Greetings from Me

[MikeEM]

I found out I was homosexual at age fifteen.
Within the following years, I did many shameful things.

But I have since been saved! The Lord has shown me the error in my ways through His holy Word. My aunt told me about Romans 1:26-27 and shared with me a King James Bible. I realized that the fact that I have temptations that many others don't have doesn't constitute my succumbing to them. Of course, I still have temptations (as do all Christians), but it is my love for Jesus that keeps me from faltering and committing acts suggested to me by Satan.

I have been sodomy-free for four years. I know I couldn't have done it without God's Word. I truly feel forgiven, and praise God in eternal gratitude.

I do not yet have a church that I attend regularly. I will continue to try to find an incorrupt church, but most of the churches in my area are Cathylick.

Thus concludes the initial post of my introduction!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Greetings from Me

I found out I was homosexual at age fifteen.
Within the following years, I did many shameful things.

But I have since been saved! The Lord has shown me the error in my ways through His holy Word. My aunt told me about Romans 1:26-27 and shared with me a King James Bible. I realized that the fact that I have temptations that many others don't have doesn't constitute my succumbing to them. Of course, I still have temptations (as do all Christians), but it is my love for Jesus that keeps me from faltering and committing acts suggested to me by Satan.

I have been sodomy-free for four years. I know I couldn't have done it without God's Word. I truly feel forgiven, and praise God in eternal gratitude.

I do not yet have a church that I attend regularly. I will continue to try to find an incorrupt church, but most of the churches in my area are Cathylick.

Thus concludes the initial post of my introduction!

Hello Michael! Thank the Lord that you are on the road to salvation! I myself am a former sodomite. I debased myself with innumerable lecherous catamites such as yourself in fetid, stinking dens of sin and rancid semen for years, but as an Ex-gay© and True Christian™, I am now destined to sit at the right hand of Jesus come the Rapture.

But you are still damned I fear, because only Ex-gays© can attain the Kingdom. So while it is laudable that you have not taken another man's penis into your body lately, it does not mean that the Lord has forgiven you for your former life of immoral coupling.

You have come to the right place though, and with both myself and God on your side, you should be able to become a saved True Heterosexual(tm) just like me! Glory!

[MikeEM]

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But you are still damned I fear, because only Ex-gays© can attain the Kingdom. So while it is laudable that you have not taken another man's penis into your body lately, it does not mean that the Lord has forgiven you for your former life of immoral coupling.

You have come to the right place though, and with both myself and God on your side, you should be able to become a saved True Heterosexual™ just like me! Glory!

I'm afraid don't understand the difference. What must I do to be an Ex-gay©?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Greetings from Me

I'm afraid don't understand the difference. What must I do to be an Ex-gay©?

Becoming an Ex-gay© can require years of therapy, under the strict supervision of a certified True Christian™ therapist like myself. Prayer, aversion therapy, and possibly surgery are all part of the treatment for acute sodomania. Tell me Michael, just how gay were you? If you could, a detailed list of your sexual depravities might help me know just how much treatment you require. And do not worry about offending us, we have heard just about everything. Trust me, you will feel much better after you unburden yourself!

[MikeEM]

Re: Greetings from Me

I suppose I can open the door to my shame, if it means I can be saved. At age sixteen I had my first endeavor, with a boy two years younger than me. We exchanged acts of sodomy and fornication, and it thoroughly pleased me. But my ungodly lust did not stop there. Over the next four years, I committed many shameful deeds with many men, often several years my senior. I am deeply ashamed...

[Professor Bessemer]

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Your shame is understandable, because gay sex is disgusting to Jesus. But, because your everlasting soul is our main concern, we need to hear more about the filthy acts you performed with these various and sundry fags that you mentioned.

I only ask this so that I might advise you on the exact course of treatment you might require. So Michael, do yourself a favor and lay you heavy load on my shoulders, so that you may more easily let Jesus and his white hot love into your soul!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings from Me

God's will in this is that you be stoned to death if you continue to engage in sodomy. He hates you for doing it.

However, your repentance shows that there is the slenderest chance you will be saved. The dreadful temptation that leads to you making a choice to be gay needs therapy to overcome but there are programs to help you find sex with a man as disgusting as God wants you to find it. As disgusting as any True Christian(TM) finds the thought of two men sodomising each other in a sweaty thrusting frenzied session of anal destruction.

When the very thought of seeing another man's hard naked body glistening with sweat and panting with lust makes you want to vomit you will know God now has a chance of lovingly not burning you forever in Hell.

[MikeEM]

Re: Greetings from Me

Your shame is understandable, because gay sex is disgusting to Jesus. But, because your everlasting soul is our main concern, we need to hear more about the filthy acts you performed with these various and sundry fags that you mentioned.

I only ask this so that I might advise you on the exact course of treatment you might require. So Michael, do yourself a favor and lay you heavy load on my shoulders, so that you may more easily let Jesus and his white hot love into your soul!

What other details should I disclose?

God's will in this is that you be stoned to death if you continue to engage in sodomy. He hates you for doing it.

However, your repentance shows that there is the slenderest chance you will be saved. The dreadful temptation that leads to you making a choice to be gay needs therapy to overcome but there are programs to help you find sex with a man as disgusting as God wants you to find it. As disgusting as any True Christian™ finds the thought of two men sodomising each other in a sweaty thrusting frenzied session of anal destruction.

When the very thought of seeing another man's hard naked body glistening with sweat and panting with lust makes you want to vomit you will know God now has a chance of lovingly not burning you forever in Hell.

Are you certain that such an action would end my attraction to men? And would it instill in me an attraction for women?

[MikeEM]

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Your shame is understandable, because gay sex is disgusting to Jesus. But, because your everlasting soul is our main concern, we need to hear more about the filthy acts you performed with these various and sundry fags that you mentioned.

Please keep in mind also that my memory of these depravities is far from perfect, as I have been abstinent for quite a few years.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Please keep in mind also that my memory of these depravities is far from perfect, as I have been abstinent for quite a few years.

Has the unchecked use of rum and narcotics clouded your memory? I found that to be the case with me. The sooner you get into a program the better!!!

(Proverbs 10:7) "The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the wicked shall rot."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Greetings from Me

I'm afraid don't understand the difference. What must I do to be an Ex-gay©?

Praise God that you have come to seek His help!

My friend, just like alcoholism, gayness is a choice. Like my dear friend Professor Bessemer, I also once chose to spend my waking hours impaled on mansteel and fellating strange men in adult theaters. Even twenty or thirty trysts per day were not enough to satisfy my sin, and all I recall from being queer is misery and despair. And disease and homelessness.

But one day, I invited Jesus inside me instead of sissies, and I have been fag-free for over twenty years, praise God!

In order to help other fags avoid rectal recidivism, I have used God's Holy Scripture in my unique 12-Step program, structured specifically for the recovering homosexual. Please study it carefully and be honest with yourself.

You will be in my prayers as you recover from your sinful choice to be a gay.

Stay strong in Christ!

[MikeEM]

Re: Greetings from Me

Has the unchecked use of rum and narcotics clouded your memory? I found that to be the case with me. The sooner you get into a program the better!!!

(Proverbs 10:7) "The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the wicked shall rot."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I never did realize that my former alcoholism would impact my memory, but that could very possibly be the case!

Praise God that you have come to seek His help!

My friend, just like alcoholism, gayness is a choice. Like my dear friend Professor Bessemer, I also once chose to spend my waking hours impaled on mansteel and fellating strange men in adult theaters. Even twenty or thirty trysts per day were not enough to satisfy my sin, and all I recall from being queer is misery and despair. And disease and homelessness.

But one day, I invited Jesus inside me instead of sissies, and I have been fag-free for over twenty years, praise God!

In order to help other fags avoid rectal recidivism, I have used God's Holy Scripture in my unique 12-Step program, structured specifically for the recovering homosexual. Please study it carefully and be honest with yourself.

You will be in my prayers as you recover from your sinful choice to be a gay.

Stay strong in Christ!

This is just what I need! Just twelve steps and all the gay will go away! Thank you, sir, and praise be to Jesus for leading me to this forum!

I'll begin the first few steps right away. God bless!