[Catherine Moore]

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And in being honest, I have not penetrated any databases what so ever, as it is illegal activity, and will send me straight to the pits of hell.

And you were doing so well.

I'm a little suspicious that you specify that its databases you haven't penetrated. It seems like you're deliberately not mentioning spreadsheets and word processing applications?

Maybe I'm just being too suspicious.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello Faith_Machine,

I am not a hacker and I do no illegal activities what so ever. As it says on my profile, I work for Valve as a MySQL programmer, protecting peoples credit card information from people such as MySQL Injectors.

And in being honest, I have not penetrated any databases what so ever, as it is illegal activity, and will send me straight to the pits of hell.

-Richard

That's a slick Web site you've got there, but I'm a bit concerned about the big banner ad promoting Steam. Being an anti-sodomy activist, I am very familiar with that service:

STEAM

As stated in the first issue of STEAM magazine: "STEAM is a quarterly magazine intended for gay and bisexual men with an interest in public and semi-public sex. Our purpose is to provide a sex-positive forum for subjects considered taboo by other mags. We are aware that many activities mentioned in these pages are illegal in many parts of the world, and we do not advocate unlawful activity. All information printed in STEAM should be treated a information only, and not as an endorsement."

In an advertisement in Volume 2- No. 1., they further state the publication was "all about sex- all kinds of sex, but especially public, publicly-disapproved, exciting sex". Articles often featured rest room, park, and other risky sexual behaviors.

Why on Earth would somebody who claims to be a Christian promote something so vile?

[James Hutchins]

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Richard, may I call you Dick, I hate being so formal at the feet of Jesus.

Dick, I am a bit surprised you work for a company like that. Those 'games' are nothing more than a recruitment for minions of Satan. My kids have too many chores to do to play 'games'. Why a child that plays those games might as well masturbate all day long.

So Dick, to make a long story a bit more flaccid, please quit your job.

[ProgrammerFreak]

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Welcome to the forum Richard the Programmer Freak

I see you like Ephesians, I'm an OT kind of guy myself. What's your favourite OT verse, what inspires you?

The one inspiring me today is:

Leviticus 26:22
I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.

Yours in Christ

Noah

Hello Noah Sole,

My favorite Old Testament verse would be Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord. This keeps me inspired not to get any tattoos and become one of those dreaded goth teenagers.

-Richard

That's a slick Web site you've got there, but I'm a bit concerned about the big banner ad promoting Steam. Being an anti-sodomy activist, I am very familiar with that service:

STEAM



Why on Earth would somebody who claims to be a Christian promote something so vile?

Hello Faith_Machine,

I have used alot of Steam in my time, and its not at all as that website has said. It is a simple program allowing people to buy games and play them, with the ability of accessing the Steam Community to be able to talk to friends. Its very fun and should not be underestimated. And the website you are on is false, the real Steam can be found here.

And you were doing so well.

I'm a little suspicious that you specify that its databases you haven't penetrated. It seems like you're deliberately not mentioning spreadsheets and word processing applications?

Maybe I'm just being too suspicious.

Hello Catherine Moore,

I think you may be being a little to suspicious there. I do not do any illegal things, and will never want to try any. Its just not my thing at all.

Richard, may I call you Dick, I hate being so formal at the feet of Jesus.

Dick, I am a bit surprised you work for a company like that. Those 'games' are nothing more than a recruitment for minions of Satan. My kids have too many chores to do to play 'games'. Why a child that plays those games might as well masturbate all day long.

So Dick, to make a long story a bit more flaccid, please quit your job.

Hello James Hutchins,

Yes, anyone may call me Dick. I have no problem with that what so ever.
Indeed, that most of the games on Steam are bad and wrong, but there are a few little ones that are fun to play and not harmful in anyway.

Valve are not as bad as people say they are, they give a very good pay and are friendly in many ways. Their games are wrong, but making other people happy is what my job is, by protecting their information.

-Richard

[James Hutchins]

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.......Hello James Hutchins,

Yes, anyone may call me Dick. I have no problem with that what so ever.
Indeed, that most of the games on Steam are bad and wrong, but there are a few little ones that are fun to play and not harmful in anyway.

Valve are not as bad as people say they are, they give a very good pay and are friendly in many ways. Their games are wrong, but making other people happy is what my job is, by protecting their information.

-Richard

Games that seem to be innocent are often the worse kind. They make you comfortable, do not seem too imposing. Then the next thing you know that have slid thier hand down your pants while you are in a hypnotic state. Trust me, this sort of thing happens all the time.

So Dick, I hope you give an apporpriate amount of your income to God to show Hi how much you are on His team. If you give enough, He will protect your information. If any does get out, God made it happen for a good reason.

You seem swell, Dick.

[ProgrammerFreak]

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Games that seem to be innocent are often the worse kind. They make you comfortable, do not seem too imposing. Then the next thing you know that have slid thier hand down your pants while you are in a hypnotic state. Trust me, this sort of thing happe
ns all the time.

So Dick, I hope you give an apporpriate amount of your income to God to show Hi how much you are on His team. If you give enough, He will protect your information. If any does get out, God made it happen for a good reason.

You seem swell, Dick.

Hi James Hutchins,

Yes I know, alot games are like that. But that tiny percentage that are not are hopefully the ones that I own.
I do try and donate to charities as often as I can, most of the time to Christian Aid, to get kids what they need to eat and drink.

And thank you for the compliment You seem quite cool yourself
-Richard

[Redeemed Papist]

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I do try and donate to charities as often as I can, most of the time to Christian Aid, to get kids what they need to eat and drink.

Matthew 6:2 Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

I'm so very disappointed.

[James Hutchins]

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Hi James Hutchins,

Yes I know, alot games are like that. But that tiny percentage that are not are hopefully the ones that I own.
I do try and donate to charities as often as I can, most of the time to Christian Aid, to get kids what they need to eat and drink.

And thank you for the compliment You seem quite cool yourself
-Richard

Charities, Dick, are nothing more than places that hand out to the lazy. Every nigra I know has their hand out. They never put their back in it. Dick, if you give to 'the needy' they will just be back the following day. You are doing them a dis-service. It is far better for them to become desperate and take what ever job they can get to give them the self esteem needed to be a person worthy of Gods Love.
You see Dick, I have never taken a single hand out. I have worked hard for everything I have. It is because God graced me with His Ethics that I am as comfortable as I am. Therefore, it behooves me to return what I can to Him. The point being Dick, giving to charities might make you think you feel less guilty for promoting Satan's agenda. What you should be doing is giving to Jesus.

[ProgrammerFreak]

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Charities, Dick, are nothing more than places that hand out to the lazy. Every nigra I know has their hand out. They never put their back in it. Dick, if you give to 'the needy' they will just be back the following day. You are doing them a dis-service. It is far better for them to become desperate and take what ever job they can get to give them the self esteem needed to be a person worthy of Gods Love.
You see Dick, I have never taken a single hand out. I have worked hard for everything I have. It is because God graced me with His Ethics that I am as comfortable as I am. Therefore, it behooves me to return what I can to Him. The point being Dick, giving to charities might make you think you feel less guilty for promoting Satan's agenda. What you should be doing is giving to Jesus.

Hello James Hutchines,

Wow, that is a very good point. Maybe I should stop donating to charities and keep my money safe from people like that.
Thank you for opening my eyes.

-Richard

[James Hutchins]

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I find the best way to ensure the gifts to God are properly handled is to give cash directly to your Pastor. Writing checks means he has to deposit it in to banks and all banks have joos touching the money. It is just how they are.

[ProgrammerFreak]

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I find the best way to ensure the gifts to God are properly handled is to give cash directly to your Pastor. Writing checks means he has to deposit it in to banks and all banks have joos touching the money. It is just how they are.

Hello James Hutchins,

Thank you for that idea on how to get my gifts directly to God, and i shall try that as soon as I can.

-Richard

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Jedediah]

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My heart rejoices that the Spirit has guided you here. Tell us, friend, what have you done for the LORD lately?