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  • Hello Everyone

    As you can see my name is David, I came here to find like minded people to discuss the greatness of our LORD and how we can make this country great again.

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    Re: Hello Everyone

    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Everyone

      We are already pretty cool with the Lord here, David. Tell us how we can make this country great?
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Everyone

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
        I go to a local baptist church, my favorite bible verse is 2 Chronicles 15:13 and i found Jesus when i was born christian.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Everyone

          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
          We are already pretty cool with the Lord here, David. Tell us how we can make this country great?
          Although I have many ideas I am somewhat a pacifist when it comes to fixing our country. I think we should divide the country between good Christians and heathens. The USA should belong to Christians and the rest should be sent to Iran, then we should go to war with Iran.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello Everyone

            Originally posted by David Willts View Post
            Although I have many ideas I am somewhat a pacifist when it comes to fixing our country. I think we should divide the country between good Christians and heathens. The USA should belong to Christians and the rest should be sent to Iran, then we should go to war with Iran.
            As in deport all of New York?
            Come climb my mountains.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello Everyone

              Originally posted by David Willts View Post
              ...i found Jesus when i was born christian.
              Wrong answer. Care to try again?

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              • #8
                Re: Hello Everyone

                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                As in deport all of New York?
                If that is what it takes, you have to start somewhere. I would imagine that California would have to go also.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello Everyone

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Wrong answer. Care to try again?
                  No

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello Everyone

                    Son, why don't you cut to the chase and tell us why you're really here.

                    You see, people who pretend to be Christians don't do very well around here. If you don't have the Holy Spirit of God deep in your loins, it's pretty obvious to those of us who do.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello Everyone

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Son, why don't you cut to the chase and tell us why you're really here.
                      Are you calling me a liar? PLEASE BE QUIET NOW
                      1 Timothy 2:11-15

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello Everyone

                        Originally posted by David Willts View Post
                        Are you calling me a liar? PLEASE BE QUIET NOW
                        1 Timothy 2:11-15

                        Keep a civil tone, unsaved trash.

                        God hates a liar. An ability to google scripture and be uppity does not make you a True Christian(TM).
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Re: Hello Everyone

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          Keep a civil tone, unsaved trash.

                          God hates a liar. An ability to google scripture and be uppity does not make you a True Christian™.
                          Yes and i am not a True Christian™ yet and I am sorry if you feel that i have somehow misled you but I never claimed to be a True Christian™. I hope to become one someday, Is there anything greater that one could strive for

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello Everyone

                            Originally posted by David Willts View Post
                            I go to a local baptist church,
                            Would that be Maranatha Baptist Church, Emmanuel Baptist Church or Baha'i Faith?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment


                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Would that be Maranatha Baptist Church, Emmanuel Baptist Church or Baha'i Faith?
                              http://www.venturabaptist.org this one.
                              I cannot see that last one but can only guess that my HWF edited it.

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