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  • #61
    Re: Raven seeks redemption

    Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
    What if it isn't costly?
    What price on not going to Hell?

    Imagine (if you will) a cavern of blackest night. There stands a lake: A LAKE OF FIRE!

    In the lake you se all your goth friends burning and churning and learning that Jesus IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH!

    The agonies of the fire of all eternity that will coruscate you marrow till the the END TIMES will NEVER END!

    Do you really want that for yourself? I know I don't. I routinely fear God's just and arbitrary Hand falling on me in sublime metaphysical Judgement for my crime of being created by Him.

    God knows everything I have ever done (and will do, in perpetuity) and will punish me for THAT VERY REASON because of my SIN that he KNEW FROM THE VERY BEGINNING that I would commit.

    That is why He is GOD!!!!!

    So you may think it 'funny' or 'swell' to wear black and vomit in Jesus's face but I don't think so, also from where I'm sitting, you know how it is?

    All the best.
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #62
      Re: Raven seeks redemption

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      Oh, you're very welcome! Regarding that "Godmocking goth" title thingy, have you set up a tithing schedule? It never hurts to grease the wheels, as they say.
      No I haven't, how would I be able to do that?

      Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
      What price on not going to Hell?

      Imagine (if you will) a cavern of blackest night. There stands a lake: A LAKE OF FIRE!

      In the lake you se all your goth friends burning and churning and learning that Jesus IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH!

      The agonies of the fire of all eternity that will coruscate you marrow till the the END TIMES will NEVER END!

      Do you really want that for yourself? I know I don't. I routinely fear God's just and arbitrary Hand falling on me in sublime metaphysical Judgement for my crime of being created by Him.

      God knows everything I have ever done (and will do, in perpetuity) and will punish me for THAT VERY REASON because of my SIN that he KNEW FROM THE VERY BEGINNING that I would commit.

      That is why He is GOD!!!!!

      So you may think it 'funny' or 'swell' to wear black and vomit in Jesus's face but I don't think so, also from where I'm sitting, you know how it is?

      All the best.
      Ok! I'll buy a proper dress or something!
      Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
      put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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      • #63
        Re: Raven seeks redemption

        How about this dress, I know it's pushing it but tell me if it's acceptable.

        Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
        put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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        • #64
          Re: Raven seeks redemption

          Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
          I'm not a whore either.
          Then stop dressing like one! Only a whore would smear clown makeup all over their face like that. God didn't make you look that way! Stop it! And stop all this nonsense about which dress to wear. Go get a burlap sack and wear that for a week.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #65
            Re: Raven seeks redemption

            Pastor Zeke, she's interested in setting up a tithing schedule. Could you please remind me who I'm supposed to refer her to?
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            • #66
              Re: Raven seeks redemption

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Pastor Zeke, she's interested in setting up a tithing schedule. Could you please remind me who I'm supposed to refer her to?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #67
                Re: Raven seeks redemption

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                No, no, no, corsets are fetish attire! The whole point is for you to stop dressing like a prostitute!
                Also, a corset would probably hurt your baby. Now that you're pregnant, you have no greater calling than to protect that precious, unborn child growing in your womb.

                Unless, of course, if God should command a True Christian™ to treat your baby as an enemy combatant:

                Hosea 13:16

                Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
                Since your child is a bastard, and therefore an enemy of God, I urge you to pray extra hard that he or she will get saved in vitro.
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                • #68
                  Re: Raven seeks redemption

                  Also, please be sure to post a new full body pic every week so we can monitor your pregnancy and make sure you don't get drunk one night and have an abortion. God hates abortion.
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                  • #69
                    Re: Raven seeks redemption

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Also, a corset would probably hurt your baby. Now that you're pregnant, you have no greater calling than to protect that precious, unborn child growing in your womb.

                    Unless, of course, if God should command a True Christian™ to treat your baby as an enemy combatant:

                    Since your child is a bastard, and therefore an enemy of God, I urge you to pray extra hard that he or she will get saved in vitro.
                    What?! Are you saying I have to protect my child from you lot? Is that it?

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Also, please be sure to post a new full body pic every week so we can monitor your pregnancy and make sure you don't get drunk one night and have an abortion. God hates abortion.
                    Why every week? How about monthly? Plus why do you want to monitor my pregancy? I know full well that getting drunk is NOT good for the baby.
                    Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                    put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                    • #70
                      Re: Raven seeks redemption

                      Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                      Why every week? How about monthly? Plus why do you want to monitor my pregancy? I know full well that getting drunk is NOT good for the baby.
                      And you know that being goth whore isn't good for YOU, but you've painted your face and spread your legs like a wanton slut, right!?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #71
                        Re: Raven seeks redemption

                        You say "you lot" as if you view Christians as something separate and apart from yourself. You did accept Jesus as your personal savior the other day, didn't you?

                        Assuming you are a Christian now, I can assure you that you have absolutely nothing to fear from us. It is the LORD you must fear!

                        Regarding your pregnancy pics, profiles would be ideal, perhaps in a modest bathing suit. Normally I would never encourage any young lady to post pics of her nubile form, for fear that myself or one of the other men here might become inflamed with impure thoughts.

                        I figure that won't be an issue with you, however, because you are, after all, pregnant, and I certainly don't know of any white man that would become sexually inflamed looking at pics of pregnant women.

                        So go ahead and post a new pic each week. It's important for us to stay on top of this situation. If you're shy, I can have a Webcam drop-shipped to your location and you can just show me and a few select pastors.

                        We're here for you during this difficult, yet wondrous time in your life.
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                        • #72
                          Re: Raven seeks redemption

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          And you know that being goth whore isn't good for YOU, but you've painted your face and spread your legs like a wanton slut, right!?
                          Pastor, if you don't know already I'm an Aussie goth. This means the goth subculture I belong to arose by information that was sent here. Australia had nothing to do with it's creation. America however has a larger goth scene and more resources readily available along with the misconseptions along with discrimination. No wonder the american sublculture is evolving into what it is.
                          The Australian subculture is hardly noticed. Goths can be seen in public mind there own business. Yes we may some stares but nothing like your group get.

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          You say "you lot" as if you view Christians as something separate and apart from yourself. You did accept Jesus as your personal savior the other day, didn't you?

                          Assuming you are a Christian now, I can assure you that you have absolutely nothing to fear from us. It is the LORD you must fear!

                          Regarding your pregnancy pics, profiles would be ideal, perhaps in a modest bathing suit. Normally I would never encourage any young lady to post pics of her nubile form, for fear that myself or one of the other men here might become inflamed with impure thoughts.

                          I figure that won't be an issue with you, however, because you are, after all, pregnant, and I certainly don't know of any white man that would become sexually inflamed looking at pics of pregnant women.

                          So go ahead and post a new pic each week. It's important for us to stay on top of this situation. If you're shy, I can have a Webcam drop-shipped to your location and you can just show me and a few select pastors.

                          We're here for you during this difficult, yet wondrous time in your life.
                          Just panicked that's all. I'm already one month and a bit pregnant. But please, monthly if thats okay. I don't feel really comfortable filling a post with hundreds of photos of me.
                          Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                          put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                          • #73
                            Re: Raven seeks redemption

                            Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                            I don't feel really comfortable filling a post with hundreds of photos of me.
                            Both Jesus and I thank you for that.
                            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Raven seeks redemption

                              Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                              I don't feel really comfortable filling a post with hundreds of photos of me.
                              Yes, we'd better just stick to using the Webcam. Don't worry, I'll get your mailing address from the Department of Faith.


                              Regarding this goth business, please don't sugar-coat things. I was a member of that subculture for many, many years, and I can tell you from experience that you will never find a group of people who are more accepting of bisexuality and crystal meth addiction than the goths.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Raven seeks redemption

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Yes, we'd better just stick to using the Webcam. Don't worry, I'll get your mailing address from the Department of Faith.


                                Regarding this goth business, please don't sugar-coat things. I was a member of that subculture for many, many years, and I can tell you from experience that you will never find a group of people who are more accepting of bisexuality and crystal meth addiction than the goths.

                                Why a webcam? Aren't monthly pics enough?
                                Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                                put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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