taken nothing at all?

Praise Jesus

[Fi-Fi-oh]

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Denmark is a very beautiful country - God made a good job creating it.

Though I hope the Danes will receive some rescue from him.

[Voll_EQ]

Re: Hello, I'm new

I don't know how to present myself, respectfully.....since I'm a dane! Can anyone help me?

Sincerely Jacob

Beeing a Denmarkian is no excuse for not trying !!

I tried, and as soon people understood i was forgiven alot, for example my spelling, i made a few friends in here.

Well, I'm not really a christian.

Will you try to become one?

My main "church" is concerthalls

Hebrews 10:25

25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

So i guess it all depends on wich type of concert it is, and if theres time for prayers, it dosent say a "Church" but that you need to assemble

my favourite quote is probably from a song, does that do?

I guess it depend, if it is a Christian song, the quote might be from the Bible, then you just need to search the JKV 1611 to find out where the quote is from.

[Voll_EQ]

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Denmark is a very beautiful country - God made a good job creating it.

Yes Denmarkistan is a beatyfull country, but that realy dosent matter, as God created it, it looks just like he wanted.

The main problem is all them denmarkians that act crazy like if they was still vikings.

I want to channge that

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, I'm not really a christian. My main "church" is concerthalls and my favourite quote is probably from a song, does that do?

Then why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Did your Moomindemon send you to spew nordic hatred at us?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Jacob L.]

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Well why I'm I here? I read an old debat on this forum about Danes. It was filled with hatred, and most of the time incorrect. I got qurious to what this site was/is about.
I don't mean any disrespect to either of you. But when I stumble over a good debat on topics I don't agere with, I like to bechallenged. For instance why do you get so hostile when people don't agree with you? Why do you give power to Jesus and God, instead of taking responsebility over you're own lives?
Again I don't mean any disrepect, we can all choose our own way of life. As long as it is not illegal. I concider myself an atheist, but feel free to inlighten me.
And thanx for the nice words on Denmark.
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[Jack O'fagan]

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Well why I'm I here? I read an old debat on this forum about Danes. It was filled with hatred, and most of the time incorrect. I got qurious to what this site was/is about.
I don't mean any disrespect to either of you. But when I stumble over a good debat on topics I don't agere with, I like to bechallenged. For instance why do you get so hostile when people don't agree with you? Why do you give power to Jesus and God, instead of taking responsebility over you're own lives?
Again I don't mean any disrepect, we can all choose our own way of life. As long as it is not illegal. I concider myself an atheist, but feel free to inlighten me.
And thanx for the nice words on Denmark.
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The way I see it is that the Creator gave me life so my life is His to lead as He instructs me in the Bible. That path leads to salvation, all others lead to damnation.

No more thinking is required.

YIC

Jack