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  • Introduction

    Hello there. My name is Brother Kennedy.
    I serve in the Melbourne Church. Christianity is our way, see.

    We feed the poor, take care of battered and beaten women.
    As Jesus, my lord, did so with Mary.

    I wish only to serve, and when I found this sight, I feel like I should spread my knowledge of god.

    I met him once, despite him being forever in my heart and soul. He came to me in the form of an aged, african man, and told me many truths.

    I was only young at the time, a raging biker filled with drugs, prostituting myself out and even at one point, being in Hell's Angels, I committed murder and rape on a sister. However, when I had my revelation with this black man, I realised who I really was, threw away the keys to my bike, and began my life as god's disciple.

    My favourite verse is the ENTIRE bible. To pick a favourite one would be an insult to god.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

  • #2
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    Whoa! You think God is a negro???



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
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      I am confused.
      I said he came to me as a African man. Possessing and speaking through the man's body.
      And for that matter, what if god was an african-american man? I mean, would you judge him if he was?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by BrotherKennedy View Post
        I am confused.
        I said he came to me as a African man. Possessing and speaking through the man's body.
        And for that matter, what if god was an african-american man? I mean, would you judge him if he was?
        Do you feel it is wrong to judge people?
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        • #5
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          Yes. I do. We are not righteous enough to judge others.
          Let god, the higher one, judge others.

          Why, if I'm not correct, if you start to judge, that sounds a lot like you reckon you're better than them.

          And if you're better, does that mean you're better than god?
          When you begin a ladder, whether it is just stealing candy from a store, and insulting a homosexual, it slowly escalates.

          What was once a small act of sin, slowly becomes stealing bibles from church, or so much as raping a homosexual!

          If you begin to judge then you may very well end up on the road to thinking you are better than god!

          Chew on those words for a while. Let it sink in. You are a true Christian, I can under-stand that, but if you really wish to understand the world, you need to first be what makes the wrong in the world. For me, it was some serious stuff.
          I wonder what your ordeals where? Please, enlighten me. I am honestly curious.
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by BrotherKennedy View Post
            Yes. I do. We are not righteous enough to judge others.
            Let god, the higher one, judge others.

            Why, if I'm not correct, if you start to judge, that sounds a lot like you reckon you're better than them.

            And if you're better, does that mean you're better than god?
            When you begin a ladder, whether it is just stealing candy from a store, and insulting a homosexual, it slowly escalates.

            What was once a small act of sin, slowly becomes stealing bibles from church, or so much as raping a homosexual!

            If you begin to judge then you may very well end up on the road to thinking you are better than god!

            Chew on those words for a while. Let it sink in. You are a true Christian, I can under-stand that, but if you really wish to understand the world, you need to first be what makes the wrong in the world. For me, it was some serious stuff.
            I wonder what your ordeals where? Please, enlighten me. I am honestly curious.
            Ah, so you haven't actually READ the Bible. Don't worry...most people who show up here haven't bothered to do so, either. They think the songs that children sing tell the whole story.



            A lot of people think God told us to never judge, but that simply is not true. He told us to judge, but He laid out some simple rules. Here is one:

            (John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

            Don't judge people solely how they look!

            Here's another one:

            (Matthew 7:1-2) "Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."

            When you judge, you will be held to the same standards!

            So yes, of COURSE we can judge others, but there are restrictions (the above two are not all of the conditions set forth lovingly by God). If you would simply read the Bible cover-to-cover you would discover this and many other things that "preachers" have withheld from you.

            Get cracking!

            YiC,

            Zech
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            • #7
              Re: Introduction

              Melbourne has only one church?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #8
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                I beg your sweet merry pardon!

                I am INSULTED! I haven't read the bible? I am honestly insulted.
                My name is Joseph Kennedy. I serve in the Greater shire of Melbourne Christian Church, which, I might add, is among many other churches. Though some are of different variations of Christianity, they still worship the same god.

                Saying I have no read the bible...oh dear oh dear...
                Words cannot express how I am feeling right now. Very angry would be an understatement.

                I, not kindly, request that you read over what you said and then imagine someone saying it to you.
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Melbourne has only one church?
                  I'd say that's probably an over-estimation. There is a "Christian" bikie gang called God's Squad though.

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                  • #10
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                    Additionally it literally says 'Do not Judge by looks' and 'Do not Judge' only judge righteously.

                    That doesn't mean to label people.

                    May I ask you but have you dedicated your life to god? Become a priest, a brother or one of similar tradition?
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by BrotherKennedy View Post
                      I beg your sweet merry pardon!

                      I am INSULTED! I haven't read the bible? I am honestly insulted.
                      My name is Joseph Kennedy. I serve in the Greater shire of Melbourne Christian Church, which, I might add, is among many other churches. Though some are of different variations of Christianity, they still worship the same god.

                      Saying I have no read the bible...oh dear oh dear...
                      Words cannot express how I am feeling right now. Very angry would be an understatement.

                      I, not kindly, request that you read over what you said and then imagine someone saying it to you.
                      A simple, "I have read the Bible, actually, and this is my favourite verse because..." would have sufficed.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by BrotherKennedy View Post
                        Additionally it literally says 'Do not Judge by looks' and 'Do not Judge' only judge righteously.

                        That doesn't mean to label people.

                        May I ask you but have you dedicated your life to god? Become a priest, a brother or one of similar tradition?
                        Quote scripture to back up your points, please. Because at the moment you're saying stuff that just ain't so with authority and it's making you look a tad silly.
                        John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                        Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                        I think you are talking about this. Why would a True Christian(TM) judge unrighteously?
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Introduction

                          The only Joseph Kennedy I know of made his money bootlegging and produced some of America's most corrupt politicians. Hope you do better than your namesake.
                          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                          • #14
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by BrotherKennedy View Post
                            May I ask you but have you dedicated your life to god? Become a priest, a brother or one of similar tradition?
                            Please point out where in the Bible it says to do that.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by BrotherKennedy View Post
                              I serve in the Greater shire of Melbourne
                              Melbourne is a city. It doesn't have a shire council, it has a city council.

                              As for your suggestion that priests or The Christian Brothers serve God - how odd! They start disregarding God's Word right there on page 1:

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