A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

[Squirrel Lover for Satan]

as a member of the Sqr church i stadn by my will that god did not create the universe.
the Squirrels did, with their magical powers, they created the human, to prove that the could create a thing that would be better and smarter than anyother living creature living in the universe.

but how did the universe get created then?
squirrels are like Chuck Norris. they cannot get hurt or die. before the earth was created, the squirrels traveled thru the univers in their spaceship, trying to find the place they wanted to live.
they found the sun and then they decided, this is where the world should be...

Our believes in the Squirrels are not a joke, we are here to prove to you that you have a wrong believe and that the squirrels can forgive you, if you admit that you have believed in the wrong god.

from the FoGsqr-book of 1923 it is qouted

The man or animal who shall start believe in the real creator, shall be forgiven, when him admit an misbelief has occuired.

let us praice the real creator of the earth together!
praice the squirrels!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: [FoG] A introdution to the way of Sqr relegion

Great...another furry queer.

(Leviticus 18:23) "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Squirrel Lover for Satan]

Re: [FoG] A introdution to the way of Sqr relegion

it is people like you that will suffer ever after death.
the squirrels will accept you for who you are. even if you don't realize it

[Noah Sole]

Re: [FoG] A introdution to the way of Sqr relegion

from the FoGsqr-book of 1923 it is qouted



let us praice the real creator of the earth together!
praice the squirrels!

Is that the book written by dyslexics?

[Levi Jones]

Re: [FoG] A introdution to the way of Sqr relegion

This is stupid.

Between all the god mockers we get talking about things like Bertrand's teapot, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the like, we don't need another mockery of our Lord.

Now, did you have anything important to say?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: [FoG] A introdution to the way of Sqr relegion

Oh wow! An idiot who thinks he can go one better than that heathen Flying Spaghetti monster cult of brainwashed loons.

[Squirrel Lover for Satan]

Re: A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

yes i have, i have the right to speak of what i think, and so shall i do.
there is nothing that can stop the sqr from being spread, people will know about the squirrels

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

yes i have, i have the right to speak of what i think, and so shall i do.
there is nothing that can stop the sqr from being spread, people will know about the squirrels

And that's it?

You choose to mock the supreme creator of the world and the firmament by making up squirrel gods? Wow! Do carry on - in this thread only, mind.

[Squirrel Lover for Satan]

Re: A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

would you mind changing the name back to Sqr please,
i don't like the new name,
thanks
and i will proceed in this thread if you mind changing my name to something else!


and no, i don't mock the creator of the world, since my beliefs are in the sqr..

[Levi Jones]

Re: A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

I'm willing to meet you halfway.

Oh how cute. You don't type out squirrel like Jews don't type out God.

[Squirrel Lover for Satan]

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hey, why do you bann my friend?

you know because some1 is named mother of God doesn't meen it's the same person, and in this case it really isnt.. look up time of creation, around same time, from 2 different computers.

and could you rename me Sqquirrel.
thanks

[Levi Jones]

Re: A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

hey, why do you bann my friend?

you know because some1 is named mother of God doesn't meen it's the same person, and in this case it really isnt.. look up time of creation, around same time, from 2 different computers.

Nope. It's you. Multiple accounts are not allowed.

and could you rename me Sqquirrel.
thanks

No

Also, since you have gotten off on the wrong foot.

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

[Wide-Open]

Re: A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

I'd be careful if I were you pal. I won't name any names, but some members here have a very very difficult relation with squirrels.

Trust me, you don't want to upset him.

[Squirrel Lover for Satan]

Re: A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

its not me, i swear in everything i believe in.

and alrite, how do i delete my account then

[Levi Jones]

Re: A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

You don't delete your account. It's not an option.

Wouldn't you rather talk about Jesus, friend? Have you heard the Good News?