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  • Left Wing Kook
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
    • Feb 2012
    • 7

    #16
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
    I don't know if sarcasm or attempts at "wit" are allowed here.
    Posted via Mobile Device
    It isn't sarcasm. I'm being serious.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Left Wing Kook
      Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
      • Feb 2012
      • 7

      #17
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      2 Chronicles 15:13

      I have posted the relevant scripture for you this time.

      It is important that you cite your sources.

      Thanks you, and God bless you, brother! We must all seek to spread HIS word.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Bill R. Briscoe
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2012
        • 176

        #18
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Left Wing Kook View Post
        We must all seek to spread HIS word.
        Mark 16:15-16
        And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

        Don't let this nasty habit of laziness continue.

        Originally posted by Proverbs 10:4
        He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: but the hand of the diligent maketh rich.
        Originally posted by Proverbs 18:9
        He also that is slothful in his work is brother to him that is a great waster.
        How Do I get Saved?
        Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
        My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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        Hebrews 13:8 - Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.
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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #19
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Left Wing Kook View Post
          I have repented! You're right!
          Oh, you've repented now? That's just dandy. Could you please tell us what, specifically, changed your mind?


          The Bible and God demands that we should engage in genocide against all non-believers, including the muslims and homosexuals.

          Friend, this is not a hate site, and we do not permit hate speech of any kind. Furthermore, it is not possible for Muslims or homosexuals to experience genocide, as neither group is a race or ethnicity.
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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22912

            #20
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Left Wing Kook View Post
            Matthew, Chapter 25:
            35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

            ...

            40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

            I'm sorry, but that sounds fairly liberal.
            That is simply because you are picking verses out at random and not bothering with the message:

            2Th:3:10: For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
            2Th:3:11: For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies. [Edit EB: Recognize anyone, asshole?]
            2Th:3:12: Now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread.

            This is God, through Paul, speaking like a Republican President on the matter of Welfare.

            Now, I agree that this is liberal - to my mind the lazy should be rounded up in chain gangs and forced to work for nothing in such businesses as a person like I might own - but, doubtless the Lord is wiser than I and I have no choice but to accept His Word: "Work or starve" and is that not the American way?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Holyfield
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2011
              • 245

              #21
              Re: Introduction

              If only all socialists were that easy to convert.
              Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #22
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Left Wing Kook View Post
                Thanks you, and God bless you, brother! We must all seek to spread HIS word.
                Amen. Now that you have seen the light of True, American, Republican Christianity, the kind God intended us all to follow, you may have a shot at Salvation. Have you started reading the Bible yet? It is important that you familiarize yourself with its contents so that you can rebuke heathens, as it directs us to do:
                2 Timothy 4:2

                King James Version (KJV)

                2Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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