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    My name is holly and i am from first baptitst church, my favorite verse is john 3:16- For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. I am here to further develop in Jesus Christ. I have been following Christ since childhood from my parents and have now taken it as my own.
    Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by holly1234 View Post
    My name is holly and i am from first baptitst church, my favorite verse is john 3:16- For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. I am here to further develop in Jesus Christ. I have been following Christ since childhood from my parents and have now taken it as my own.


    Welcome, Holly! That's one of my favorite verses, too. It explains that only True Christians(tm) go to Heaven, and God will cast everyone else--Muslims, atheists, Catholics, Buddhists, Hindus, Humanists, whatever--into His Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all eternity. Glory!

    It's like being part of a special club, isn't it?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Dear Holly;

      Find your shift key and start capitalizing properly.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Hello Holly! Pleased to meet you.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Hello Holly!

          Like Rev. Rodimer, I too am a big fan of John 3:16. The way it so eloquently circumscribes the limits of God's Mercy are a comfort to me.



          It's amazing how many people overlook that little "whosoever believeth in Him" part.

          Talk about a "gotcha!"



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth

          P.S. Please throw away that NIV "bible" you have and get a proper KJV Bible.
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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Thank you for all your responses, I'm glad to be welcomed by True Christians™. Would a NLT Bible be fine?
            Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by holly1234 View Post
              Would a NLT Bible be fine?
              No. No it would not be fine. The NLT is a piece of fanfic that has no relevance to True Christianity(tm).

              The KJV 1611 is the one you want.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by holly1234 View Post
                Thank you for all your responses, I'm glad to be welcomed by True Christians™. Would a NLT Bible be fine?
                What Baptist Church worth the Glory of Jesus uses a NLT Bible? Half of Gods critical lessons are missing from it as well as other verses fluffied up and all mamby pamby.
                God is a very clear, to the point and direct all powerful Deity. Do you really want to inflame His ire by being a gutless wimp?

                I'll pray for you to find a husband who will tolerate your weak constitution.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  I have already found a husband that believes in Christ and applies his teachings in life, for instance he disciplines me and my kids.
                  Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by holly1234 View Post
                    I have already found a husband that believes in Christ and applies his teachings in life, for instance he disciplines me and my kids.
                    Does your husband know you are posting here?

                    I take it you have his permission and are currently posting under his supervision, am I correct?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Christianzionist View Post
                      Does your husband know you are posting here?

                      I take it you have his permission and are currently posting under his supervision, am I correct?
                      Yes, he's next to me
                      Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Holly, it does my heart good to hear that your husband runs a disciplined household. Christian Domestic Discipline, I assume?

                        Originally posted by Christianzionist View Post
                        Does your husband know you are posting here?

                        I take it you have his permission and are currently posting under his supervision, am I correct?
                        Sir, considering you are Unsaved Trash, and a guest here who appears to be very confused about the Bible and God's plan for Israel, it is really not your place to grill the young lady.

                        Thank you.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Holly, it does my heart good to hear that your husband runs a disciplined household. Christian Domestic Discipline, I assume?


                          Sir, considering you are Unsaved Trash, and a guest here who appears to be very confused about the Bible and God's plan for Israel, it is really not your place to grill the young lady.

                          Thank you.

                          When can I be removed from the 'unsaved trash' category?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Christianzionist View Post
                            When can I be removed from the 'unsaved trash' category?
                            When you stop posting absolute nonsense that you clearly are just making up to sound bonkers for God.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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