[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

That's a whole different problem.

Why?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Why?

This is a family friendly forum. Cut it out with the depraved sex talk!

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

This is a family friendly forum. Cut it out with the depraved sex talk!

How's saying I couldn't... nevermind. ok, I not in for the gathering.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Do you have any idea how unusual it is for an unsaved person such as yourself to be invited to a Landover gathering? I would really reconsider if I were you.

Also, I'm not seeing those pics you promised. Don't be ashamed, dear, it's very hard to shock or horrify us. We're Christians.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

How's saying I couldn't... nevermind. ok, I not in for the gathering.

But you'll be the guest of honor!

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Do you have any idea how unusual it is for an unsaved person such as yourself to be invited to a Landover gathering? I would really reconsider if I were you.

Also, I'm not seeing those pics you promised. Don't be ashamed, dear, it's very hard to shock or horrify us. We're Christians.

Okay I'll post two for you, I'll consider it. Where is the gathering anyways?

But you'll be the guest of honor!

You're not trying to lure me in so you can burn me are you?

Here's two pics of me, one from a youth camp and the other at Glenelg:

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Okay I'll post two for you, I'll consider it. Where is the gathering anyways?





You're not trying to lure me in so you can burn me are you?

Me?

Here's two pics of me, one from a youth camp and the other at Glenelg:

Holy... Are you sure you're a lesbian?

I thought all lesbeans looked like this:

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Me?



Holy... Are you sure you're a lesbian?

I thought all lesbeans looked like this:

Oh my goth... where on the internet did you find that!? No don't tell me!
Fact the first: I am not a lesbian and never will be.

Fact the second: Not all lesbians look like that.

Fact the third: I still want to know where that gathering is taking place.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Oh my goth... where on the internet did you find that!? No don't tell me!
Fact the first: I am not a lesbian and never will be.

Never let it be said that we True Christians™ can't learn from our mistakes. I thought all you wickers were rug munchers.

Fact the second: Not all lesbians look like that.

It's been my experience that they do. In fact, that's the most attractive lesbean I could find on the interwebs.

Fact the third: I still want to know where that gathering is taking place.

I think I'm uninviting you. I'm a married man and my wife would not appreciate your shameful attempts to seduce me. She's an Eskimo and they take that kind of thing pretty seriously. If you could see how quickly she can reduce a seal carcass to its component parts you'd realize it's advisable that you peddle your wares elsewhere.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Well, LadyRaven, I see that one of the pastors here has wisely deleted those image links, for the protection of those of us who may not be very strong in our faith. Not to worry, as I have those images safely stored on my hard drive.

Now that we know what kind of baseline we're working with, I'm glad to say there's nowhere to go but up.

I try to avoid thinking about women's clothes as much as possible, so I might not be the best person to consult for fashion advice, but you might want to consider investing in something like this:

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

I'm referring to the dress, of course. I suppose you could also invest in an Asian woman to cook and clean, but it's best if you do that work yourself, so you'll have the kinds of skills a potential husband would be looking for.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Never let it be said that we True Christians™ can't learn from our mistakes. I thought all you wickers were rug munchers.

It's been my experience that they do. In fact, that's the most attractive lesbean I could find on the interwebs.

I think I'm uninviting you. I'm a married man and my wife would not appreciate your shameful attempts to seduce me. She's an Eskimo and they take that kind of thing pretty seriously. If you could see how quickly she can reduce a seal carcass to its component parts you'd realize it's advisable that you peddle your wares elsewhere.

That's fine, it is a common thought that all goths are either gays or lesbians which is wrong because nobody is prepared to get to know us or give us a chance.

And by no means would I try to seduce you. If it appears that way I'm sorry I didn't mean to. But I am curious... what did I say that made it seem to you that I was?

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Well, LadyRaven, I see that one of the pastors here has wisely deleted those image links, for the protection of those of us who may not be very strong in our faith. Not to worry, as I have those images safely stored on my hard drive.

Now that we know what kind of baseline we're working with, I'm glad to say there's nowhere to go but up.

I try to avoid thinking about women's clothes as much as possible, so I might not be the best person to consult for fashion advice, but you might want to consider investing in something like this:

I LOVE them! They're perfect! Do they come in black or dark purple? Where do I get them?

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Can I wear a corset with it?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

What I would like to see is good wholesome picture of you without the whorish make up and the trappings of sin. As an expert in the unconscious mind of sinners I can say without out a shadow of a doubt that make up is a psychological mechanism to hide one's face from Jesus.

The whorish and the slattern thinks by daubing themselves with pastes and creams (itself a proxy for, ahem, 'gentleman's relish' (to use the vernacular)) that Jesus will not recognise them as they pursue their perverted pernicious peccadillos.

Wipe that muck off you face, dress like a good woman and show us you can be in polite company, missy!

All the best.
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