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  • #121
    Re: Raven seeks redemption

    Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
    Oh, you may be wondering about the pregnancy? That happened after I got kicked off the forums, it was a little mid-night drunken adventure.
    So you're blaming our Pastors for your unwillingness to keep your legs closed?
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    • #122
      Re: Raven seeks redemption

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      So you're blaming our Pastors for your unwillingness to keep your legs closed?
      I'm not blaming anyone. I was just convinced you were the ones in error. But please don't bother me with this, I accept the error of my ways and am quite content with following your beliefs.

      Have you read this? Of every thread on this whole forum that is the one that impacted me the most.
      Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
      put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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      • #123
        Re: Raven seeks redemption

        Thank you for bringing that wonderful story to my attention. So heart-warming!
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        • #124
          Re: Raven seeks redemption

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Thank you for bringing that wonderful story to my attention. So heart-warming!
          Your welcome
          Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
          put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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          • #125
            Re: Raven seeks redemption

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Wipe that whoreish greasepaint off your face, dye your hair back to the color Jesus made it
            I've dyed my hear as you asked.

            Is there anything else or am I pretty much done?
            Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
            put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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            • #126
              Re: Raven seeks redemption

              Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
              I've dyed my hear as you asked.

              Is there anything else or am I pretty much done?
              Please contact me via the email link at the bottom of my signature. Discretion assured.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #127
                Re: Raven seeks redemption

                Raven, it's wonderful that you're following instructions, but I pray that you will follow them more cheerfully. Saying, "Am I pretty much done?" creates the impression you'd like to do as little as possible.

                Personally, I am positively bursting with gratitude any time a Landover pastor takes the time to personally instruct or correct me. When Pastor Zeke says, "Jump, boy!" I always respond, "How, high, Sir?"
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                • #128
                  Re: Raven seeks redemption

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Raven, it's wonderful that you're following instructions, but I pray that you will follow them more cheerfully. Saying, "Am I pretty much done?" creates the impression you'd like to do as little as possible.
                  The bible does instruct us girls to be obedient... right?

                  Anyway it does feel better not hiding behind a thick layer of make-up this morning.
                  Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                  put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                  • #129
                    Re: Raven seeks redemption

                    Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                    Oh, you may be wondering about the pregnancy? That happened after I got kicked off the forums, it was a little mid-night drunken adventure.
                    Our those abos hung like the bucks in America?
                    Attached Files
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • #130
                      Re: Raven seeks redemption

                      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                      Our those abos hung like the bucks in America?
                      What do you mean?
                      Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                      put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                      • #131
                        Re: Raven seeks redemption

                        A dumb typo--sorry. "Are those abos... ."
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • #132
                          Re: Raven seeks redemption

                          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                          A dumb typo--sorry. "Are those abos... ."
                          You mean the Aboriginal people?
                          Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                          put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                          • #133
                            Re: Raven seeks redemption

                            You know, your indigenous darkies like the one in the picture.
                            Come climb my mountains.

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                            • #134
                              Re: Raven seeks redemption

                              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                              You know, your indigenous darkies like the one in the picture.
                              That's who I'm referring to.
                              Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that
                              put their trust in him. Proverbs 30:5

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                              • #135
                                Re: Raven seeks redemption

                                Originally posted by LadyRaven View Post
                                You mean the Aboriginal people?
                                You call them people?

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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