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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #76
    Re: Hello to all

    Originally posted by gueritol View Post
    Can I change my login?
    I guess we can always add an "r" to it.

    2.- What is an unmarried lady browsing and looking alone at the perils of the internet? Don't you know that's not ok?
    Whoa Nelly! You are talking to a True Christian(TM) lady here. You, on the other hand, are still unsaved trash. Have some respect for your betters!

    And why, pray tell, do you think Mrs. Roberta is unmarried? Or doesn't have permission from her dad? Are we making... assumptions here?

    Originally posted by gueritol View Post
    Again with the assumptions ... the road to hell and mistakes is filled with assumptions.
    Not it's not. You probably meant "good intentions".

    Nor do I own everything that has gueritol over it.
    Friend, I just threw up a little in my mouth. That is disgusting.

    Admins, can we please add that vile word to the swear filter?
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #77
      Re: Hello to all

      Why would some atheist pretend to be a fluffy bunny Christian?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #78
        Re: Hello to all

        Originally posted by gueritol View Post
        Again with the assumptions ... the road to hell and mistakes is filled with assumptions.
        What assumptions are being made here? This is purely factual, which you of all people should know. Friend, I left the road to hell behind long, long ago and have found myself on the straight and narrow for many years now!

        Originally posted by gueritol View Post
        I found a Dr. that does abortions with the Nave Ernest Ville ... what do you think? what should I think? does it strike as a simmilar thinking process?
        Are you insinuating that I am an abortion doctor???? If I could give you an infraction for that, I certainly would. I find such a thought absolutely revolting, and would never take an (innocent) life like that.

        In case you didn't know, I am not a doctor of surgery. Around these parts, we believe that God is the only doctor that you need. I am a doctor of knowledge, more specifically, a Doctor of Philosophy, or philosophiae doctor, which is Latin.

        Originally posted by gueritol View Post
        The internet is a wordly thing ... I have no control over it. Nor do I own everything that has gueritol over it. Nor do I control there is a satan infested Ernest Ville the abortionist.

        I hope I made my self sufficiently clear.
        Goodness, you are all over the place. Whatever medication you're on, up the dosage. You need to meet my friend Jesus, He can cure what ails you!
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #79
          Re: Hello to all

          Originally posted by gueritol View Post
          You, me and all of us are but a mere speck compared to Him. Yet so far we have invested more time on me, than Him ... that's a shame!
          Indeed, it is a shame that you have arrived here to condemn us for not following the made-up "god" you have in your head; we prefer the real God of the Bible.

          Yet our every attempt to set you on the correct path to Heaven (instead of your current wide highway to Hell) is met with insults and idiocy.

          Naturally, we must wonder what is wrong with you, that you claim to be Christian and to love God, yet so steadfastly refuse to follow His Holy Word.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #80
            Re: Hello to all

            Originally posted by gueritol View Post

            And no, I'm not a foreigner.
            I call Shenanigans!

            Listen Geritol, if you're not some sort of Mexican or Queeropean, I'll eat my hat! Unless it turns out you're a retarded, since that would explain you unreadable posts too.

            So which is it? Retard or foreigner? Or maybe a combo of the two?
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            • gueritol
              • Feb 2012
              • 63

              #81
              Re: Hello to all

              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
              I call Shenanigans!

              Listen GUeritol, if you're not some sort of Mexican or Queeropean, I'll eat my hat! Unless it turns out you're a retarded, since that would explain you unreadable posts too.

              So which is it? Retard or foreigner? Or maybe a combo of the two?
              It's called a cap ... not a hat! unless you're not a pilot/captain as you say and that's your attire to dance as that 70's band ... which had those degenerated costumes and mannerism.

              Says Mr. Saddam Hussein ... have you looked in a mirror. You're not white! Yuck! bet you you have al-whatever in your family

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              • gueritol
                • Feb 2012
                • 63

                #82
                Re: Hello to all

                Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                Are you insinuating that I am an abortion doctor???? If I could give you an infraction for that, I certainly would. I find such a thought absolutely revolting, and would never take an (innocent) life like that.
                See! it's not fun to have other people lie about one self. I did find the same name ... you could understand (since you did it) it's easy to assume, you did the SAME about me! shame on you ... You do things you don't like to be done to you? Shame, shame, shame ... I hope you understand now why I didn't like it?

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #83
                  Re: Hello to all

                  Originally posted by gueritol View Post
                  It's called a cap ... not a hat!
                  No, I fairly sure a hat really is called a hat. Caps on the other hand are called caps.

                  Hope that helps.
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • gueritol
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 63

                    #84
                    Re: Hello to all

                    Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                    No, I fairly sure a hat really is called a hat. Caps on the other hand are called caps.

                    Hope that helps.
                    I'm pretty sure you don't know what happened! hat <> cap ...

                    Mr. Al-plane-captain is wearing a cap, not a hat.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #85
                      Re: Hello to all

                      It really is unravelling.

                      As I said already, your craft, mine troll, is not all that slick.

                      Now how about you actually own up to why you are here.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • gueritol
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 63

                        #86
                        Re: Hello to all

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        It really is unravelling.

                        As I said already, your craft, mine troll, is not all that slick.

                        Now how about you actually own up to why you are here.
                        I already thanked you for you inspiration and clarifying what is God's need from me. I can thank you again.

                        Now I take my leave to do my duty to God. You should also.

                        I thank you all for the input to help me understand where my God wants me to be and do.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #87
                          Re: Hello to all

                          Originally posted by gueritol View Post
                          I already thanked you for you inspiration and clarifying what is God's need from me. I can thank you again.

                          Now I take my leave to do my duty to God. You should also.

                          I thank you all for the input to help me understand where my God wants me to be and do.

                          You will never attain the discernment that you require to know what God wants you to do. You think you know better than He does, and so you invent your own morality.

                          From your very first post:

                          I do not believe in judging, offending and critizing. God told us to look inside ourselves and let other be.
                          I asked you where it said that in the Bible, and you have ignored me and subsequently gone on a rampage equal to Charlie Starkweather. You started out bad, and you've remained steadfast in your disregard for Scripture.



                          You need to study more and argue less.

                          (2 Timothy 2:15) "Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."

                          YiC,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #88
                            Re: Hello to all

                            Originally posted by geritol View Post
                            It's called a cap ... not a hat! unless you're not a pilot/captain as you say and that's your attire to dance as that 70's band ... which had those degenerated costumes and mannerism.

                            Says Mr. Saddam Hussein ... have you looked in a mirror. You're not white! Yuck! bet you you have al-whatever in your family




                            So, I guess you're a retard foreigner then? I sorta figured that. Enjoy Hell you pathetic loser. I'll be laughing it up in Heaven with all my True Christian™ pals as we watch the Devil rape you with his flaming tallywhacker!
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                            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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