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  • #16
    Re: Hello Everyone

    Originally posted by David Willts View Post
    Are you calling me a liar? PLEASE BE QUIET NOW
    1 Timothy 2:11-15

    In what way did you perceive me calling you a liar? You have admitted yourself to ignorance of the Christian faith. You have admitted yourself you have never been born again. You have admitted yourself you are generally volatile and unstable.

    I suggest you start reading the Holy Bible. All of it. From beginning to end. When the Spirit comes upon you and you cannot contain yourself from the joyous response, then let you'll know what to do - let Jesus into your soul right then and there, drop to your knees and give yourself to Him! You can do it!

    Then we can all Praise Jesus together!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello Everyone

      I am here to learn

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      • #18
        Re: Hello Everyone

        Originally posted by David Willts View Post
        I am here to learn
        Then stop presuming to rebuke goodly True Christian women and get your nose pointed at an open copy of the King James Bible in humility and love for Jesus.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello Everyone

          Originally posted by David Willts View Post
          http://www.venturabaptist.org this one.
          I cannot see that last one but can only guess that my HWF edited it.
          How is that "local"? You seem to be all over the place with your very scant biography.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello Everyone

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            Then stop presuming to rebuke goodly True Christian women and get your nose pointed at an open copy of the King James Bible in humility and love for Jesus.
            The King James Version is the only true version there is. Everything else is liberal propaganda.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello Everyone

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              How is that "local"? You seem to be all over the place with your very scant biography.
              It is local in that it is down the street from my house.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello Everyone

                Originally posted by David Willts View Post
                It is local in that it is down the street from my house.
                It's an online organisation.

                It's also based in California.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello Everyone

                  Originally posted by David Willts View Post
                  It is local in that it is down the street from my house.
                  How blessed you are to be so near a Godly church! Pastor McClendon is a dear friend of mine and we have been on several missions together. Perhaps you would care to summarize his sermon last Sunday for the unsaved pond scum that may be lurking? Jesus will surely bless you.

                  In Christ
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello Everyone

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    It's an online organisation.

                    It's also based in California.
                    You should come by and tell them that
                    5415 Ralston Street Ventura, CA 93003

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello Everyone

                      Originally posted by David Willts View Post
                      You should come by and tell them that
                      5415 Ralston Street Ventura, CA 93003
                      God knows where you live and it's certainly not just down the road from a Baptist Church in Ventura, CA.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello Everyone

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                        How blessed you are to be so near a Godly church! Pastor McClendon is a dear friend of mine and we have been on several missions together. Perhaps you would care to summarize his sermon last Sunday for the unsaved pond scum that may be lurking? Jesus will surely bless you.

                        In Christ
                        Mike Craig gave an excellent service on what really means and how we as good Christians should defend it from the corruption of the growing population of Aztec idolers from Mexico. It was followed by a lesson in gun safety.
                        McClendon could not make it as he was preparing for the missions conference.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello Everyone

                          Originally posted by David Willts View Post
                          Mike Craig gave an excellent service on what really means and how we as good Christians should defend it from the corruption of the growing population of Aztec idolers from Mexico. It was followed by a lesson in gun safety.
                          McClendon could not make it as he was preparing for the missions conference.
                          All lies. Had you actually been in the pews, you would have been warned about what God thinks of your ilk.

                          Proverbs 19:9 "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."

                          Your foul and corrupt soul will be in my prayers, young man.

                          In Christ
                          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello Everyone

                            Why do I smell the distict odor of foot sweat, wood and tulips?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello Everyone

                              Originally posted by David Willts View Post
                              I go to a local baptist church, my favorite bible verse is 2 Chronicles 15:13 and i found Jesus when i was born christian.
                              Does this "local Baptist Church" have a name?

                              And what, pray tell, is a "born Christian?"
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello Everyone

                                My Heathen sense is tingling with this one

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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