[Benjamin Over]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

Well, In the time Jesus was around, there was quite a bit of violence going on, so Jesus could have had Martial Arts Training to defend himself incase of attack, but thats not the point, Benjamin.

You're truly ridiculous!. I don't know what kind of a JESUS it is that you believe in, but my JESUS would never yield himself into all that martial crap, but to GOD.

John 4:21-24

21Jesus saith unto her, Woman, believe me, the hour cometh, when ye shall neither in this mountain, nor yet at Jerusalem, worship the Father.

22Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the Jews.

23But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him.

24God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

@Faith_Machine, Matthew 2-14 through to 2-23, VS Luke 2-22 and 2-39. Respectively, they state that the infant Christ was taken to Egypt and that He was taken to Jerusalem, in what looks to me like the same time span. Mind clearing that up? And thanks for the Ad Hominem.

First of all, I am NOT a homo, and even if I was (which I most certainly am NOT), I can't imagine why you would thank me for such a thing.

Secondly, you need to learn how to read for comprehension. The verses in question are describing two completely separate events, one of which took place two years after the other one. Why would you expect the two accounts to in any way match each other?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

So is Ki another word for Thetan?

It's more like "Thetan" is the goal – achieved by "auditing" with an "E-meter" – which presumably detects something "real" called "E" (although those who have examined them claim it's an ohm meter – or whetstone bridge). Notice how "E" rhymes with "Ki" – which rhymes with "B" as in BS.

Speaking of BS – this about sums up "Martial Arts":

[Faith_Machine]

Re: False Christian slope lover with a question or twenty

Oh goodness, this is embarrassing: I know you were only trying to prove a point, Brother WJB, but the sight of a video by godless Pen and Teller made me so spitting mad, I flung a pair of scissors at my computer screen!

I can still use it, but it will need replacing soon.



I may need to tithe a little less than usual this month.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

I meant leave it open in my browser, so the instant I woke up, I'd be back in the conversation.

Still waiting for your reply, BTW.

You're so earnest!

If you put half the effort into being straight with Jesus as you do into running off at the mouth...

Nobody's fooled by your flouncing out. Your divinely inspired signature is too true.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

@Oliver, You're arguing against your own position. Stating that Spirit is unnecessary is more or less stating that God is unnecessary.

I'm not arguing against my own position. I do believe that God is an unnecessary hypothesis. You can access this "deep Web," but you can't access enough of this forum to figure out my religious beliefs or lack thereof?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

Now I'm getting a bit irritated.

Good. So am I.

Or I can just find some buds, DDOS your site, and bring it down for a few hours.

I hope for your sake your first name isn't Mike. If it is, expect the DoF knocking on your door when you least expect it. You might find yourself with your Ki shoved up your, ahem, backside.

Fortunately, your name isn't Mike. Right?

Leviticus 26:7
And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

I'm not arguing against my own position. I do believe that God is an unnecessary hypothesis. You can access this "deep Web," but you can't access enough of this forum to figure out my religious beliefs or lack thereof?

If only we could put little icons under people's names to clearly show their views. That would be helpful.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: False Christian slope lover with a question or twenty

Oh boy. The cellar dweller has threatened to find some of his buddies to perpetrate a DDOS attack against us. That's rich. He obviously doesn't have a very firm understanding of how DDOS attacks work. Hint: you need more than a buddy or two.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

If only we could put little icons under people's names to clearly show their views. That would be helpful.

I agree. It's very easy to mistake Oliver for a True Christian(TM).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: False Christian slope lover with a question or twenty

Oy, where to start with this?

There was not just matter which came into existence in the Big Bang, there was also energy, and one can become the other (see Einstein). Matter can NOT "get erased".

Wait, are you saying you believe in this "Ki"?

What kind of an atheistard are you?

If you are going to believe in an all-powerful, invisible force that can't be measured, wouldn't it make sense to just believe in God and go to Heaven instead of "Ki" and go to Hell?

If it looks like a threat, sounds like a threat, smells like a threat...

. . . it's probably a whiny little Wii-ninja.

Hold it there Rambo. You're little civi wannbe was cute up to this point, but now I have to step in. You throw down in my house, you deal with me Mr Know Many Arts, master of none. All your little Ki tricks won't work because I will ghost your backside so fast you will never know what hit you. This isn't a threat, this is how it is.

Wave your tonfues and numchucks all you want kid, but we security specialists are trained to deal with your type and we are watching.

As I recall, this represents the Landover Security Force's approach to Wii-ninjas: