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  • lesbianveganatheist
    Unsaved trash, repulsive rug-muncher
    • Dec 2011
    • 8
    #1

    Please change my title :)

    One of my title things says "repulsive rug-muncher"

    This is untrue.

    I don't like bushy hairy pussy.

    Please change it to "vixen vagina-licker" or "problemed pussy-eater" or something.

    Thank you
    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
    1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409
      #2
      Re: Please change my title

      I think it's trying to shock us.

      Why are you not praising Jesus? Do you like His tears as He sees another sinner rushing to embrace Satan?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        • Bob4God
          Moderator
          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274
          #3
          Re: Please change my title

          How about a big, fat infraction instead?

          Waste JESUS' bandwidth, will you!

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392
              #4
              Re: Please change my title

              Originally posted by lesbianveganatheist View Post
              One of my title things says "repulsive rug-muncher"

              This is untrue.

              I don't like bushy hairy pussy.

              Please change it to "vixen cooter-licker" or "problemed pussy-eater" or something.

              Thank you
              I thought you were a vegan? Vegans don't eat fish products. Nor do they wear fur hats.

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                • lesbianveganatheist
                  Unsaved trash, repulsive rug-muncher
                  • Dec 2011
                  • 8
                  #5
                  Re: Please change my title

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  I thought you were a vegan? Vegans don't eat fish products. Nor do they wear fur hats.
                  Oh my god you actually have a sense of humour.
                  Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                  1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                  1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996
                      #6
                      Re: Please change my title

                      Originally posted by lesbianveganatheist View Post
                      One of my title things says "repulsive rug-muncher"

                      This is untrue.

                      I don't like bushy hairy pussy.

                      Please change it to "vixen cooter-licker" or "problemed pussy-eater" or something.

                      Thank you
                      Did you miss the big, bold, UNSAVED UNWELCOME in the header?

                      You have no reason to be here, as you are not seeking Jesus. You are not welcome. Leave.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Ynot68
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 1
                          #7
                          Re: Please change my title

                          ROCK ON GIRL!!!!!

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639
                              #8
                              Re: Please change my title

                              Originally posted by Ynot68 View Post
                              ROCK ON GIRL!!!!!
                              This is not a lezbertarian hookup site.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 13996
                                  #9
                                  Re: Please change my title

                                  Originally posted by Snot68 View Post
                                  ROCK ON GIRL!!!!!
                                  Well said, Snot!

                                  Yes, rocks on the girl. Stoning is an appropriate, God-sanctioned method of execution for Lezbertarians.

                                  You may just be learning a bit about Jesus after all.
                                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                    • Humongous
                                      Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Apr 2011
                                      • 263
                                      #10
                                      Re: Please change my title

                                      well theys was only one time I ever tested the rug, and that was when I dropped my open-face mayonnaise sandwich on the corbin bersen floor! they always seem to land face down, ya cotton? well, anyhow, i bent down and licked that mayo offn the rug, and hoowee, it didn't taste none too good on account of all the used kitty litter what was mingled with the carpet fibers?
                                      Genesis 1:24
                                      And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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