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[cheshirerat]

hello, i am what many of you call unsaved trash. I believe as such i can be useful. I roam the dirty back alleys of the internet and social media. I figure rather than taint yourselves you can ask me questions and i can let you know if what you ask about is sinful.

words, games, tv, internet, there is filth in all of it. let someone else wander for you if you like.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

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hello, i am what many of you call unsaved trash. I believe as such i can be useful. I roam the dirty back alleys of the internet and social media. I figure rather than taint yourselves you can ask me questions and i can let you know if what you ask about is sinful.

words, games, tv, internet, there is filth in all of it. let someone else wander for you if you like.

The only use you will ever have to us is prime time entertainment when we are sitting in Heaven's front row to watch you in Hell being tormented by the Devil's Dipstick.

[cheshirerat]

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devils dipstick? I'll have to remember that one. So then when your child asks you if a tv show is ok are you gonna watch it? check it for sin? are you going to resist the temptation? it's a slippery slope my friend, i wish you luck.

[cheshirerat]

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when approaching a goblet would it not make sense to have the snake drink first to see if it's poison?

[Youth Pastor Marty]

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devils dipstick? I'll have to remember that one. So then when your child asks you if a tv show is ok are you gonna watch it? check it for sin? are you going to resist the temptation? it's a slippery slope my friend, i wish you luck.

We don't allow secular cable into our gated community, so there is never any doubt as to what our children watch. Even supposed "Christian" shows like Veggie Tales can't be trusted, since those crafty secular animators will hide sexual innuendo and have characters shaped like genitalia to lure our children into being bigger homers that Liberace even before the age of three.

[cheshirerat]

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I hate veggie tales, i knew they were up to something.

"pirates that don't do anything"... gay and lazy

[Youth Pastor Marty]

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I hate veggie tales, i knew they were up to something.

"pirates that don't do anything"... gay and lazy

That's my point exactly. Pirates were nothing but dirty, degenerate thieves that "plundered booty." Through research we have found that "booty" is colored folks' slang for the hiney of a morbidly obese Caucasian woman, or homo slang for the same thing on the opposite gender.

There is absolutely nothing Christian about it whatsoever.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Would you like to explain to us how you will know if something is sinful?

[Alphonse Alban]

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Would you like to explain to us how you will know if something is sinful?

I was wondering that myself. As an unsaved trash he does not have a moral compass. Heck, he even might be an atheist as well, so he may not understand any kind of consept of good and evil.

[cheshirerat]

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to the redeemed: There are very clear guidelines as to what is a sin (like the 10 commandments). Sin is not hard to identify, even those who don't know Christ can trace their actions back to a root good or evil.

As for me having both a relationship with Jesus (if a bit basic) and being surrounded by sin mean I can perceive hidden sin as well as the obvious. Such as the previously mentioned veggie tales.

[cheshirerat]

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to Alphonse you may find it interesting I've been working on leading atheists to god via their own so called logic. It's quite interesting to use their own secular education against them

[Redeemed Papist]

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to the redeemed: There are very clear guidelines as to what is a sin (like the 10 commandments). Sin is not hard to identify, even those who don't know Christ can trace their actions back to a root good or evil.

As for me having both a relationship with Jesus (if a bit basic) and being surrounded by sin mean I can perceive hidden sin as well as the obvious. Such as the previously mentioned veggie tales.

And yet, here you are, sinning

[cheshirerat]

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For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

[Youth Pastor Marty]

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For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

All of your ilk, that is.

1 John 3:8-9

8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.