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  • Kenny Ray
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • May 2012
    • 24

    #1

    Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

    I'm Kenny Ray. My walk with Jesus started as a very young boy. For a time, my grand-parents brought me to a church where much of the Mass was said in Latin. It didn't appeal to me, but it was better than the Sunday School class for kids. Then there was a godless period in my life - at least formally. I'm sure Jesus was still around - but we didn't visit his house. Then, in the 6th grade I was forced into Catholic CCD classes, and tutored (to bring me up to speed) by a nun. I thought I might become a priest - but then a secular liberal education™ taught me the half-truths and outright lies of Darwin's Evolution and the Big Bang Theory. At the time, it made more sense than the other lies I was being taught by the Catholics. So - I declared myself an Atheist. In the Air Force, I even had them put Atheist on my Dog Tags.

    But something changed in my spirit. I had an awakening - and, ironically, it had more to due with science than any pulpit sermon.

    I had atheist friends who thought that they were being "objective" about their view of reality. From their point of view - the burden of proof of God's existence rested upon the believer. They would say that they wouldn't believe anything they couldn't detect with their 5 senses. They called that an Objective Reality.

    In watching a science program on butterflies, it was pointed out that the ego-laden scientists thought incorrectly that this particular type of butterfly determined male from female through their sense of smell. They appeared completely similar visually - so it must be smell the proud scientists had determined. But somewhere along the line - someone put those butterflies under ultraviolet light - and lo and behold! The males and females were actually visually marked to avoid homer™ activities.

    Why was this such a life changing moment for me? Well for one - it was clear that God didn't even want butterflies to be gay; but, it was also clear that man can be vein and egotistical and prideful of his gift of sight. We use our eyes so much - and depend upon them for so much, that it is an easy trap to fall into. "If I can't see it - it doesn't exist." And so it goes.

    Yet, clearly things exist all around us that we cannot see. Microwaves that cook™ our food, cell phone signals, wireless Internet connections, etc. One could argue that since we made those things, we know they exist - but my revelation was on a more fundamental level.

    If I know that there can be things that exist that I cannot see or detect - and if I have the Word Of God™ in the KJV that tells me that there is a God that exists (yet I cannot see). Then - isn't the burden of proof on those who would claim that no divinity exists? Yes. This is what I concluded. It is not "objective" to deny things until you can scientifically prove them - it is "objective" to allow for all things that are possible. The proof of God exists within each of us - and it is ready to be discovered by anyone humble enough to look there. Knock and it will be answered.

    We have eye-witnesses that are external to the Bible that confirm enough of the Bible to know that it isn't just a work of fiction, as some godless heathens might suggest.

    So I say - Praise the Lord - and Pass the Ammunition (which was a song that was apparently popular when my Grandfather was kicking Nazi ass in WWII).

    I don't attend a church at this time - but I do keep fellowship with the best Christians™ a man could have: Those who keep and bear arms, and vote Republican

    As for a favorite bible quote - that is a tough one - I'll have to pull my KJV out to find one that resonates with me right now. I don't really have a 'favorite' - there are so many. But to comply with the leadership wishes... I'll say... right now... my favorite is Matthew 17:9-13 I really like those words because even though, in my humble opinion, the Catholics tried to keep the full truth out of their official cannon - they missed some very important things that I suspect they would have rather censored if they had a choice.

    YIC

    Kenny Ray
    Amateur Biblical Enthusiast
  • Noah Sole
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2012
    • 865

    #2
    Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

    Originally posted by Kenny Ray View Post
    I'm Kenny Ray. My walk with Jesus started as a very young boy. For a time, my grand-parents brought me to a church where much of the Mass was said in Latin. It didn't appeal to me, but it was better than the Sunday School class for kids. Then there was a godless period in my life - at least formally. I'm sure Jesus was still around - but we didn't visit his house. Then, in the 6th grade I was forced into Catholic CCD classes, and tutored (to bring me up to speed) by a nun. I thought I might become a priest - but then a secular liberal education™ taught me the half-truths and outright lies of Darwin's Evolution and the Big Bang Theory. At the time, it made more sense than the other lies I was being taught by the Catholics. So - I declared myself an Atheist. In the Air Force, I even had them put Atheist on my Dog Tags.

    But something changed in my spirit. I had an awakening - and, ironically, it had more to due with science than any pulpit sermon.

    I had atheist friends who thought that they were being "objective" about their view of reality. From their point of view - the burden of proof of God's existence rested upon the believer. They would say that they wouldn't believe anything they couldn't detect with their 5 senses. They called that an Objective Reality.

    In watching a science program on butterflies, it was pointed out that the ego-laden scientists thought incorrectly that this particular type of butterfly determined male from female through their sense of smell. They appeared completely similar visually - so it must be smell the proud scientists had determined. But somewhere along the line - someone put those butterflies under ultraviolet light - and lo and behold! The males and females were actually visually marked to avoid homer™ activities.

    Why was this such a life changing moment for me? Well for one - it was clear that God didn't even want butterflies to be gay; but, it was also clear that man can be vein and egotistical and prideful of his gift of sight. We use our eyes so much - and depend upon them for so much, that it is an easy trap to fall into. "If I can't see it - it doesn't exist." And so it goes.

    Yet, clearly things exist all around us that we cannot see. Microwaves that cook™ our food, cell phone signals, wireless Internet connections, etc. One could argue that since we made those things, we know they exist - but my revelation was on a more fundamental level.

    If I know that there can be things that exist that I cannot see or detect - and if I have the Word Of God™ in the KJV that tells me that there is a God that exists (yet I cannot see). Then - isn't the burden of proof on those who would claim that no divinity exists? Yes. This is what I concluded. It is not "objective" to deny things until you can scientifically prove them - it is "objective" to allow for all things that are possible. The proof of God exists within each of us - and it is ready to be discovered by anyone humble enough to look there. Knock and it will be answered.

    We have eye-witnesses that are external to the Bible that confirm enough of the Bible to know that it isn't just a work of fiction, as some godless heathens might suggest.

    So I say - Praise the Lord - and Pass the Ammunition (which was a song that was apparently popular when my Grandfather was kicking Nazi ass in WWII).

    I don't attend a church at this time - but I do keep fellowship with the best Christians™ a man could have: Those who keep and bear arms, and vote Republican

    As for a favorite bible quote - that is a tough one - I'll have to pull my KJV out to find one that resonates with me right now. I don't really have a 'favorite' - there are so many. But to comply with the leadership wishes... I'll say... right now... my favorite is Matthew 17:9-13 I really like those words because even though, in my humble opinion, the Catholics tried to keep the full truth out of their official cannon - they missed some very important things that I suspect they would have rather censored if they had a choice.

    YIC

    Kenny Ray
    Amateur Biblical Enthusiast
    Wait there for a moment I'll get back to you...
    Genesis 7:5
    And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


    John 8:32
    And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #3
      Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

      I always find it's best to keep it simple.

      If it's in the KJV it is the word of God and therefore perfect and unstained.

      Don't get me started on the bead jigglers

      I still can taste their silly magic wafers.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Noah Sole
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2012
        • 865

        #4
        Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

        Right I think I've got the gist of that,

        First point is why have you trademarked homer and cook?

        Are you a homer or just a sympathiser? You do know what the Bible tells us about homers don't you-

        Leviticus 20:13
        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

        And only women cook in True Christendom™ men are the bosses and women do as they are told in silence

        1 Timothy 2:12
        But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

        That is one of the better Introductions we have seen lately though, well done

        YIC
        Genesis 7:5
        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


        John 8:32
        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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        • FreeFromBrains
          Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
          • May 2012
          • 389

          #5
          Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

          You lot all beleive in magic and I've never seen magic ever so how can you say it's real?

          Grow up.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Noah Sole
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2012
            • 865

            #6
            Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

            Originally posted by FreeFromSin View Post
            You lot all beleive in magic and I've never seen magic ever so how can you say it's real?

            Grow up.
            Introduce yourself properly or clear off..

            All the best
            Genesis 7:5
            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


            John 8:32
            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

              Originally posted by FreeFromSin View Post
              You lot all beleive in magic and I've never seen magic ever so how can you say it's real?

              Grow up.
              We don't believe in magic, you filthy Jesus-hater.

              (Leviticus 19:31) "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God."

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • FreeFromBrains
                Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                • May 2012
                • 389

                #8
                Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                How could Jesus come back from the dead if it wern't magic?
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                  Originally posted by FreeFromSin View Post
                  How could Jesus come back from the dead if it wern't magic?
                  Did this idiot just accuse Jesus of being a witch?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                  Comment

                  • Kenny Ray
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2012
                    • 24

                    #10
                    Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                    Right I think I've got the gist of that,

                    First point is why have you trademarked homer and cook?

                    Are you a homer or just a sympathiser? You do know what the Bible tells us about homers don't you-

                    Leviticus 20:13
                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                    And only women cook in True Christendom™ men are the bosses and women do as they are told in silence

                    1 Timothy 2:12
                    But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                    That is one of the better Introductions we have seen lately though, well done

                    YIC
                    Noah Sole -

                    Thank you for your kind words.

                    I said that a microwave cooks™ food, because - it cooks in a very particular way. Perhaps I have misused the trademark. If so - please chalk it up to noobizm. My wife cooks (no trade mark needed) on a stove.

                    I trademarked Homer - because I have never heard the term before coming to this site - and thought I should be certain to to step on any toes... once again - on reflection - it does seem that I was in error to do so. Thank you for pointing out my errors. I am here to grow.

                    Facts are facts. The KJV makes it clear that God hates fags. I wouldn't dream of questioning that.

                    Kenny Ray

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                      Kenny;

                      Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Jesus has worked many miracles in your life, that much is obvious. How many sand nigras have you sent to hell for Jesus?

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Kenny Ray
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2012
                        • 24

                        #12
                        Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                        Originally posted by FreeFromSin View Post
                        You lot all beleive in magic and I've never seen magic ever so how can you say it's real?

                        Grow up.

                        Free from Sin? Really? Are you THAT deluded?

                        How dare you come in here and piss on my Introduction Thread, having not read the WORD of GOD! Romans 3:23

                        You obviously have come here to lie. Perhaps you come here to troll. Could it be that you in fact have seen magic? Or maybe you just feel the need to rebel against the standards that these good Christians™ have set up in this Godly forum?

                        1 Samuel 15:23

                        I now humbly submit that you should create your own Introductory thread and let us know more about you. Or at the very least stop hiding behind the lie of your false name! It has shown your true colors.

                        YIC

                        Kenny Ray

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                        • Midge Murphy
                          Forum Member, Repenting an inch at a time
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2011
                          • 134

                          #13
                          Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                          Originally posted by Kenny Ray View Post
                          Noah Sole -

                          Thank you for your kind words.

                          I said that a microwave cooks™ food, because - it cooks in a very particular way. Perhaps I have misused the trademark. If so - please chalk it up to noobizm. My wife cooks (no trade mark needed) on a stove.

                          I trademarked Homer - because I have never heard the term before coming to this site - and thought I should be certain to to stepU on any toes... once again - on reflection - it does seem that I was in error to do so. Thank you for pointing out my errors. I am here to grow.

                          Facts are facts. The KJV makes it clear that God hates fags. I wouldn't dream of questioning that.

                          Kenny Ray
                          I am glad ur wife can cook u r lucky I had a boyfriend thus 1 time & I used 2 make pie 4 him and he sure loved 2 eat my pie. I would post a recipee but I don't have time but cherry pie is my best pie. DEELISHUS and god bless!!
                          Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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                          • Kenny Ray
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2012
                            • 24

                            #14
                            Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Kenny;

                            Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Jesus has worked many miracles in your life, that much is obvious. How many sand nigras have you sent to hell for Jesus?

                            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

                            Thank you for the warm welcome!

                            As for how many sand nigras I've sent to hell - I cannot count the number. As a member of the USAF, I no doubt had a hand in many a ticket to the fiery pit. As an American Tax Payer - do any of us have a number as to the number of sand nigras we have brought to judgement? The bombs we use to blast those unbelievers to hell cost loads of money - and that money comes from the God Fearing American Citizen! Praise Jesus!



                            None of it would be possible without our Federal Tax Dollars.

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                            • Kenny Ray
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2012
                              • 24

                              #15
                              Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                              Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
                              I am glad ur wife can cook u r lucky I had a boyfriend thus 1 time & I used 2 make pie 4 him and he sure loved 2 eat my pie. I would post a recipee but I don't have time but cherry pie is my best pie. DEELISHUS and god bless!!

                              Oh my Lord!

                              I do love me some Cherry Pie!

                              I'll bet your pie is delicious, too.

                              If you could find the time to post a recipe that would be divine. My wife has only baked me apple pies so far. With apples from local orchards. There is something special about a home made pie. If my wife could make me a cherry pie - I wouldn't ever have to eat anyone else's!

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