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  • #1

    Hello there.

    My name is Eloroy.

    When i was 8 months in the womb, my father tried to abort me when my mother was sleeping.
    My mother, a dedicated christian, prayed for me to stay alive in the name of the lord, and i managed to survive.
    I OWE MY LIFE to this great man.

    You might have seen me on the news as the only aborted baby to survive ever.

    Anyways, i attend the Woodlands Christian Center in texas.
    My favorite verse is 2 Kings 2:23-24
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  • #2
    Re: Hello there.

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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Hello there.

      Why do none of these newbies ever say why a verse is their favourite? It's like they just googled something gruesome from the Bible and quoted it to see if they could shock us with the fact God is a man of war.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • #4
        Re: Hello there.

        Friend, have you consulted the Bible?

        Genesis will provide you with a start:
        Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


        Now lets take a look at Timothy:
        1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
        1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.


        Then a little Ephesians:
        Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
        Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
        Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


        Finally with a dolop of Colossians (possibly one of the most strightforward):
        Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello there.

          2 Kings 2:24
          Hi El Why do you like that verse?
          Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello there.

            Welcome, Eloroy, glad to hear you survived your abortion. Tell us, what method, specifically, did your father use?
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            • #7
              Re: Hello there.

              Originally posted by Eloroy;840510[COLOR=Silver
              ]My name is Eloroy.

              When i was 8 months in the womb, my father tried to abort me when my mother was sleeping.[/COLOR]
              My mother, a dedicated christian, prayed for me to stay alive in the name of the lord, and i managed to survive.
              I OWE MY LIFE to this great man.
              You might have seen me on the news as the only aborted baby to survive ever.

              Anyways, i attend the Woodlands Christian Center in texas.
              My favorite verse is 2 Kings 2:23-24
              Who?

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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