[James Hutchins]

Re: Please help.

Thank you to everyone that has replied but I feel that my answers lie elsewhere.

God bless.

Ryan.

Friend, the only answers are those provided by God. The rest are the whispers of Satan. Why does the hot stench of the Devils breath intrigue you?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Please help.

I have also followed that quote with another that says I am a victim of the 21st century...

Just out of curiosity, I called the 21st century (yeah, we're on speaking terms, but just barely) and he said not to blame him, he didn't even invite you, and wonders why everyone's picking on him when he's given so much to the world already (wikipedia, Google image search, youporn, etc.).

If you want a century to blame, try the 4th. He could use the work, been pretty quiet recently, as far as Visigoth invasions and stuff.

[Orange.]

Re: Please help.

Perhaps, but you haven't asked any questions. All I see is repetitious narcissism and selfish invitations to a pity party for Orange.

I do not seek pity, I have mearly asked for guidance towards the path of the Lord as I have lost my way, my question is simple, can I be saved.

Friend, the only answers are those provided by God. The rest are the whispers of Satan. Why does the hot stench of the Devils breath intrigue you?

James, the hot stench of the devil does not intrigue me, however faith is like a tire, when you get one everything runs smooth and straight, keep checking the tire and through time you can tell when it is time to replace it, but if you take your eye off the ball then that tire will get worn and dangerous, eventually the tire will let you down and put your life at risk, I have taken my eye off the ball and I am now running on four bald tires, all I need is the help of a good Samaritan to help me change those tires.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please help.

Are you a papist??

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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Please help.

I do not seek pity, I have mearly asked for guidance towards the path of the Lord as I have lost my way, my question is simple, can I be saved.



James, the hot stench of the devil does not intrigue me, however faith is like a tire, when you get one everything runs smooth and straight, keep checking the tire and through time you can tell when it is time to replace it, but if you take your eye off the ball then that tire will get worn and dangerous, eventually the tire will let you down and put your life at risk, I have taken my eye off the ball and I am now running on four bald tires, all I need is the help of a good Samaritan to help me change those tires.

Do you have a KJV Bible? A proper one, not whatever you're quoting in your sig line.



That's all the guidance you need. Now stop your incessant whining and start reading.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please help.

I am a victim of the 21st century

What exactly does that mean?

Did the 21st Century mug you or something?

Or are you dodging personal responsibility for CHOOSING to turn your back on God and CHOOSING to give in to Internet porn, heavy metal music, and all manner of one-click temptation?

Stop pretending that your CHOICES are someone else's responsiblity and man up. Stop CHOOSING to sin, and start CHOOSING to read the Bible instead.

There's your guidance. Problem solved.

[Orange.]

Re: Please help.

What exactly does that mean?

Did the 21st Century mug you or something?

Or are you dodging personal responsibility for CHOOSING to turn your back on God and CHOOSING to give in to Internet porn, heavy metal music, and all manner of one-click temptation?

Stop pretending that your CHOICES are someone else's responsiblity and man up. Stop CHOOSING to sin, and start CHOOSING to read the Bible instead.

There's your guidance. Problem solved.

I have made a promise to myself and my savior that I will start reading the bible again praise be he that has made me see the light.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please help.

Have you any teeth?

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[Orange.]

Re: Please help.

Have you any teeth?

Yes I do sir, why is that relevant.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Please help.

Perhaps, but you haven't asked any questions. All I see is repetitious narcissism and selfish invitations to a pity party for Orange.

My friend, we are here to save the lost with the love of Jesus Christ. When you can admit that you are unsaved scum forever doomed to the sulfur fires of hell for your wickedness, we can help.

Now, what were your questions?

In Christ

AMEN, brother!

This conflicted deviant is crying out for answers as that peculiar type of depraved oddball he is, the sensitive type that grieves over a life of shameful "backroom" performances for strange menfolk while only being able to see the light afar, yet never being able to touch it.

The Bible speaks of Orange's type clearly...

Jude 1:12-13...
"12clouds they are without water, carried about of winds; trees whose fruit withereth, without fruit, twice dead, plucked up by the roots; 13Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness forever."

2 Peter 2:19...
"for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage."

End the pity party, Orange, and start asking questions that the Bible has answers to. And pray - beg and pray - for Jesus to make his bed inside your heart (Romans 10:9-10). It's still not too late.

Pastor Ed

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please help.

You people have bad teeth.

That's the truth.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Please help.

Victim of the 21st century? Be a manly man and get on your knees at once and beg Christ to enter you, you snivelling worm. How dare you blame everything else but yourself for having chosen to turn your back on God and indulge in sinful, wanton self-gratification!

[Devoutbaptist]

Re: Please help.

I have also followed that quote with another that says I am a victim of the 21st century, I have lost my way and that is a reason that I am here, I need to find the light and be accepted back into the arms of Jesus, I have not meant to cause disrespect and if I have done then I am truly sorry.

Find the light and be accepted back into Jesus' arms? I suggest you pray hard for forgiveness and accept whatever punishment our lord bestows upon you.

Mark 11:25

Daniel 9:9

Acts 3:19

There is hope for you yet, surrender yourself fully to the lord.

[Orange.]

Re: Please help.

You people have bad teeth.

That's the truth.

I am beginning to wonder who it is that truly needs salvation.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Please help.

I am beginning to wonder who it is that truly needs salvation.

Have you started to pray and read the Bible yet?

Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

For shame!