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  • #16
    Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

    I grabbed my bible after seeing your post, Zechariah. But I require a bit of assistance. Lesser race here and all. Where might I find said passage you spoke of.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      So why therefore did God collude with Noah in cursing all the descendants of Canaan because of Ham's actions in uncovering the nakedness of his father?


      You quite obviously refused to read further. If you had simply read longer you would have seen God's reasoning. He colluded because of the unity of the Mazoa and the knowledge Abram gifted to Noah.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

        Originally posted by AtheistMexican(IWTB) View Post
        You quite obviously refused to read further. If you had simply read longer you would have seen God's reasoning. He colluded because of the unity of the Mazoa and the knowledge Abram gifted to Noah.
        Scripture for that? Abram met Noah? Good luck with that one.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Scripture for that? Abram met Noah? Good luck with that one.
          Abraham DID meet noah! It is in the Torah. Perhaps if you read to your roots you would see that.
          Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,

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          • #20
            Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            Scripture for that? Abram met Noah? Good luck with that one.
            Abram 12:3: I met the most pleasant man today. We chatted for a while of the works of Jesus.

            Upon further analyzing, one could assume he spoke of Noah.



            Also I find this extremely offensive.




            I believe there are greater images of our Father that could have been chosen.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

              Originally posted by AgnosticBlackMan View Post
              Valuing someone based on race is equality,...
              Do you read what you type before you hit "Submit"?

              Sorry, I'll continue valuing people on their value as people, not on the colour of their skin.

              ...I value all races in high regard, as should you.
              Or do you hate everyone equally? Same difference.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

                Originally posted by GermanJew69 View Post
                Abraham DID meet noah! It is in the Torah. Perhaps if you read to your roots you would see that.
                You missed the bit where you should have posted scripture.

                Pro tip: making up fake scripture in order to be hilarious is an oxymoron.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  You missed the bit where you should have posted scripture.

                  Pro tip: making up fake scripture in order to be hilarious is an oxymoron.

                  Fake scripture? Ha! If only your eyes were truly as open as mine! I was para phrasing!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

                    Sorry im too lazy to look it up like you crazy americans

                    ProTip: Read a dictionary before posting a word when you don't know its meaning.
                    Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Do you read what you type before you hit "Submit"?

                      Sorry, I'll continue valuing people on their value as people, not on the colour of their skin.



                      Or do you hate everyone equally? Same difference.
                      How can you value someone that you do not consider a person? There is a difference between hating and liking, perhaps you need to get your head out of the Bible and into some actual literature, (a Dictionary is a good place to start!) as you can see hating everyone equally is not the same because I love all human beings simply because we're all one race. The human race.
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Scripture for that? Abram met Noah? Good luck with that one.
                        I believe that this baptist church is teaching the wrong word of the bible. Here in England the Church of England we spread the love for everyone that wants it like peanut butter jelly, but instead of peanut butter and jelly it's love and it needs spreading on the metaphorical toast. This toast can be found within the hyperstore of this earth, which we call the AIDS for the heavens.

                        Satan however doth spread the brand of spray on cheese and this of course is blasphemous! As spray on cheese is utterly disgusting as well as racism. So I think you American Christians need to take a step back and praise Moses as well all know he likes taking the inconvenient way to places.

                        Regards,

                        Father Jacobs

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

                          Originally posted by AgnosticBlackMan View Post
                          How can you value someone that you do not consider a person? There is a difference between hating and liking, perhaps you need to get your head out of the Bible and into some actual literature, (a Dictionary is a good place to start!) as you can see hating everyone equally is not the same because I love all human beings simply because we're all one race. The human race.
                          Friend, people view your race like a tool, perhaps a shovel or a spade. We know you have limited ability and if left idle for more than a day, rust.

                          This is what you people do best. I have a bunch living on my plantation and they all do this on Saturday night.
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                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

                            Originally posted by AgnosticBlackMan View Post
                            perhaps you need to get your head out of the Bible and into some actual literature, (a Dictionary is a good place to start!) as you can see hating everyone equally is not the same because I love all human beings simply because we're all one race. The human race.
                            Great, so this one thinks a dictionary is literature.

                            Friend, drunk posting is not encouraged here. This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not your local drunk tank.
                            Originally posted by CoEPriest View Post
                            I believe that this baptist church is teaching the wrong word of the bible. Here in England the Church of England we spread the love for everyone that wants it like peanut butter jelly, but instead of peanut butter and jelly it's love and it needs spreading on the metaphorical toast.
                            Speaking of toast, are you looking forward to God casting you and all who do not follow ALL of His Commands into His Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive for all eternity, unable to die and unable to escape?

                            Or do you just ignore Revelation 20 - 21?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Friend, people view your race like a tool, perhaps a shovel or a spade. We know you have limited ability and if left idle for more than a day, rust.

                              This is what you people do best. I have a bunch living on my plantation and they all do this on Saturday night.
                              How can you? I thought slavery was outlawed in the Americas? You people are very hostile and disliking of other people aren't you?!
                              Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

                                I could not help notice that you are from India, and there so are a lesser being to us. I do not believe that God doth own a Lake of Fire, but however I believe this can be translated into a swimming pool of whipped cream, I don't know if you have that in India as it's quite under developed compared to the Western world. However I do find it quite admirable that an Indian could become a Christian instead of becoming a Hindu within that area.

                                Regards,

                                Father Jacobs

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