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  • #91
    Re: Raven seeks redemption

    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
    No matter. Jesus and I prefer stoning anyway.
    Really? Well don't bother me with opinions on that.

    I'm all for changing lives but not ending them.
    Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
    put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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    • #92
      Re: Raven seeks redemption

      Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
      Really? Well don't bother me with opinions on that.

      I'm all for changing lives but not ending them.
      I see. So you do not believe in capital punishment, whether prescribed by secular law or by Biblical law. Interesting. So you would spare the architects of the holocaust? Why do you hate jews? Your racism is not appreciated.
      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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      • #93
        Re: Raven seeks redemption

        When did I say I hated Jews? Maybe it's just because I'm not prepared to pick up a rock and throw it at someone.
        Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
        put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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        • #94
          Re: Raven seeks redemption

          Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
          When did I say I hated Jews? Maybe it's just because I'm not prepared to pick up a rock and throw it at someone.
          Even a Nazi about to kill a jew?

          Racist.
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          • #95
            Re: Raven seeks redemption

            Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
            Even a Nazi about to kill a jew?

            Racist.
            Can we please end this? The basic fact is this: I can't kill anyone and I won't.
            Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
            put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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            • #96
              Re: Raven seeks redemption

              Getting into your "Bible in a year" studies. Go Brother V!!

              Looks like I'm stuck here.

              Praise Jesus!
              Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
              put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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              • #97
                Re: Raven seeks redemption

                Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                Well now that I've moved on from goth (for the sake of both me and my baby apparantly) can anyone tell me what the next step is to becoming a True Christian is?
                Wipe that whoreish greasepaint off your face, dye your hair back to the color Jesus made it, and start showing some proper shame.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #98
                  Re: Raven seeks redemption

                  Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                  You had a little Greek?
                  No, Sister Kitty, I'm talking about Knob Creek Bourbon Whiskey!



                  You may recall that I used to be a crystal meth addict, and am now 100% clean and sober. Therefore, Knob Creek is the only indulgence I allow myself. Just a little bit after dinner, to settle my stomach.

                  The next time you're in Kentucky, be sure and stop by the Knob Creek Gun Range. Nothing's more relaxing that spending a nice afternoon sipping Knob Creek and shooting at passing motorists targets.

                  WARNING:
                  In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • #99
                    Re: Raven seeks redemption

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Wipe that whoreish greasepaint off your face, dye your hair back to the color Jesus made it, and start showing some proper shame.
                    Get that crusty goth cum off your face too.

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                    • #100
                      Re: Raven seeks redemption

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Wipe that whoreish greasepaint off your face, dye your hair back to the color Jesus made it, and start showing some proper shame.
                      I've never really been very fond of your wording, kind of offputting but ok. But what is proper shame?

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Get that crusty goth cum off your face too.
                      I've never had that experience, don't think I want to either.
                      Why does everyone call me a whore?
                      Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                      put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                      • #101
                        Re: Raven seeks redemption

                        Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                        Why does everyone call me a whore?
                        Because you're an austrian!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #102
                          Re: Raven seeks redemption

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Because you're an austrian!
                          really?, I didn't know being Australian made me a whore. I suppose being American makes you perfect then?

                          Please don't keep me waiting... I might find something on this forum that will make me re-think my ways. Perhaps something like this?
                          Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                          put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                          • #103
                            Re: Raven seeks redemption

                            Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                            really?, I didn't know being Australian made me a whore. I suppose being American makes you perfect then?

                            Please don't keep me waiting... I might find something on this forum that will make me re-think my ways. Perhaps something like this?
                            Can someone please explain to me my place among you, how much respect I get, my rights?
                            Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                            put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                            • #104
                              Re: Raven seeks redemption

                              Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                              Can someone please explain to me my place among you, how much respect I get, my rights?
                              Your rights are listed here until you start praising the Lord or become ever so much more interesting.

                              At least Jesus hasn't kicked you off, though.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #105
                                Re: Raven seeks redemption

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                Your rights are listed right here. Until you start praising the Lord or become ever so much more interesting.
                                I meant with your belief. If I came to your Church in person what would my rights be? I just want someone to tell me outright.
                                Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                                put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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