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  • #1

    Greetings to all!

    Hello fellow christians,

    I recently to my joy stumbled upon your website,
    It brings me great pleasure to find others that have such strong faith as me.
    I am currently residing in the satanic place of New Zealand which is full of atheists, sheep rapists, drug dealers and child molesters. I hope to find me place on this website with many of you and we can become good friends
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings to all!

    What verse from the Bible sets your soul blazing for Jesus and why?

    Also commiserations for your life witnessing dreadful acts of animal sodomy and not being able to stone the offenders.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings to all!

      Originally posted by Mozthic View Post
      Hello fellow christians,

      I recently to my joy stumbled upon your website,
      It brings me great pleasure to find others that have such strong faith as me.
      I am currently residing in the satanic place of New Zealand which is full of atheists, sheep rapists, drug dealers and child molesters. I hope to find me place on this website with many of you and we can become good friends
      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings to all!

        I'm always interested to learn about other countries. Is New Zealand in Southern or Northern Europe? I have often heard from internet friends that New Zealand is a 3rd world, retarded little sister of Austria, which is already a low bar compared to the USA.

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings to all!

          I've heard the birds in New Seeland have decimated the indiginous cat and rat population.

          Really, True Christians (tm) would stopped that from happening.

          Gen 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth

          But what can you expect from heathens who by definition have their crusifixes upside down (like the rest of their country).

          Praise Jesus!
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          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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