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  • #16
    Re: Hello

    Can you please explain where in adamjensens post i said that ?

    i know i said it in a different post but not here? Can you PLEASE keep your self to one thread at the time?

    Beside i do belive theres still some un answered questions at your own intruduction post?

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    • #17
      Re: Hello

      I don't know what is going on here but i don't like it. Im afraid of what is happening and I am not sure why. Is it possible that some demon is possessing this homer and making him post like this?

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      • #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
        I never asked for this.
        Well, then maybe it's high time you got off your whiny ass and asked for something.

        (Matthew 7:7-8) "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened."


        Ad don't ask for anything stupid like All Time Low tickets or black eyeliner or a Red Jumpsuit Apparatus t-shirt: ask for something useful like the Love of Our Lord Jesus Christ to enter you!



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Well, then maybe it's high time you got off your whiny ass and asked for something.

          (Matthew 7:7-8) "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened."


          Ad don't ask for anything stupid like All Time Low tickets or black eyeliner or a Red Jumpsuit Apparatus t-shirt: ask for something useful like the Love of Our Lord Jesus Christ to enter you!
          Maybe it's time you stop judging some one that you do not know.

          Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that you be not judged.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
            Maybe it's time you stop judging some one that you do not know.

            Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that you be not judged.
            Don't stop there, boy. Go ahead and read Matthew 7:2 (THE VERY NEXT VERSE).

            Oh, and try Leviticus 19:15, then John 7:24, and 1 Corinthians 2:15.

            I'll wait.



            See, I've READ the Bible. You gaming homos think you can Google your way to "winning the internets" but all you do is make yourself look foolish and secure an eternity of flames in the afterlife.

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
              Maybe it's time you stop judging some one that you do not know.

              Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that you be not judged.
              Maybe it's time you actually read a Bible:

              The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

              Lurk moar kkthxbai.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Don't stop there, boy. Go ahead and read Matthew 7:2 (THE VERY NEXT VERSE).

                Oh, and try Leviticus 19:15, then John 7:24, and 1 Corinthians 2:15.

                I'll wait.



                See, I've READ the Bible. You gaming homos think you can Google your way to "winning the internets" but all you do is make yourself look foolish and secure an eternity of flames in the afterlife.

                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
                Matthew 7:2 For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged: and with what measure you mete, it shall be measured to you again.

                So shall I judge you because you judged me? I never asked for this.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
                  Matthew 7:2 For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged: and with what measure you mete, it shall be measured to you again.

                  So shall I judge you because you judged me? I never asked for this.
                  Better go back and re-read 1 Corinthians 2:15, young lady.



                  See, I have a spiritual connection with Our Lord Jesus Christ, and you have an addiction to gay internet futa shoticon pornography. BIG difference.

                  YiC,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
                    I never asked for this.
                    In fact, you did.

                    You came to www.landoverbaptist.net.

                    You chose to register for this Christian church's discussion forum.

                    You then chose to continue whining on this forum.

                    Yes, you did ask for this. The question in my mind, what did you think you were going to get?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
                      Matthew 7:2 For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged: and with what measure you mete, it shall be measured to you again.

                      So shall I judge you because you judged me? I never asked for this.
                      Ok Veeeeeeeery Sloooooooooooow

                      Zechariah Smyth Judgeing you, useing the Bible.

                      Are you with me so far???

                      Now it is your turn, read the Bible and try and judge Zechariah Smyth

                      Ofcourse as Zechariah Smyth is a True Christian ™, you wont be able to find a single line you can judge him from.

                      But hes actualy dare you to read the Bible....... Do you dare? Or are you scared?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello

                        Why are these trolls never interesting?
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello

                          Hello,

                          Beyondthesmegma/DJKeemstar/Harbinger/TheChief/VanguardOfTruth/We are Family/WeAreGimps/DefiantToTheEnd/HarbingerOfDestiny/ThePathetic!

                          Welcome to GOD's favorite forum, for the eleventh time.

                          For somebody who says he's not asking for anything, you sure do keep registering a lot of accounts here.

                          Maybe I can help you not ask for any more.
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                          The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                          - Proverbs 15:3

                          CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                          CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            Why are these trolls never interesting?
                            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                            Hello,

                            Beyondthesmegma/DJKeemstar/Harbinger/TheChief/VanguardOfTruth/We are Family/WeAreGimps/DefiantToTheEnd/HarbingerOfDestiny/ThePathetic!

                            Welcome to GOD's favorite forum, for the eleventh time.
                            Apparently, because they're all the same gamertard.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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