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  • rikardup
    Unsaved trash, queer spaniard
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2012
    • 7

    #1

    Hello!!!

    Greetings. I'm Ricardo Praça, I'm 24 years old and I used to be an atheist but when looking for mistakes in the Bible I felt the divine words as a calling from God and I'm now looking to discover the Landover Baptist Church and, by that, to be able to save myself from sin. I now know that the King James Bible is the only way towards salvation. Thank You!
    Lev.20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Hello!!!

    I see you have managed to gain a love of God as profound as mine from reading the holy scriptures. God is a God of love and tolerance for all who believe in Him and even though you hail from a land cursed with Papists I'm sure you can stand forth as a shining beacon to them of how God is truly portrayed only in the King James Bible.

    Please tell us how many sons your wife has lain at the feet of Jesus and what verse from the Bible most expresses the glory of God to you and why.

    That first rush of Jesus' love as it swells and bursts inside you is not to be squandered and I'm sure we all want to hear how He came inside you.

    If we save just one tortured soul from Portugal tonight who has seen the light then all the persecution we endured was worth it!

    GLORY!
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
      Pastor of Praise and Worship
      A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2009
      • 3890

      #3
      Re: Hello!!!

      Amen and welcome. What is your favorite passage of the King James?
      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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      • rikardup
        Unsaved trash, queer spaniard
        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2012
        • 7

        #4
        Re: Hello!!!

        I am ashamed to admit that I was gay just until I started to read the Bible so I do not yet have a wife but I am looking for one.
        My favorite passage is Revelation 21:6. For me, it proves that we can only exist as a part of God.
        Sorry for my american! I've only had English lessons but I will improve!
        Lev.20:13
        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: Hello!!!

          Originally posted by rikardup View Post
          I am ashamed to admit that I was gay just until I started to read the Bible so I do not yet have a wife but I am looking for one.
          My favorite passage is Revelation 21:6. For me, it proves that we can only exist as a part of God.
          Sorry for my american! I've only had English lessons but I will improve!
          We have many ex-gays here. Indeed some of our Pastors were the most depraved queers and will be able to extend all manner of help in overcoming the queer deathstyle. You really can overcome your perversion and become washed clean in the blood of Christ.

          What a fine verse. God is indeed great and powerful. Glory!
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

          Comment

          • rikardup
            Unsaved trash, queer spaniard
            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2012
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Hello!!!

            You truly inspired me!
            I now do believe I can overcome all my past sins and become worthy at the eyes of God. Thank you kind Sir...God must really love you to give you the blessing of transmiting such words of encouragement even to a degenerate as me.
            Where should I get started? Where can I learn the ways of the Landover Baptist Church besides the King James Bible?
            Lev.20:13
            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

            Comment

            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #7
              Re: Hello!!!

              Originally posted by rikardup View Post
              You truly inspired me!
              I now do believe I can overcome all my past sins and become worthy at the eyes of God. Thank you kind Sir...God must really love you to give you the blessing of transmiting such words of encouragement even to a degenerate as me.
              Where should I get started? Where can I learn the ways of the Landover Baptist Church besides the King James Bible?
              Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


              There is a wealth of helpful information for degenerate sinners seeking to know God better. Here is a good place to start, however.

              The Bible is a wonderful thing when you throw off the shackles of Catholics and people saying they know what God really means. Read it. You will love it like we do as a rich vein of insight into what God really means.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

              Comment

              • rikardup
                Unsaved trash, queer spaniard
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2012
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Hello!!!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                The Bible is a wonderful thing when you throw off the shackles of Catholics and people saying they know what God really means. Read it. You will love it like we do as a rich vein of insight into what God really means.
                I've read it twice. When I finished it the first time the only thing I could think of was "Why can't this be like Hollywood and have a sequel? It would be the only good sequel because it is the bible!". Then I read it again and it was like reading the same story but from a new angle..i found myself looking for hidden meanings to understand God. I really hope I can save myself! I've already become heterossexual!
                Thanks for everything!
                Lev.20:13
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                Comment

                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!!!

                  Originally posted by rikardup View Post
                  I've read it twice. When I finished it the first time the only thing I could think of was "Why can't this be like Hollywood and have a sequel? It would be the only good sequel because it is the bible!". Then I read it again and it was like reading the same story but from a new angle..i found myself looking for hidden meanings to understand God. I really hope I can save myself! I've already become heterossexual!
                  Thanks for everything!
                  Be careful of looking for hidden meanings.

                  This thread shows how much of a crazy superstitious woo woo you can become if you get too bogged down in trying to find deep meanings and go cherry picking. Planets are other worlds indeed!

                  The Bible is a simple instruction book on what God wants you to do to be Saved. If God says t then it is so, however much you might think it is weird at first from a secular viewpoint.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                  Comment

                  • rikardup
                    Unsaved trash, queer spaniard
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!!!

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    The Bible is a simple instruction book on what God wants you to do to be Saved. If God says t then it is so, however much you might think it is weird at first from a secular viewpoint.
                    Once again you are right! I still have something from satan inside me...I must purge it quickly. I shall read everything i told me to read...
                    I believe I am not a lost case even if I'm portuguese. I shall request American nationality as soon as possibly!
                    Lev.20:13
                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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