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Ok. I'm new to this place and a little wary after reading some of the posts. I seek the truth and the spiritual guidance from fellow Christians. am I in the right place?
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Welcome to God's friendliest Forum.
When you say "fellow Christians" that implies you are a Christian.
Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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When I say 'Christian' that is to say I want to believe and need some guidance. My partner is a Baptised Christian from The Church of England. I am yet to be accepted.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View PostComment
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Partner in Crime?
Cowboy from the Old West (as in, "howdy, partner?)
Partner with Paul scam?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Welcome friend. How many sons have you birthed for Jesus?Originally posted by Jezebel Believer View Post
Did you know, the people that worship at that 'Church' are not really Christians but false god, mary worshipping papists?
Read this:
Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians
to learn more!Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Oh wow. I hadn't heard about this Partner with Paul scam. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
I think what our new friend is really trying to tell us is that she's living in sin with somebody.WARNING:
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Wow. Way to jump to hasty conclusions guys. No not living with anyone, not married and no children.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostOh, that's so sad.
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Why aren't you married? I pray that you are not cursed with some hideous affliction.Originally posted by Jezebel Believer View Post
God wants us to get married and have lots of children!
(Genesis 2:24) "Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh."
(Genesis 1:28) "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
Yours in Christ,
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What's this partner thing then?Originally posted by Jezebel Believer View Post
It's hardly our fault if you won't tell us much.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Nervousness, fear...those things are of the devil.Originally posted by Jezebel Believer View Post
"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love." (I John 4:18)
You already have us concerned, and here you are being evasive. Tread carefully. You are in God's favorite forum.
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Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(r).
I look forward to fellowshipping with you.
Please understand my Brothers and Sisters In Christ(tm)'s trepidation, we get a lot of people who claim to be Christians, who later wind up being like "how can you say that"?
It's best to show up with a thick skin, and a well worn Bible (KJV1611).
Some day, I look forward to welcoming you to the brotherhood/sisterhood of True Christiandom(tm). If you don't make it, then I look forward to watching you writhe in pain while burning in hell (Luke 16:23).
YIC
VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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