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  • thadx the pervert
    Unsaved trash, teenaged jap pervert
    • Feb 2012
    • 27

    #31
    Re: Hi.

    Does it really makes you think of sexual stuff -.-
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    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #32
      Re: Hi.

      Originally posted by thadx123 View Post
      Does it really makes you think of sexual stuff -.-
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      I see that you're not denying the fact that you're in a constant state of shame, due to all your masturbating and fantasizing. That's good. The first step toward changing is admitting you have a problem.

      Tell us, how often do you abuse yourself, and what, specifically, do you fantasize about while engaging in self-abuse?
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      • thadx the pervert
        Unsaved trash, teenaged jap pervert
        • Feb 2012
        • 27

        #33
        Re: Hi.

        You HAVE to be crazy (no offence)

        I DONT do those stuff, it is disgusting to me
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        And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #34
          Re: Hi.

          Come on Thad. You're a teenaged boy, and you're claiming you're not plagued by lurid sexual fantasies which cause you to rub your willy until it's raw?

          You're among friends, friend; there's no need to pretend.
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          • thadx the pervert
            Unsaved trash, teenaged jap pervert
            • Feb 2012
            • 27

            #35
            Re: Hi.

            No, I really don't

            To me, what I believe is that you either do it properly or don't do it at all

            Just a side fact, porn is BANNED in my country
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            And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #36
              Re: Hi.

              Originally posted by thadx123 View Post
              No, I really don't

              To me, what I believe is that you either do it properly or don't do it at all

              Just a side fact, porn is BANNED in my country
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              Being morally right by default won't cut it. You need to believe in Jesus or you burn.
              John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • thadx the pervert
                Unsaved trash, teenaged jap pervert
                • Feb 2012
                • 27

                #37
                Re: Hi.

                I mean, that is what I think I guess

                But really, I don't do stuff like that. Must you assume ALL teenagers do it when they are at their age ?
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                And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #38
                  Re: Hi.

                  Originally posted by thadx123 View Post
                  I mean, that is what I think I guess

                  But really, I don't do stuff like that. Must you assume ALL teenagers do it when they are at their age ?
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  What you think doesn't matter. It's what God thinks.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #39
                    Re: Hi.

                    Originally posted by thadx123 View Post
                    I mean, that is what I think I guess

                    But really, I don't do stuff like that. Must you assume ALL teenagers do it when they are at their age ?
                    Posted via Mobile Device
                    Son, teenagers are walking bags of raging hormones. Without the Holy Spirit guiding one, a teenager is incapable of acting in any kind of morally upright way. So of course they will masturbate constantly and furiously. We live in a fallen world, it can't be helped. Until you confess with your mouth that Jesus is LORD and temporarily died but is no longer dead, that is. (Romans 10:9)
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • thadx the pervert
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged jap pervert
                      • Feb 2012
                      • 27

                      #40
                      Re: Hi.

                      Bag of raging hormones ? 0.o
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                      And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #41
                        Re: Hi.

                        Sounds like you're in denial, son. Can you look me in the eye and honestly state that you haven't masturbated since last we spoke?
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                        • thadx the pervert
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged jap pervert
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 27

                          #42
                          Re: Hi.

                          NO I HAVENT !! STOP BEING A STEROTYPE !! D:

                          Just because 1 teenager does it doesn't mean ALL teenagers does it

                          And how do I even look at you in the eye, we are at opposite ends of the world -.-

                          In other news, I am a brony. Do you have a problem with men who watch My Little Pony ?
                          Posted via Mobile Device
                          And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #43
                            Re: Hi.

                            Originally posted by thadx123 View Post
                            In other news, I am a brony. Do you have a problem with men who watch My Little Pony ?
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            Why do you perverts persist in acting like babies in order to shock us?

                            My Little Pony is the work of the Devil.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #44
                              Re: Hi.

                              Originally posted by thadx123 View Post
                              NO I HAVENT !! STOP BEING A STEROTYPE !!
                              Compulsively masturbating teenager who's too ashamed to be honest about his behavior, yet too enthralled to stop?

                              I'd say the only person conforming to a stereotype here is you, my friend.


                              In other news, I am a brony. Do you have a problem with men who watch My Little Pony ?
                              OK, that is just beyond sick. You may think you're fantasizing about horses, but according to the following leaked document, which is an internal style guide for My Little Pony artists and writers, those ponies are not horses:



                              Yes, you read that correctly:

                              My Little Ponies are little girls!

                              Time to face facts, pal. All this time you've been telling yourself you're just a "furry," you've actually been mentally molesting young girls.

                              I recommend you stop watching My Little Pony immediately and start reading the Bible from sunup to sundown.
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                              • thadx the pervert
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged jap pervert
                                • Feb 2012
                                • 27

                                #45
                                Re: Hi.

                                That is it, I am pissed off. You drove me over the edge, have fun trying to control 20 million minecrafters and bronies >
                                Posted via Mobile Device
                                And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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