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  • #46
    Re: hi

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Dear Hatemonger;

    I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

    Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

    If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    I think those instructions are too much for him, Pastor. To walk away from God's People in God's Favorite Forum would mean he would no longer get to persecute us like his dark master wants him to, so I'm sure it will take him a while to take up the devil's cause elsewhere.

    Pastor Ed

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    • #47
      Re: hi

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Aren't I surprised! I had no idea you were arguing. I was only offering a suggestion to you to work on your writing ability as it is deplorable. Listening to you is like watching a retard punch their way out of a paper bag.


      Interesting comment. Are you feebly implying that my wife is not an idiot? Tell me, how can you think this without knowing her? For a person who claims they are logical, you make no sense. Still.

      No friend, just honest. Lying is a sin. If it pleased you, I could tell you that I think you are smart though it would upset God. Who should I make smile? You or God?

      Friend, All I see coming from you is hate. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt when you were begging to be heard. Listened and responded, only to be hit with insults and profanity. You have not said so but it obvious that you hate God and all those around you. No wonder you have few people that can tolerate being near you.

      its not a matter of whether she is an idiot or not. a real man wouldn't insult the one he loves regardless of whats the truth.

      and I've done some thinking. i don't give a fuck if i go to hell or not. but as long as i live on this planet i will stay loyal to those i love and protect them. i will keep them happy and i will keep myself happy. thinking about it, hell is better than not existing.

      you all are so cute with your worries and working so hard to please your creator. feel free to worship and live however you want. but don't even fucking think about telling one more thing i need to do to "save myself" because that's bullshit to me. a life lived only to serve the one who gave it to you sounds like a waste of time.

      if he loves me so much then he will spare me, and if he doesnt love me then I'll burn in hell anyway.

      now, what do you have to say about that?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • #48
        Re: hi

        Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
        I think those instructions are too much for him, Pastor. To walk away from God's People in God's Favorite Forum would mean he would no longer get to persecute us like his dark master wants him to, so I'm sure it will take him a while to take up the devil's cause elsewhere.

        Pastor Ed

        boo! i'm the boogy man hiding under your bed.

        your funny you paranoid fool.

        i also find it cute that the word f-u-ck is blocked.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • #49
          Re: hi

          Originally posted by ShrabShinoe View Post
          feel free to worship and live however you want. but don't even piffleing think about telling one more thing i need to do to "save myself"
          Or you'll do what?

          Our love for you is so great we will continue to warn you of the consequences of your choices even if you don't want us to.

          Originally posted by ShrabShinoe View Post
          if he loves me so much then he will spare me, and if he doesnt love me then I'll burn in hell anyway.

          now, what do you have to say about that?
          Whoops! You're wrong.

          John 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.

          Compare our fate to yours.
          Matthew 13:40-43
          40As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.



          If you really are determined to choose Hell and have no interest in our opinions then why are you here?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #50
            Re: hi - what's in my heart trumps what's in God's Word

            thinking about it, hell is better than not existing.
            You didn't exist in 1920, was 1920 a bad year for you personally?

            Was it worse than extreme suffering in a lake of fire? If so how?

            YIC

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • #51
              Re: hi

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              Or you'll do what?

              Our love for you is so great we will continue to warn you of the consequences of your choices even if you don't want us to.



              Whoops! You're wrong.

              John 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.

              Compare our fate to yours.
              Matthew 13:40-43
              40As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.


              If you really are determined to choose Hell and have no interest in our opinions then why are you here?

              okay here's the thing. if i am wrong in that sentence then i am going to heaven because he loves me. or are you saying ill go to hell because he love me. tell me what you are saying because i really am tired of just reading bible verses.

              [QUOTE=You didn't exist in 1920, was 1920 a bad year for you personally?

              Was it worse than extreme suffering in a lake of fire? If so how?

              YIC

              Jack [/QUOTE]

              yes it was. what is worse than non-existence. no trace of yourself even being there. you don't exist so you can't feel you can't think. you become nothing. at least burning in hell you exist. that's the way i look at it.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • #52
                Re: hi

                Originally posted by ShrabShinoe View Post
                okay here's the thing. if i am wrong in that sentence then i am going to heaven because he loves me. or are you saying ill go to hell because he love me. tell me what you are saying because i really am tired of just reading bible verses.
                You'll go to Hell because you were born in foulness and sin and have done nothing since to get yourself saved.

                Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

                God loves you so much that He warns you of your disgusting nature over and over again.
                Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
                And all you need to do is to stop thinking for yourself of what seems right to you and to get with Jesus and obey Him.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #53
                  Re: hi

                  Originally posted by ShrabShinoe View Post
                  okay here's the thing. if i am wrong in that sentence then i am going to heaven because he loves me. or are you saying ill go to hell because he love me. tell me what you are saying because i really am tired of just reading bible verses.



                  yes it was. what is worse than non-existence. no trace of yourself even being there. you don't exist so you can't feel you can't think. you become nothing. at least burning in hell you exist. that's the way i look at it.
                  Of course God loves you - he loves everyone (within reason). The only thing that determines whether you go to Heaven or Hell is whether you live life according to his instructions. Just because He sends you to Hell doesn't mean He doesn't love you. It's a bit like sending a kid to bed early for misbehaving - they are being punished but that doesn't mean the parents don't love him/her does it?

                  YIC
                  Genesis 7:5
                  And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                  John 8:32
                  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                  • #54
                    Re: hi

                    Originally posted by ShrabShinoe View Post
                    okay here's the thing. if i am wrong in that sentence then i am going to heaven because he loves me. or are you saying ill go to hell because he love me. tell me what you are saying because i really am tired of just reading bible verses.



                    yes it was. what is worse than non-existence. no trace of yourself even being there. you don't exist so you can't feel you can't think. you become nothing. at least burning in hell you exist. that's the way i look at it.
                    To be honest I'm not sure when your non existence started . I don't know if you started to not exist an eternity ago or your non existence started when God created everything around 6000 years ago. But it was a long time and you cant remember a thing about it.

                    Are you saying that if you were being tortured on a rack hearing your bones cracking through your screams that you would be begging to be kept alive?

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • #55
                      Re: hi

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      You'll go to Hell because you were born in foulness and sin and have done nothing since to get yourself saved.

                      Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

                      God loves you so much that He warns you of your disgusting nature over and over again.
                      Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
                      And all you need to do is to stop thinking for yourself of what seems right to you and to get with Jesus and obey Him.
                      see that "stop thinking for yourself" you all think you aren't a cult but thats exactly what one does. tell you not to think for yourself and let them or their God do it for you, then they promise your salvation or a better life or acceptance.

                      also. most of the versus you all use are from the old testament. a lot of things i think are ignored from the new.

                      and yes i checked where it was because i do own a king james bible. on that note the bible was translated by king james. who's to sayhe didn't make a few things up eh?



                      "Of course God loves you - he loves everyone (within reason). The only thing that determines whether you go to Heaven or Hell is whether you live life according to his instructions. Just because He sends you to Hell doesn't mean He doesn't love you. It's a bit like sending a kid to bed early for misbehaving - they are being punished but that doesn't mean the parents don't love him/her does it?"

                      going to bed early and being there for eternity sounds like a bit over an over reaction to living your life the way you want.



                      "To be honest I'm not sure when your non existence started . I don't know if you started to not exist an eternity ago or your non existence started when God created everything around 6000 years ago. But it was a long time and you cant remember a thing about it.

                      Are you saying that if you were being tortured on a rack hearing your bones cracking through your screams that you would be begging to be kept alive? "

                      yes. i am determined to stay present in this universe regardless of what happens to me. the devil better be ready for me if that indeed is where i go. because he will have to work hard to break me.

                      also. everything was created billions of years ago. just because the bible tells you it was 6000 years ago doesn't make it true. neither does its exact ways of being created. if you want debate on a larger scaled than universe we can go into the 4th and 5th dimensions.
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • #56
                        Re: hi - what's in my heart trumps what's in God's Word

                        Proverbs 10:8 The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall.

                        YIC

                        Jack
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                        • #57
                          Re: hi

                          Originally posted by ShrabShinoe View Post
                          see that "stop thinking for yourself" you all think you aren't a cult but thats exactly what one does. tell you not to think for yourself and let them or their God do it for you, then they promise your salvation or a better life or acceptance.

                          also. most of the versus you all use are from the old testament. a lot of things i think are ignored from the new.

                          and yes i checked where it was because i do own a king james bible. on that note the bible was translated by king james. who's to sayhe didn't make a few things up eh?



                          "Of course God loves you - he loves everyone (within reason). The only thing that determines whether you go to Heaven or Hell is whether you live life according to his instructions. Just because He sends you to Hell doesn't mean He doesn't love you. It's a bit like sending a kid to bed early for misbehaving - they are being punished but that doesn't mean the parents don't love him/her does it?"

                          going to bed early and being there for eternity sounds like a bit over an over reaction to living your life the way you want.



                          "To be honest I'm not sure when your non existence started . I don't know if you started to not exist an eternity ago or your non existence started when God created everything around 6000 years ago. But it was a long time and you cant remember a thing about it.

                          Are you saying that if you were being tortured on a rack hearing your bones cracking through your screams that you would be begging to be kept alive? "

                          yes. i am determined to stay present in this universe regardless of what happens to me. the devil better be ready for me if that indeed is where i go. because he will have to work hard to break me.

                          also. everything was created billions of years ago. just because the bible tells you it was 6000 years ago doesn't make it true. neither does its exact ways of being created. if you want debate on a larger scaled than universe we can go into the 4th and 5th dimensions.
                          Yawn. If all you can do is baselessly assert that the Bible is a corruptible document not worthy of unwavering faith then I guess we are done with you. Good luck in making up your own god and having it be worth the imagining. How do you expect to construct some being for which you have no evidence and not have it tainted by your own desires in the process?

                          So invoke all the silly dimensions you like. Until you admit that you might as well be an atheist as worship a god you make up in your own head that niggling doubt that we are right and you are wrong will eat away inside your deluded mind.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #58
                            Re: hi - what's in my heart trumps what's in God's Word

                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                            Proverbs 10:8 The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall.

                            YIC

                            Jack

                            proverbs 10:11 the mouth of a righteous man is a well of life: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked.

                            i haven't threatened anyone here i am pretty sure. but i have heard talk of violence here and any sort of violence whther it be in the name of God or not is still violence and by speaking of such thing this is proof of your own wickedness by association.
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • #59
                              Re: hi

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Yawn. If all you can do is baselessly assert that the Bible is a corruptible document not worthy of unwavering faith then I guess we are done with you. Good luck in making up your own god and having it be worth the imagining. How do you expect to construct some being for which you have no evidence and not have it tainted by your own desires in the process?

                              So invoke all the silly dimensions you like. Until you admit that you might as well be an atheist as worship a god you make up in your own head that niggling doubt that we are right and you are wrong will eat away inside your deluded mind.
                              4th dimension=time 5th=alternate tangents

                              these are basic pieces of existence you do not understand. time does not flow linear as we perceive it but around itself. like, imagine a ball. it flows around it. the different tangents segment off as decisions and different things happen. there is a universe in which you would completely agree with me. but our luck puts us to where we don't agree.

                              now, you talk of needing proof for you diety when you call this a faith. a faith would not require such proof because you would believe it whther said proof existed or not. but by saying it is proof then it becomes fact and you talk of it as fact. now prove that the bible is a true and accurate documentation.

                              you really can't. the books were written by men in a dark time of the world and could easily be corrupted. it could have easily been corrupted in the translation.
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                              • #60
                                Re: hi

                                Originally posted by ShrabShinoe View Post
                                4th dimension=time 5th=alternate tangents

                                these are basic pieces of existence you do not understand. time does not flow linear as we perceive it but around itself. like, imagine a ball. it flows around it. the different tangents segment off as decisions and different things happen. there is a universe in which you would completely agree with me. but our luck puts us to where we don't agree.

                                now, you talk of needing proof for you diety when you call this a faith. a faith would not require such proof because you would believe it whther said proof existed or not. but by saying it is proof then it becomes fact and you talk of it as fact. now prove that the bible is a true and accurate documentation.

                                you really can't. the books were written by men in a dark time of the world and could easily be corrupted. it could have easily been corrupted in the translation.
                                You keep on believing that and making up your own god. The very fact you are here shows that your faith in your fake inner god that is really yourself is weak. Meanwhile we will continue in the perfect word of God and ignore your silly assertions that it is false because you are obviously biased against Jesus because you want to worship your fake god in violation of Commandments.

                                Jeremiah 23:26 How long shall this be in the heart of the prophets that prophesy lies? yea, they are prophets of the deceit of their own heart;
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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