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  • #1

    Hi !

    New guy here.

    I'll post a quote that quite enough describe me:

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    I think you are dealing with a schizophrenic french kisser of butts here.
    Yep, that looks like me. (Add atheist.)

    I came here 'cause of this topic:
    BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62815&page=35
    Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

    that make sound on our forum, so I wanted to see more, for understanding and developping communication between us.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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  • #2
    Re: Hi !

    Wait, you actually enjoy sticking your tongue in random people's anuses?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Hi !

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Wait, you actually enjoy sticking your tongue in random people's anuses?

      No, not at all. But since this guy decide to describe random french people as that (and that was not moderate), I suppose I won't be able to change his mind. So... ^^
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • #4
        Re: Hi !

        Originally posted by Kaeleak View Post
        No, not at all. But since this guy decide to describe random french people as that (and that was not moderate), I suppose I won't be able to change his mind. So... ^^
        So...

        ...what?

        So...
        ... you decided to give it a go?
        ... you decided to leave France and your cowardly ways?
        ... you decided to dedicate your life to Christ?

        I can't read your mind, son. Please finish your sentence.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: Hi !

          You must be one twisted pervert to actually admit that! Unless you want to stay hellbound, you better accept Christ as your savior right away!!
          "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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          • #6
            Re: Hi !

            So I decided not to be interested in that kind of debate and agreed to this, just to be able to discuss (and see answers) in the topic I came for.

            Originally posted by Kaeleak View Post
            I came here 'cause of this topic:
            BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62815&page=35
            Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

            that make sound on our forum, so I wanted to see more, for understanding and developping communication between us.
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • #7
              Re: Hi !

              Why are you interested in our warnings from sinful behavior, if you are not here to find Christ as your savior? That doesn't make much sense to me. I, on the other hand, don't understand satan's ways.
              "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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              • #8
                Re: Hi !

                I came here not for all your warning, but only for the one concerning this game, if you are able to accept discussing this with people like me (not religious). So I suggest if you don't mind that we continue this discussion on the appropriate topic.

                Maybe something new and happy will come out of this, for all our kind. Or maybe not. How to know if we don't try ?
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi !

                  Originally posted by Joey the spook View Post
                  I came here not for all your warning, but only for the one concerning this game, if you are able to accept discussing this with people like me (not religious). So I suggest if you don't mind that we continue this discussion on the appropriate topic.

                  Maybe something new and happy will come out of this, for all our kind. Or maybe not. How to know if we don't try ?
                  This is the introductions section, not the "I'm gonna throw a tantrum because Jesus condemns my favorite perverted video game" section. We are not even slightly interested in your unsaved opinions. Jesus called you here to repent. Period.

                  Now share with us your religious background, your age and gender and country of origin. Tell us about your foul sins so that Jesus can cleanse you of the disgusting filth that clings to you even now. ON YOUR KNEES BOY!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi !

                    Or not.
                    This forum allows me to not precise age country or every thing you ask. Nothing in rules or this forum I agreed obliges me to answer your orders (that are not His orders).

                    Why not simply discuss? You that want to spread Words, are you afraid to read simple words from others?

                    How what you ask change what I said?
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi !

                      Can anyone make sense of a single word in the above post?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hi !

                        Maybe it has no sence at all.

                        To improve your faith, you must pass through your own Station of the Cross. Maybe this is yours. Or not.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hi !

                          Originally posted by Joey the spook View Post
                          Maybe it has no sence at all.

                          To improve your faith, you must pass through your own Station of the Cross. Maybe this is yours. Or not.
                          Station of the cross? We're not Catholics, you dolt.
                          sigpic
                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hi !

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            Can anyone make sense of a single word in the above post?
                            I believe he was asking to be banned.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hi !

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Station of the cross? We're not Catholics, you dolt.
                              Isn't there a equivalent in your religion ? As I said, I'm not religious, forgive me for my lack of knowlegde. Learning is why I came here for.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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