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  • God's_Stadium
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2012
    • 3

    #1

    Hello my friends

    I've been looking for a community as good as this for a long time now. Hopefully I'll fit right in.

    Quick question, just wondering what you guys think the appropriate punishment for homosexuality is? I was thinking death penalty but I would like some more opinions
    My favorite verses: No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the LORD. (Deuteronomy 23:1)

    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. (Psalm 137:9)
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Hello my friends

    It doesn't matter what we think, friend. It matters what God thinks.

    Leviticus 20:13

    King James Version (KJV)

    13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
    If it were up to me, with my finite conscience, I would merely castrate them. But God's wisdom is infinite. It's fortunate we have His Word as a resource.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello my friends

      The word "introduction" has a meaning. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Thinks Design
        Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
        • Mar 2012
        • 366

        #4
        Re: Hello my friends

        Here we go, another round of death to gay people.

        When will you people realise that being gay means you can't breed and eventually homosexuality will die out.

        The designer designed a perfect system: has it ever dawn on you that gay people may be God's loving way of reducing the birth rate in people?

        There are so many people on Earth and maybe God loves gay people enough not to smite them like he does with little children and underdeveloped countries.

        Maybe God turns them gay to stop them breeding rather than killing them ever thought about that?

        I've thought long and hard about this this and it makes sense.

        ThinksDesign.
        I whore for Satan

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: Hello my friends

          Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
          Here we go, another round of death to gay people.

          When will you people realise that being gay means you can't breed and eventually homosexuality will die out.

          The designer designed a perfect system: has it ever dawn on you that gay people may be God's loving way of reducing the birth rate in people?

          There are so many people on Earth and maybe God loves gay people enough not to smite them like he does with little children and underdeveloped countries.

          Maybe God turns them gay to stop them breeding rather than killing them ever thought about that?

          I've thought long and hard about this this and it makes sense.

          ThinksDesign.
          Scripture says otherwise – "Be fruitful, and multiply" – NOT be a fruit and not multiply. I also distinctly recall that God gave specific instructions about not eating a certain fruit that went unheeded. Maybe that talking snake was gay.

          And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

          - Genesis 1:28
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • ExGay Alex
            Helping boys become upright model citizens
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 1295

            #6
            Re: Hello my friends

            Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
            Here we go, another round of death to gay people.

            When will you people realise that being gay means you can't breed and eventually homosexuality will die out.

            The designer designed a perfect system: has it ever dawn on you that gay people may be God's loving way of reducing the birth rate in people?

            There are so many people on Earth and maybe God loves gay people enough not to smite them like he does with little children and underdeveloped countries.

            Maybe God turns them gay to stop them breeding rather than killing them ever thought about that?

            I've thought long and hard about this this and it makes sense.

            ThinksDesign.
            Which Bible verses did you contemplate while thinking long and hard. You do not mention them here. If the Bible is not your guide, you might as well be a Muslim or a Hindu. And we know where they go when they die ....

            Where in the Bible does Jesus say it's OK to be gay?
            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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            • Thinks Design
              Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
              • Mar 2012
              • 366

              #7
              Re: Hello my friends

              Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
              Which Bible verses did you contemplate while thinking long and hard. You do not mention them here. If the Bible is not your guide, you might as well be a Muslim or a Hindu. And we know where they go when they die ....

              Where in the Bible does Jesus say it's OK to be gay?
              It might not say so in your Bible but as the Design Inference points out it works and gay people do not reproduce.

              If that is not God's will I don't know what is.

              Fact.

              ThinksDesign.
              I whore for Satan

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              • ExGay Alex
                Helping boys become upright model citizens
                True Christian™
                • May 2008
                • 1295

                #8
                Re: Hello my friends

                Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                It might not say so in your Bible...
                Christianity is based on the Bible. As we say, "Scripture or it didn't happen." if you are just inventing your own religion, you might as well be Korean.

                I don't understand all your "design" horse crap anyway. I am beginning to think you are some kind of lezzie scientologist. Show me the expression "design inference" in the Bible or admit you are some kind of freak.
                "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                • Thinks Design
                  Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 366

                  #9
                  Re: Hello my friends

                  Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                  Christianity is based on the Bible. As we say, "Scripture or it didn't happen." if you are just inventing your own religion, you might as well be Korean.

                  I don't understand all your "design" horse crap anyway. I am beginning to think you are some kind of lezzie scientologist. Show me the expression "design inference" in the Bible or admit you are some kind of freak.
                  The Design Inference is proofing the Bible (the literal parts) truer and more true every day I'm on your side idiot and I'm not a lesbien (spell it right God!) I'm straight not gay not that there is anything wrong.

                  ThinksDesign.
                  I whore for Satan

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #10
                    Re: Hello my friends

                    Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                    The Design Inference is proofing the Bible (the literal parts) truer and more true every day I'm on your side idiot and I'm not a lesbien (spell it right God!) I'm straight not gay not that there is anything wrong.

                    ThinksDesign.
                    How feeble do you think God is that He needs you to prove He exists? All you need to do is read the Bible and accept it without question.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • ExGay Alex
                      Helping boys become upright model citizens
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 1295

                      #11
                      Re: Hello my friends

                      Calling a True Christian an "idiot" is a good way to get banned. Ephesians 4:31.
                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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