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  • #1

    Hi i'm new here

    Hi,

    After reading a lot on this forum, i thought i should register.

    I live in Europe and have recently started to read King James version on the Bible. I would like to praise the lord for this and want to share this with the rest of you.

    I may not be posting much, because i dont have a lot of time, but i'll be reading a lot.


    Thanks
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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  • #2
    Re: Hi i'm new here

    I assume you will not be posting much because you will be tending to your husband and your sons. Speaking of which, how many successful mal births have you done for Jesus? How many abject failures?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Hi i'm new here

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      I assume you will not be posting much because you will be tending to your husband and your sons. Speaking of which, how many successful mal births have you done for Jesus? How many abject failures?
      I've been blessed with 2 sons.
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • #4
        Re: Hi i'm new here

        Hi Lucy, why did you think you should register? You know you could read with out registering, at all?

        I wonder if Jesus did not bring you here for a chance at being Saved(tm).

        Tell us more about you and we can tell if you trully desire to be washed in the sweet love of the Lamb of you are yet another God mocking whore.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #5
          Re: Hi i'm new here

          Lucy far. I geddit!
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #6
            Re: Hi i'm new here

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            Lucy far. I geddit!
            It's much more subtle than "Lucy Fur" would have been.

            I always find it bizarre when someone registers with a ridiculous name like this, which may as well be "Satan Gives Good 666", and then pretends to be a Christian.

            Originally posted by Lucy Far View Post
            Hi,

            After reading a lot on this forum, i thought i should register.
            Well, that makes one of us.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Hi i'm new here

              Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
              Hi Lucy, why did you think you should register? You know you could read with out registering, at all?

              I wonder if Jesus did not bring you here for a chance at being Saved™.

              Tell us more about you and we can tell if you trully desire to be washed in the sweet love of the Lamb of you are yet another God mocking whore.

              YIC
              My husband discovered this site, so he said i could register. He will be using the same account, as i will not be present so much.

              One of my sons is having a hard time, he was bullied at school a lot and now i have him for home teaching. I came to this site because i have a hard time in my country. We have a lot of Muslims in our country and this causes for a lot of problems. I thought i could have a piece of enlightenment by joining.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • #8
                Re: Hi i'm new here

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                It's much more subtle than "Lucy Fur" would have been.

                I always find it bizarre when someone registers with a ridiculous name like this, which may as well be "Satan Gives Good 666", and then pretends to be a Christian.


                Well, that makes one of us.
                I'm sorry if my name offends u. Is there a way to change it? Far is actually spelled Färt, its Swedish.
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi i'm new here

                  Originally posted by Lucy Far View Post
                  I'm sorry if my name offends u. Is there a way to change it? Far is actually spelled Färt, its Swedish.
                  What are you doing in the non-country of fascist Belgistan?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi i'm new here

                    Originally posted by Lucy Far View Post
                    My husband discovered this site, so he said i could register. He will be using the same account, as i will not be present so much.

                    One of my sons is having a hard time, he was bullied at school a lot and now i have him for home teaching. I came to this site because i have a hard time in my country. We have a lot of Muslims in our country and this causes for a lot of problems. I thought i could have a piece of enlightenment by joining.
                    Another home schooler!



                    Hello dear, and welcome to the forums. Might I suggest that before you continue educating your child at home, you learn what a Non Sequitur is (hint, your entire post counts), as you will be teaching your child the fine art of communication and logic. Might I also remind you that by embracing the Holy Word of God as your educational spine, your children will learn history, geography, math, language arts, science, penmanship, theology, government, and many more subjects! It's really all you'll need to raise a quiver full of Godly Soldiers for Christ!
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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