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brad here looking for a mentor guider ruler email me here thanks
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Stop doing drugs, don't hang around darkie's or messican's and Read what your supposed to post here in the INTRO FORUM!Originally posted by brad36 View Post
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This ain't no queer palace of Sodom, pal.Originally posted by brad36 View Post
This is for Jesus.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Here's a tip to start with:
Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Are you one of the Jersey Shore weirdos? Your picture looks like you've applied hair products by the spoonful. Maybe you need to spend less time in vain pursuits and more time in the Word.Originally posted by brad36 View Post
As you've been shown, we take the Bible very seriously here. Obviously you are lost, as you've said. Well, friend, we are here to tell you not to worry: Jesus is the answer to your problems. Take a few hours each day and spend it in the Word. You (probably) spend 8 hours a day working to support your Godless lifestyle, so the least you can do is spend 2 or 3 learning how you might invite Jesus into your heart.
As I said, we take the Bible seriously here. We aren't going to do all the hard work for you though: we ask that you read your Bible. We are more than happy to clear up any questions you might have, however. And if you need recommendations on verses to read, we have many members eager to help you in that regard. But please don't think you can come here and try to "trick" us into believing that Jesus wasn't real or that the Bible has any perceived inconsistencies.
You are here as our guest, and we'd ask that you start by introducing yourself a bit better. After all, this is the introduction forum. Jesus may be omniscient, but there are some of us here who aren't
Welcome, friend, and I hope you find your stay here enlightening. Leave behind your sinful lifestyle and come meet my friend Jesus!Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Yes, but what does it want? Why does it want to chat with one of us in secret?Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
Surely it is better for the other silent unsaved who lurk to see a wretched sinner guided into the loving arms of Jesus who temporarily died for us openly!
I'm not convinced it doesn't want to try to seduce us. We need to know more. For example, it seems to hate queers which is all very right and proper and holy but not if it's not from a love of Jesus and respect for His hatred of the fudge packer.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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I think this is more a passive type gayosaurus, the type that acts shy, but when put in a gayusexualsituations he ends up getting poked more than an obama voodoo doll.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
As long you keep your distance, I think we'll be safe.
It kind of grunts at you when it tries to communicate. It speaks, but never really makes sense.
Gay for sure, gay wishing to be saved? That's up to it.
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