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  • TearsofMana
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    • Jun 2012
    • 5

    #1

    Introduction

    Hello everyone,

    I'd like to start out by saying hello and I hope you're all having a wonderful day.

    I'm here to learn more about Christian culture and to see the opinions and views of Christians, as I am not quite in the loop of things. I personally prescribe to no religion, though I think spirituality is an important aspect of human nature and helps us hold reverence for human life, the well-being of others, animals, and our planet, and the way we work within the cosmos. I'm most interested in topics discussing the way human nature.

    I also quite enjoy history so hearing about philosophical advances over the years (such as Plato's philosophies being brought into the Christian fold via the Eucharist).

    I hope to learn a lot from everyone and I promise to be calm and behave (it seems there's a lot of instigators here and I can't stand fighting).
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    This is lovely. Have you read the Bible? Even as a Hell-bound non-believer surely it's possible to have a favourite Bible verse.

    I humbly suggest the following:
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

    Many people also look for moral guidance in the Bible. I see nothing finer than Romans 1 for this purpose.
    17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

    18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

    19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.

    20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

    21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

    22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

    23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

    As you can see, just the most cursory look at the Bible shows us that you have come to the right place if you are in any way inclined to not burn forever in a lake of fire.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by TearsofMana View Post
      I'm here to learn more about Christian culture and to see the opinions and views of Christians, as I am not quite in the loop of things.
      Read the Bible. Start at the beginning, end at the end.

      Originally posted by TearsofMana View Post
      I personally prescribe to no religion,
      That's a shame. Hellbound is no way to go through life.

      Originally posted by TearsofMana View Post
      though I think spirituality is an important aspect of human nature and helps us hold reverence for human life, the well-being of others, animals, and our planet, and the way we work within the cosmos. I'm most interested in topics discussing the way human nature.
      Whoa...are you a smelly hippie?

      Originally posted by TearsofMana View Post
      I also quite enjoy history so hearing about philosophical advances over the years (such as Plato's philosophies being brought into the Christian fold via the Eucharist).
      Plato was a queer.

      Originally posted by TearsofMana View Post
      I hope to learn a lot from everyone and I promise to be calm and behave (it seems there's a lot of instigators here and I can't stand fighting).
      Good! Because if you aren't, you'll be shown the door.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • TearsofMana
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        • Jun 2012
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        #4
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        This is lovely. Have you read the Bible? Even as a Hell-bound non-believer surely it's possible to have a favourite Bible verse.

        I humbly suggest the following:
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
        Many people also look for moral guidance in the Bible. I see nothing finer than Romans 1 for this purpose.
        17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

        18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

        19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.

        20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

        21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

        22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

        23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
        As you can see, just the most cursory look at the Bible shows us that you have come to the right place if you are in any way inclined to not burn forever in a lake of fire.
        I have indeed read much of the bible, though not all of it. I have read the Revelations several times because I appreciate the imagery and pose involved in the work. I suppose my favorite bible passage might be one in John, though I forget the verse, "I once saw Satan fall like lightning from Heaven". I thought the imagery was quite remarkable and had a great sense of power from it; that evil would be rebuked and cast down. The imagery 'like lightning' just makes me think of the Heavens as quite a mighty thing. Satan would be but less than a rat compared to God if he were thrown out so easily.

        However, I do like your passages as well! I will reflect on them and perhaps one of them will become my favorite as well. Thank you!

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        • TearsofMana
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          • Jun 2012
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          #5
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Read the Bible. Start at the beginning, end at the end.
          I have read much of it but not all. I will get right on that, however. Do you recommend reading anything outside of the bible? I know there are other scriptures that did not become part of the New Testament but I am not sure of their validity.

          That's a shame. Hellbound is no way to go through life.
          If that is my fate, then so be it.

          Whoa...are you a smelly hippie?
          I bathe regularly and abstain from alcohol, nicotine, or any other recreational drug. I wear respectable clothing daily. Would I still be a hippie?

          Plato was a queer.
          Plato had not mentioned a wife or child in his writings, however I seem to have gotten my philosophers mixed up. It was Aristotle that had worked his way into the Catholic Church through the process known as Transubstantiation, which was highly prized work for hundreds of years. Has Aristotle since fallen out of favor with the church?

          Good! Because if you aren't, you'll be shown the door.
          As should any who seek foes.

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          • white_raven
            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
            • Jun 2012
            • 5

            #6
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post

            Whoa...are you a smelly hippie?



            Plato was a queer.
            No need to be antagonistic. Shouldnt everyone appreciate nature and everything in it? You believe god made everything on the earth, yet someone who appreciates and finds joy in the things god made is, somehow, a person to be insulted? How does that make any sense at all?

            Do you have proof that Plato was a homosexual? And how is his theoretical sexual orientation relevant to *anything*?
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by TearsofMana View Post
              I have read much of it but not all. I will get right on that, however. Do you recommend reading anything outside of the bible? I know there are other scriptures that did not become part of the New Testament but I am not sure of their validity.
              If they did not become part of the Bible, you need not worry about their validity. God is omnipotent, and do you agree with me that it would be an easy task for an omnipotent God to make sure that the Bible reads exactly as He wants it to read?

              Originally posted by white_raven View Post
              No need to be antagonistic. Shouldnt everyone appreciate nature and everything in it? You believe god made everything on the earth, yet someone who appreciates and finds joy in the things god made is, somehow, a person to be insulted? How does that make any sense at all?
              We are to subdue it and have dominion over it:

              Genesis 1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

              Genesis 9:1-2: And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth [upon] the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.


              Instead of speculating as to how we should respond to God's creation, maybe you should read the Bible and find out.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #8
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by white_raven View Post
                No need to be antagonistic. Shouldnt everyone appreciate nature and everything in it? You believe god made everything on the earth, yet someone who appreciates and finds joy in the things god made is, somehow, a person to be insulted? How does that make any sense at all?

                Do you have proof that Plato was a homosexual? And how is his theoretical sexual orientation relevant to *anything*?
                Who is this lecturing harpy?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • white_raven
                  Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                  • Jun 2012
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction

                  Who is this guy insulting me?
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by white_raven View Post
                    Who is this guy insulting me?
                    He's a True Christian(TM) bathed in the blood of Christ and therefore washed free of sin wondering why you are here polluting a polite person with an inquiring mind's introduction thread with your venom and hatred.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                    Comment

                    • TearsofMana
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 5

                      #11
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      If they did not become part of the Bible, you need not worry about their validity. God is omnipotent, and do you agree with me that it would be an easy task for an omnipotent God to make sure that the Bible reads exactly as He wants it to read?

                      We are to subdue it and have dominion over it:

                      Genesis 1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

                      Genesis 9:1-2: And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth [upon] the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.


                      Instead of speculating as to how we should respond to God's creation, maybe you should read the Bible and find out.
                      I would indeed agree that for anything omnipotent, it would be quite easy to have a book read in the way intended for said omnipotent being. However, I did not intend to speculate as how we should respond to anything, let alone God's creation. I know some, but not much, of Christianity, and don't know how to read the bible to its full extent. Remember, I'm not as good at this as the rest of you, which is why I joined up; to learn more. You all have very interesting insights on what bible scriptures are important and their deeper meaning, and I would be surprised if you disagreed that you have more insight into the Bible than I. But yes, I will definitely take your advice.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by TearsofMana View Post
                        Hello everyone,

                        I'd like to start out by saying hello and I hope you're all having a wonderful day.

                        I'm here to learn more about Christian culture and to see the opinions and views of Christians, as I am not quite in the loop of things. I personally prescribe to no religion, though I think spirituality is an important aspect of human nature and helps us hold reverence for human life, the well-being of others, animals, and our planet, and the way we work within the cosmos. I'm most interested in topics discussing the way human nature.

                        I also quite enjoy history so hearing about philosophical advances over the years (such as Plato's philosophies being brought into the Christian fold via the Eucharist).

                        I hope to learn a lot from everyone and I promise to be calm and behave (it seems there's a lot of instigators here and I can't stand fighting).
                        We aren't even slightly interested in secular philosophies. That way lies hellfire.

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                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Pastor Ed Lowman
                          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                          Always kind and loving
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 1838

                          #13
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by TearsofMana View Post
                          I promise to be calm and behave (it seems there's a lot of instigators here and I can't stand fighting).
                          Like we have faith in the promise of an infidel who has no reason to honor said promise.

                          My advice is to stop admiring Greek boy molesters and give God's Bible a chance (the Greeks did all their talking when God's prophets were silent)!

                          Pastor Ed

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