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  • I guess I should introduce myself

    I am an atheist. I am straight. I am a virgin. I do not do anything illegal. I am saved. I am a former christian. I know I am going to hell, I just dont believe. I am 16 going on 17. I am a freethinker. I have a moral compass, Just not the bible. I used to go to a Church of God. I only stopped going because they tried to beat me up while screaming some makeshift form of "Latin". It was...strange.



    I do have a favorite bible verse though. It comes from revelations.

    Revelations 21:6 - I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    Re: I guess I should introduce myself

    Originally posted by SavedButAtheist View Post
    I have a moral compass, Just not the bible.
    That's like saying "this is a tree, just not the kind made out of wood." Why are you here? Have you come to persecute us?
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • #3
      Re: I guess I should introduce myself

      Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
      That's like saying "this is a tree, just not the kind made out of wood." Why are you here? Have you come to persecute us?
      Nope. Just browsing.




      Also, they make plastic trees.
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • #4
        Re: I guess I should introduce myself

        What part of UNSAVED NOT WELCOME did you not understand, demon?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: I guess I should introduce myself

          Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
          I am an atheist. I am straight. I am a virgin. I do not do anything illegal. I am saved. I am a former christian. I know I am going to hell, I just dont believe. I am 16. I am a freethinker. I have a moral compass, Just not the bible. I used to go to a Church of God. I only stopped going because they tried to beat me up while screaming some makeshift form of "Latin". It was...strange.



          I do have a favorite bible verse though. It comes from revelations.

          Revelations 21:6 - I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
          The bolded statements are mutually exclusive. You are UNsaved.

          And as an atheist, you have no moral compass, since all morality comes from God.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #6
            Re: I guess I should introduce myself

            How can anyone be an atheist? :O

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            • #7
              Re: I guess I should introduce myself

              Originally posted by paigette View Post
              How can anyone be an atheist? :O
              Exactly
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: I guess I should introduce myself

                Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                I am saved. I am a former christian. I know I am going to hell
                This doesn't make sense at all! Being a FORMER Christian means you will be going to hell, hence you are not saved. It is all about faith: "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast." (Ephesians 2:8-9)

                It is not too late though:

                "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost." (Acts 2:38)
                "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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                • #9
                  Re: I guess I should introduce myself

                  Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                  Nope. Just browsing.




                  Also, they make plastic trees.
                  Plastic trees are not trees. It's nearly impossible to explain the difference without calling you an idiot.

                  What was the point you were trying to make with this thrillingly inaccurate anecdote?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
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                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
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                  • #10
                    Re: I guess I should introduce myself

                    Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                    I am an atheist.
                    I'm so sorry. Psalm 14:1


                    Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                    I do not do anything illegal.
                    Very good. Your local municipality must consider you a wonderfully compliant person. You may even be a model citizen. But Jesus holds a different opinion of you.


                    Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                    I am saved. I am a former christian.
                    Impossible (for reasons already explained by Brother Jared).


                    Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                    I know I am going to hell, I just dont believe.
                    Another impossibility. You say you "know" you are going to hell, and yet you don't believe you are? Did Satan violate your brain through hearing atheist philosophy to make you this dense?


                    Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                    I am 16 going on 17. I am a freethinker. I have a moral compass, Just not the bible.
                    A moral compass, but not the Bible? Might as well talk about a heavenly devil or a kosher hog.


                    Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                    I used to go to a Church of God. I only stopped going because they tried to beat me up while screaming some makeshift form of "Latin". It was...strange.
                    I'm sorry false Christians poisoned you to the Real Thing™. I will pray for you.


                    Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                    I do have a favorite bible verse though. It comes from revelations.

                    Revelations 21:6 - I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
                    Revelation, you mean? There's no "s" on the end.

                    An atheist with a favorite Bible verse is odd. But I happen to have a favorite atheist. His name was Voltaire--because God killed him and sent him to hell after a wasted French life of preaching atheistic satanism and his home became a Bible printing press! Praise Jesus!

                    Pastor Ed

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                      Re: I guess I should introduce myself

                      Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                      I am a former christian. I know I am going to hell
                      I know you are going to hell, too:

                      Hebrews 6:4-6: For [it is] impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put [him] to an open shame.
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                        Re: I guess I should introduce myself

                        Originally posted by UNSavedButtheadAtheist View Post
                        ....
                        You done??

                        Please don't introduce yourself anymore. Please.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I guess I should introduce myself

                          Originally posted by paigette View Post
                          How can anyone be an atheist? :O
                          There are no such thing as atheists. There are only people who love God and people who hate God.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I guess I should introduce myself

                            Originally posted by EmmaLee View Post
                            There are no such thing as atheists. There are only people who love God and people who hate God.
                            Well and accurately said, dear!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: I guess I should introduce myself

                              Originally posted by EmmaLee View Post
                              There are no such thing as atheists. There are only people who love God and people who hate God.
                              I must re-submit a standing "O" for this post.

                              Where does all this new found revelation come from??

                              Surely Jesus must be close.

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