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  • #1

    Hello

    I have been given the name Bible Thumping Billy by those who mock me, but I love it and am a proud Bible Thumper! Any hellbound heathen scum that comes across my face gets a nice heavy dose TRUTH forced upon their ignorant ears.

    I currently attend the First United Church of Kelowna. I am currently single but have the highest faith that our God has a perfect, obedient wife for me, I shall not foolishly be tricked into false love we all know lucifer has his disgusting harlots contaminating cities everywhere.

    My favorite Bible verse would have to be Proverbs 17:15
    He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the just, even they both are abomination to the LORD.

    This is something I see everyday, so-called Christians pointing their demon-ridden fingers at the True Christians while defending their fags, and fornicators.

    God bless brothers and sisters!
    BTB
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  • #2
    Re: Hello

    Welcome to God's favorite forum, BTB.

    I see you're a Cannuckistan. It must be a living hell living amoungst all those fags, frenchies, and savage eskimos.

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Thanks for the welcome. Tell me about it. It is becoming horrible :s

      "allah keep our land... glorious and (infidel) free..." True Christians are few and far between in this fallen country. It is disgusting to actually watch as all of our culture washes away right in front of our eyes. I won't stand by and keep silent!

      I have a friend who works in a Wrap/sandwich joint, this mooslim walks up and orders the special of the day which had pork in it and specifically requests that it be made without the pork. The sandwich was made and the mooslim took it to his seat and dove in. To his horror he saw little pieces of pork bacon in the sandwich (remember it is not uncommon for unsaved heathen scum to mess up orders at these places). The mooslim ran up to the till screaming "what have you done?! I am going to go to Hell now!"

      Buddy, your ticket to hell has been long reserved already

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        I know. Muslims are pretty silly about all this "God hates certain food" thing.

        As if God would send you to Hell for that over and above being a filthy heathen in the first place. I'd never be part of a religion that meant I couldn't eat good old Christian bacon. It just doesn't make sense. Thank goodness our God doesn't stop us from doing that.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Oh, that is a nice story! I love tricking Muslims into eating pork! I'm almost tempted to get a restaurant job just for that purpose.
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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Welcome to the forum!
            My husband and I will pray that you find a good Christian wife and have a marriage as happy and fulfilling as ours.
            1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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