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  • #1

    A Greeting

    Good evening LBC Forum.

    I've been directed here due to my apparently nonsensical posts on other threads.

    I would first like to apologize to Pastor Ezekiel. It was not my intention on speaking nonsense and it certainly was not my intention to be considered 'flaming' your forum. I came here to talk, discuss and learn.

    My name is Jackson, and overall I would like to consider myself as a goodly sort of person (thus the name). I am 19 years old, so by far not wise enough to speak back. However, I knew from quite a while ago that the church my family attended was not the one for me. See, I had grown up in a Roman Catholic household... I know

    Since then, upon escaping as it were to college, I have been fraught with even more liberal drivel and the like. I have no where else to turn for sanity!

    As has been noted to me by Redeemed Papist and Pastor Ezekiel, it appears my lack of being around like-minded individuals has already started to poison my mind...

    My favorite passage is [INDENT]Job 6:13 Is not my help in me?
    And is wisdom driven quite from me?

    Because I feel that first and foremost you must help yourself before you can help others. Only then, once you are one with God Almighty, can you truly do good.
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  • #2
    Re: A Greeting

    The Holy Bible says that thinking and worrying is a waste of time.

    Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they? Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? - Matthew 6:25
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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: A Greeting

      I really shouldn't worry, should I? It is just a waste of time anyhow. And every moment here on Earth in life is precious.

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      • #4
        Re: A Greeting

        Originally posted by Jackson Do Good View Post
        ...And every moment here on Earth in life is preciousmeaningless compared to eternity spent snuggled into Jesus' warm and tender bosom singing His praises.
        FTFY.

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        • #5
          Re: A Greeting

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          FTFY.
          I actually like that a lot better
          Thank you.

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          • #6
            Re: A Greeting

            Didymus is a hateful atheist and only refers to scripture to mock God. Avoid fellowship with him for he is a hateful, lowly creature.

            It's good to see you finally being more open to guidance. Thinking for yourself is unnecessary - the right way to behave in all circumstances is laid out clearly and unambiguously in the Bible. This is why we need laws based on Christian principles and we need to follow Godly teachings.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jackson Do Good View Post
              I really shouldn't worry, should I? It is just a waste of time anyhow. And every moment here on Earth in life is precious.
              Your time doing the Lord's will is precious! How do you do that? Read the KJV :happy:

              Deut 5:32 Ye shall observe to do therefore as the LORD your God hath commanded you: ye shall not turn aside to the right hand or to the left.

              It's pretty obvious you wern't Home Schooled.

              Praise Jesus.
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              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #8
                Re: A Greeting

                Redeemed Papist: Thank you, I shall take your warning to heart.
                Larni: Unfortunately no. But I was born and raised in a Catholic household where the father was not there. He had left my family some time beforehand.

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                • #9
                  Re: A Greeting

                  Other than the Bible, the only thing you should be thinking about is What Would Jesus Do? Even then, the answer should involve an open Bible. So pretty much all of your thinking should be wrapped up in the Bible.

                  Isn't it a relief to know that all life's answers are in That Book? All you have to do is read, my friend!
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jackson Do Good View Post
                    Unfortunately no. But I was born and raised in a Catholic household where the father was not there. He had left my family some time beforehand.
                    Just as well: a papal pedo patriarch would have only taught you how to be a cathlic colon charioteer.

                    But who in the name of all that is Holy (God and Jesus) was the man of the house? Who was there to stop the women becoming whores and the boys sodomites?

                    Deut 23:11 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel

                    Praise Jesus!
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                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: A Greeting

                      Originally posted by Jackson Do Good View Post
                      I really shouldn't worry, should I? It is just a waste of time anyhow. And every moment here on Earth in life is precious.
                      Actually, every moment here on Earth is not precious. It does not matter if you have 20 years or 90 years. What little time you have you need to be proving your devotion to God. Pray he believes you and enables you to go to Heaven. Once in Heaven, then you have a an eternity of precious time sitting at the feet of God.
                      Read your Bible son, it is your only hope for True Salvation(c).
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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