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    Grovelling apologies from Alaska

    Brothers and sisters I have been punished for my previous messages, I apologise, in my opinion I was introducing myself and the revelation through God that has been given to Mr King. I was not 'spamming' and if you feel this to be the case I am truly sorry. I wish to join fellow true Christians on here and stand by you in the fight for Truth and to be accepted in Jesus.

    Ned.
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    Re: Grovelling apologies from Alaska

    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. How many soldiers for Christ have you impregnated your wife with? What's the best pie she bakes for you?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      Re: Grovelling apologies from Alaska

      Welcome to this friendly forum!

      In my opinion you should be very cautious about Mr King.

      Matt 24:5 "For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many."
      Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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      • #4
        Re: Grovelling apologies from Alaska

        Another eslimoe mumbling due to chunks of blbber caught between his teeth.

        Friend, groveling at our feet makes you look cheap and worthless. You should instead have your face to the dirt (ice in your case) at the toes of Jesus, praying He lifts your weeping, spear pocked face to give you 'the look'.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Grovelling apologies from Alaska

          Originally posted by Youngned View Post
          in my opinion
          I always teach the children that having an opinion is begging Jesus to send you to Hell. Jesus doesn't want opinions. He wants children to be on their knees begging for His forgiveness. And he wants me to beat those children on their sinful bottoms to prevent them from burning!

          There is no need for opinions:
          Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"

          Burning their bottoms with the rod prevents them burning in Hell:
          Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
          Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

          John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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          • #6
            Re: Grovelling apologies from Alaska

            Mr. King? Who's Mr. King, and what's this about a revelation? Please tell me you're not a member of George King's UFO cult.
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