[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

If you're not married, then do you have your father's permission to be online?

Wow, that was a bit insensetive. Her father's dead, of course. As Rick Santorum has explained, the government kills old people over there - it's like Logan's Run, with clogs.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Wow, that was a bit insensetive. Her father's dead, of course. As Rick Santorum has explained, the government kills old people over there - it's like Logan's Run, with clogs.

Oh my Holy Lord, so you think it's true?? I found this board searching 'Santorum' 'Church' and 'Holland' and want to calm down the rumours. But now instead I'm starting to believe I'm brainwashed by these evil Dutch!
The doctor's told me my father passed away of natural causes.
Thinking of it now, it's rather strange he kinda looked electrocuted ...

Oh nooo, this is big ... where can I get this bracelett for my mom!! She is in the hospital for an ingrown toenail.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Hello Rubina, nice to meet you
I see you suffer from bad breath, that's really serious - you should do something about it

Job 17:1
My breath is corrupt, my days are extinct, the graves are ready for me.

Job 9:18
He will not suffer me to take my breath, but filleth me with bitterness.

Thanks for your warm welcome and inspiration! Yes indeed I need to do something about my breath. Even my dog doesn't want to be in the same room as me. It's that bad. My daddy (r.i.p.) believes that's my punishment for having lost faith in the Lord during my teenage years.

What can I do?

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

That's what happens if you displease God as a nation. Heed it well.

Ezekiel 5:8-12
8Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I, even I, am against thee, and will execute judgments in the midst of thee in the sight of the nations. 9And I will do in thee that which I have not done, and whereunto I will not do any more the like, because of all thine abominations. 10Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds. 11Wherefore, as I live, saith the Lord GOD; Surely, because thou hast defiled my sanctuary with all thy detestable things, and with all thine abominations, therefore will I also diminish thee; neither shall mine eye spare, neither will I have any pity. 12A third part of thee shall die with the pestilence, and with famine shall they be consumed in the midst of thee: and a third part shall fall by the sword round about thee; and I will scatter a third part into all the winds, and I will draw out a sword after them.

God doesn't muck about when it comes to punishing sinners.

I needed to hear that. I thank you for your punishment in earlier post. I need the discipline and guidelines since my dad passed away.

So glad I found this board, God works in mysterious ways...

[Little Donkey]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Get her one like this (see below) - that's the technical term that doctors use.

So which part of Holland are you from?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

I needed to hear that. I thank you for your punishment in earlier post. I need the discipline and guidelines since my dad passed away.

So glad I found this board, God works in mysterious ways...

God's ways seem strange to you because you're a false Christian tramp whose breath smells. As a True Christian™, I understand God's works (usually) and my breath smells like a spring morning.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

God's ways seem strange to you because you're a false Christian tramp whose breath smells. As a True Christian™, I understand God's works (usually) and my breath smells like a spring morning.

I can be saved, right? If I follow the path of God, read and learn as long as they are from the 1611 version of King James' glorious book.
It's not to late right?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

I can be saved, right? If I follow the path of God, read and learn as long as they are from the 1611 version of King James' glorious book.
It's not to late right?

Just get on with it instead of acting like a trollop.

Report back whenever you find a particularly inspiring verse.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Get her one like this (see below) - that's the technical term that doctors use.

So which part of Holland are you from?

Thanks for posting. I haven't seen these before. Heard of it but believed it to be an hoax. I just learned they only hand these out to atheists.....

I'm from the Northern part of the Netherlands... 150 k.m. from Amsterdamned

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

I can be saved, right? If I follow the path of God, read and learn as long as they are from the 1611 version of King James' glorious book.
It's not to late right?

It's never to late to be Saved©, even Jeffry Dahmer is in Heaven. But you never know when you might drown in a canal or get run over by a truck full of live eels or tulips! So I wouldn't wait too darned long to get right with God Rubina. You can never tell when He might just get an itchy trigger finger and send you to Hell!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Welcome Rubinnia. What is it like living on that ranch of Michael Jackson? Do you have to buy tickets to ride the rides?
Don't you feel at all guilty for not fulfilling the wishes of God? Every day you are of childbearing age and are not pregnant is like spitting in the face of Jesus.

[Swedish eskimo]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

In which part of Denmark is the Netherlands?

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

In which part of Denmark is the Netherlands?

Actually Denmark is a small village in the Netherlands, see:

http://maps.google.nl/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=np&q=Denemarken+Groningen&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x47c9d56e6b6a2503:0xe3b5d06f00e9af4b,Denemarken&gl=nl&ei=bQplT7frNcygOs3TsYAI&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CDAQ8gEwAA

[Roberta]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

You can never tell when He might just get an itchy trigger finger and send you to Hell!

It's like a national pastime! Hands Brinker was writing about dykes even before it became PC.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Welcome Rubinnia. What is it like living on that ranch of Michael Jackson? Do you have to buy tickets to ride the rides?
Don't you feel at all guilty for not fulfilling the wishes of God? Every day you are of childbearing age and are not pregnant is like spitting in the face of Jesus.

Thanks for your heartwarming welcome! I am indeed concerned I spill my childbearing years and will get punished for it. But as you know Netherlands is full of Sinners, not a lot of true Christian's out there. Should I flew Europe and move back to Nebraska?

I don't ride rides as I'm taught that's sinfull, so I can't answer your question.