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    May I introduce myself?

    Brothers and sisters!

    I believe I have finally found the forum where I can be the strong, white, Anglo-Saxon protestant that I truly am. I live in a socialist state known as Joo-York that allows queerosexuals to git married. I'm hoping that the faith that you all have in HIS true message will help me become a better man.

    1 Corinthians 16:13 - "Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong"
    "Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark..." - Ezekiel 9:6
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    Re: May I introduce myself?

    What is it about this verse that particularly sets your soul blazing for Jesus?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • #3
      Re: May I introduce myself?

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      What is it about this verse that particularly sets your soul blazing for Jesus?
      It allows me to have the faith to stand up for what I believe in against the queerosexuals, the muslims, and those anti-life people that live in my state. We're gonna have to let them see the error of their ways, lest they roast in hellfire for rejecting HIS message.

      2 Thessalonians 1:8-9 - "In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power"
      "Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark..." - Ezekiel 9:6

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      • #4
        Re: May I introduce myself?

        Originally posted by Frank P. Little View Post
        It allows me to have the faith to stand up for what I believe in against the queerosexuals, the muslims, and those anti-life people that live in my state. We're gonna have to let them see the error of their ways, lest they roast in hellfire for rejecting HIS message.

        2 Thessalonians 1:8-9 - "In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power"
        Now we're talking.

        GLORY
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #5
          Re: May I introduce myself?

          Originally posted by Frank P. Little View Post
          Brothers and sisters!

          I believe I have finally found the forum where I can be the strong, white, Anglo-Saxon protestant that I truly am. I live in a socialist state known as Joo-York that allows queerosexuals to git married. I'm hoping that the faith that you all have in HIS true message will help me become a better man.

          1 Corinthians 16:13 - "Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong"
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          • #6
            Re: May I introduce myself?

            Thank you, brothers, for this kind welcome. I hope that I can learn from True Christians™ such as yourselves to have a better understanding of the true word of God as outlined in the 1611 edition of the King James Bible.



            Proverbs 3:7-8 - "Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the LORD, and depart from evil. It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones."
            "Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark..." - Ezekiel 9:6

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            • #7
              Re: May I introduce myself?

              Hello Mr. Little, welcome to the forums! Tell us, how long have you been married and how many sons has your wife birthed for you?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: May I introduce myself?

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Hello Mr. Little, welcome to the forums! Tell us, how long have you been married and how many sons has your wife birthed for you?
                I have been married for 47 years and my wife has given birth to three sons: Mark, Jeremiah, and John. I also have two daughters that were married off to nice Christian boys no later than the age of 15. I have to say that the LORD has blessed me with a good Christian family. I never had to reprimand my wife; she always knew her place.

                Psalm 9:11 - "Sing praises to the LORD, which dwelleth in Zion: declare among the people his doings."
                "Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark..." - Ezekiel 9:6

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