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  • #106
    Re: Raven seeks redemption

    Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
    I meant with your belief. If I came to your Church in person what would my rights be? I just want someone to tell me outright.
    We're different at Landover Baptist. Many churches would lure you in with sweet lies and try to sucker you in.

    We don't do that at all. Our church is our Temple of Solomon. Its hallowed walls are our Holy of Holies. Those who are not pure enough to go in wait in the courtyard and watch the service on CCTV. Those who are the unsaved cannot even enter our temple at all.

    The first time I entered Pastor Zeke's rectory, they actually tied a rope around my leg just in case the LORD killed me dead on the spot so they could just drag my body out. Of course later he explained it was all symbolic and then we moved on to other things, but I'll never forget that.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    • #107
      Re: Raven seeks redemption

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      We're different at Landover Baptist. Many churches would lure you in with sweet lies and try to sucker you in.

      We don't do that at all. Our church is our Temple of Solomon. Its hallowed walls are our Holy of Holies. Those who are not pure enough to go in wait in the courtyard and watch the service on CCTV. Those who are the unsaved cannot even enter our temple at all.

      The first time I entered Pastor Zeke's rectory, they actually tied a rope around my leg just in case the LORD killed me dead on the spot so they could just drag my body out. Of course later he explained it was all symbolic and then we moved on to other things, but I'll never forget that.
      Sounds interesting. I wouldn't mind visiting one day (that was genuinely said)

      With that being said I suppose I stick around. Are there any sermons you suggest for a someone new to the faith?
      Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
      put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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      • #108
        Re: Raven seeks redemption

        Has the Webcam arrived yet? I paid extra for express shipping!
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        • #109
          Re: Raven seeks redemption

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Has the Webcam arrived yet? I paid extra for express shipping!
          No it hasn't.
          Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
          put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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          • #110
            Re: Raven seeks redemption

            Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
            I meant with your belief. If I came to your Church in person what would my rights be? I just want someone to tell me outright.
            You would have no rights until you succumbed to the Pastor's "Circle of Victory" ritual.

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            • #111
              Re: Raven seeks redemption

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              You would have no rights until you succumbed to the Pastor's "Circle of Victory" ritual.
              What's that?
              Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
              put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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              • #112
                Re: Raven seeks redemption

                Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                Please don't keep me waiting... I might find something on this forum that will make me re-think my ways. Perhaps something like this?

                Cassandra was a major disapointment to us. She went from Christian child to bitter feminazi to full-on lezbean witch.

                I think Brother BJ still has her in his basement....

                Anyway, I want to make it clear that you are not the least bit welcome in Freehold, and that you would be stopped by our DOF security long before you could even catch sight of our Church complex.

                No, unless and until you repent of your whorish ways and accept Jesus deep into your soul, you are unwelcome around here.

                Sermons can be read HERE.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #113
                  Re: Raven seeks redemption

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Has the Webcam arrived yet? I paid extra for express shipping!
                  I wouldn't worry, I once ordered something from America.

                  It was express post and it took 2 MONTHS!!

                  It still might be on it's way.
                  Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                  put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                  • #114
                    Re: Raven seeks redemption

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Cassandra was a major disapointment to us. She went from Christian child to bitter feminazi to full-on lezbean witch.

                    I think Brother BJ still has her in his basement....

                    Anyway, I want to make it clear that you are not the least bit welcome in Freehold, and that you would be stopped by our DOF security long before you could even catch sight of our Church complex.

                    No, unless and until you repent of your whorish ways and accept Jesus deep into your soul, you are unwelcome around here.

                    Sermons can be read HERE.

                    At least I'm not practising magic anymore am I? I have accepted Jesus it's just the process of progress.

                    There's a lot I still have to get my head around. So if I'm unwelcome kick me off because I'm not leaving, I'm changing.
                    Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                    put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                    • #115
                      Re: Raven seeks redemption

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      No, unless and until you repent of your whorish ways and accept Jesus deep into your soul
                      Then I will.

                      Although my participation in the goth lasted for about 2 years during that time I have indulged in several questionable activities but nothing as far as sex itself.
                      Eventually I found my way back to a church and changed my ways. However I still attended goth clubs in hopes of inviting them to church. I did on a few occasions though . Later I discovered this site and patiently endured the harsh correction you laid upon me which led to my leaving.
                      Later I met a cute wicca guy who introduced my to the world of wicca. I joined a covern and found it to be peaceful. However when it was made known what I was doing and beleived in I lost touch with several friends and accidently hurt the only one willing to stay with me.
                      Then I came back here.

                      That's my story.
                      Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                      put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                      • #116
                        Re: Raven seeks redemption

                        How many hours per day are you reading your Bible? If you have a job, you might want to call in sick and just read the Bible full time for at least a week or so.
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                        • #117
                          Re: Raven seeks redemption

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          How many hours per day are you reading your Bible? If you have a job, you might want to call in sick and just read the Bible full time for at least a week or so.
                          I come online here and do the bible study occasionally. You know? The one Brother V set up? He's done an awesome job.

                          Don't worry I'm going to put more effort in to spending more time in the bible.
                          Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                          put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                          • #118
                            Re: Raven seeks redemption

                            That should really be your number one priority. If work won't give you the time off, just quit.
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                            • #119
                              Re: Raven seeks redemption

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              That should really be your number one priority. If work won't give you the time off, just quit.
                              Certainly, I'm on here quite often (although that might change in the close future) so that shouldn't be a problem.
                              Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                              put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                              • #120
                                Re: Raven seeks redemption

                                Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                                Then I will.

                                Although my participation in the goth lasted for about 2 years during that time I have indulged in several questionable activities but nothing as far as sex itself.
                                Eventually I found my way back to a church and changed my ways. However I still attended goth clubs in hopes of inviting them to church. I did on a few occasions though . Later I discovered this site and patiently endured the harsh correction you laid upon me which led to my leaving.
                                Later I met a cute wicca guy who introduced my to the world of wicca. I joined a covern and found it to be peaceful. However when it was made known what I was doing and beleived in I lost touch with several friends and accidently hurt the only one willing to stay with me.
                                Then I came back here.

                                That's my story.
                                Oh, you may be wondering about the pregnancy? That happened after I got kicked off the forums, it was a little mid-night drunken adventure.
                                Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                                put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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