[James Hutchins]

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You know, you do not have to go to the Church to have Him in you. All you have to do is read and follow and live by the Bible. You can arrange for a tithing schedule to be done directly from your paycheck (before taxes, I might add, a big plus).
Jesus has been with you from the second the midwife ripped you from your mothers womb. He is waiting patiently for you to accept Him. Won't you open up and let Him enter you, filling with His warm love?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thank you for the tip! Looks like I have lots of work to do.

You're most welcome, dear!

So, how did you come to find Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi! My name is Angelie, and I'm 19. It's nice to meet you all.

I don't go to church as of yet, seeing as I just got saved last week. (If anyone can recommend a church it would be greatly appreciated!)

My favorite Bible verse is Ezekiel 32:26- "A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh".

Before I accepted Christ, I had a heart of stone. I used to go to the clubs until all hours of the night, drinking Bacardi and partying. I wasted a number of years in that pit- fighting to stay alive during the day, partying my life away at night. Nobody kept me in check- my mother abandoned me when I was a kid and my father is in and out of jail all the time (I kid you not- he's actually in jail now).
About last week, I was coming out of the club and I ran into someone that knew me when I was younger. He was saved, and he actually dragged me away from the club and into his car. There he ministered to me, and after what seemed like forever for me (may have been half an hour for all I know) I found myself sober and in tears begging God for forgiveness and for salvation.

I come with an open heart and empty hands. I have nothing to give but truth, and I have nothing to hide. I hope I've made the right choice by coming here, but at the moment I have a hunch that I did make the right choice.

Yours in Christ,
Angelie

Shout GLORY! We need to get you married off asap little lady! You're 4 years past first birth!

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[Angelie]

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Shout GLORY! We need to get you married off asap little lady! You're 4 years past first birth!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Thank you for your welcome! 4 years past first birth?!? Wow I knew I was behind but I didn't realize I was that behind!

[Angelie]

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You're most welcome, dear!

So, how did you come to find Jesus?

About last week, I was coming out of the club and I ran into someone that knew me when I was younger. He was saved, and he actually dragged me away from the club and into his car. There he ministered to me, and after what seemed like forever for me (may have been half an hour for all I know) I found myself sober and in tears begging God for forgiveness and for salvation.

I knew it was a miraculous change. At that time, I knew that the same God who I always had heard about from the missionaries that would stand outside of the club and preach was calling my name. The only thing I could do was respond to the call.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Welcome to Angelie! I'm glad you found us. But I think we need to hear more about your sinful past before we can help you. And not to be the bearer of bad news, but if you're not currently a member of an Independent Baptist Church, you're not Saved©.

Now, before you get all upset, simply wanting to be with Jesus isn't enough. You need to unburden yourself of all of your sins, especially the ones that involve fornication. So please, in the interest of your immortal soul, tell us just how much a of a filthy cum-dumpster you used to be. GLORY!

[Noah Sole]

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About last week, I was coming out of the club and I ran into someone that knew me when I was younger. He was saved, and he actually dragged me away from the club and into his car. There he ministered to me, and after what seemed like forever for me (may have been half an hour for all I know) I found myself sober and in tears begging God for forgiveness and for salvation.

I knew it was a miraculous change. At that time, I knew that the same God who I always had heard about from the missionaries that would stand outside of the club and preach was calling my name. The only thing I could do was respond to the call.

Hello Angelie welcome to God's favourite forum

So you have experienced a miraculous change, it always gladdens my heart when that happens. In what way has it affected you - how has your behaviour changed as opposed to your previous existence without our Lord?

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Now, Angelie, it's very important to start reading the Bible and learn who God is, and what He expects of you.

He requires that we follow ALL of his 600+ Commands, not just the ones we like. And it's difficult to follow them all, if you don't know what they are!

Have you found a Bible yet?

[Angelie]

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Welcome to Angelie! I'm glad you found us. But I think we need to hear more about your sinful past before we can help you. And not to be the bearer of bad news, but if you're not currently a member of an Independent Baptist Church, you're not Saved©.

Now, before you get all upset, simply wanting to be with Jesus isn't enough. You need to unburden yourself of all of your sins, especially the ones that involve fornication. So please, in the interest of your immortal soul, tell us just how much a of a filthy cum-dumpster you used to be. GLORY!

Relax, I'm not one for getting too upset. However, when I wasn't saved, I had a large dildo so I never involved in fornication. However, I will admit I was always extremely satisfied.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Relax, I'm not one for getting too upset. However, when I wasn't saved, I had a large dildo so I never involved in fornication. However, I will admit I was always extremely satisfied.

How are you going to avoid deserving to be killed on your wedding night now?

Deuteronomy 22:13-14,20-21
13If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, 14And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:

20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: 21Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

[Angelie]

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How are you going to avoid deserving to be killed on your wedding night now?

Deuteronomy 22:13-14,20-21
13If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, 14And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:

20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: 21Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

Whoa... never said that. And here I was about to give another piece of my testimony... there went that idea.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Whoa... never said that. And here I was about to give another piece of my testimony... there went that idea.

It's a simple point. The use of a dildo puts you at risk of displeasing God. What's un-Biblical about it?

[Angelie]

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It's a simple point. The use of a dildo puts you at risk of displeasing God. What's un-Biblical about it?

Never mind, I'm just going to hold my fire. I will not be caught being disrespectful to a True Christian on God's Favorite Forum. I was told to keep a respectful tongue in my head while addressing my betters, and that's what I intend to do.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Never mind, I'm just going to hold my fire. I will not be caught being disrespectful to a True Christian on God's Favorite Forum. I was told to keep a respectful tongue in my head while addressing my betters, and that's what I intend to do.

If there's a problem with my genuine concern that your abuse of your ladygarden with a devil rod has ruined your chances of being found acceptable as a wife then out with it. You were the one who shamelessly let it be known.

How are you going to produce the required bedsheet?

[Angelie]

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If there's a problem with my genuine concern that your abuse of your ladygarden with a devil rod has ruined your chances of being found acceptable as a wife then out with it. You were the one who shamelessly let it be known.

How are you going to produce the required bedsheet?

I have no problem with your concern Sir, however I can whole-heartedly assure you that I am pure. I do not lie about matters such as this.