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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: A clean slate.

    Originally posted by youngWonderer View Post
    My country is pro-dominantly Christian - do your research before spewing your ignorant insults. I didn't come here to be insulted, I came hear to head God's word.
    There are no Christian countries in Godless Europistan. You came here to pick our pockets and put gypsy curses on us.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • youngWonderer
      Unsaved trash, sassy-mouthed teenager
      • Jun 2012
      • 17

      #17
      Re: A clean slate.

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      You really should read the whole thing.

      Then you'd know that in the book of Jonah, it's not a whale that ate him at all, but a great fish. It's only when Jesus refers to that story in Matthew 12:40 that the story becomes about a guy named Jonas, not Jonah, and it's now a whale instead of a great fish.

      Just shows how perfect and not full of errors the Bible is.
      Indeed ^^ Very well, I shall begin reading
      It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
      For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
      Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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      • youngWonderer
        Unsaved trash, sassy-mouthed teenager
        • Jun 2012
        • 17

        #18
        Re: A clean slate.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        There are no Christian countries in Godless Europistan. You came here to pick our pockets and put gypsy curses on us.

        Ok, it appears you need to be taught a little thing called "The Rest of The World and The 21st Century"

        There are no major gypsy parties in Britain - the only places with Gypsies as a national party are places like Germany, Egypt, Iran and other places East of the UK. Second note, gypsies are a dying breed and will eventually be abolished with the current changes on benefits. Gypsies love money so they will snatch up these opportunities and continue living in society - extracting them from a "gypsy" by definition.
        I have two houses.
        One in England and one in Portugal.
        I'm not a gypsy.
        Americans came from Europeans when it was first colonised, meaning YOU are a descendant of a European. Christianity came from Europe (mainly Eastern) which is within gypsy territory. So dont call me a Godless gypsy - I have a home and a life and I'm more closer to God than you could ever be.

        And dont bother with your pathetic Infraction warnings - "sassing" is what picky mothers say to their children.
        Warning will bring you no lease from me.
        It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
        For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
        Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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        • Noah Sole
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2012
          • 865

          #19
          Re: A clean slate.

          Originally posted by youngWonderer View Post
          Ok, it appears you need to be taught a little thing called "The Rest of The World and The 21st Century"

          There are no major gypsy parties in Britain - the only places with Gypsies as a national party are places like Germany, Egypt, Iran and other places East of the UK. Second note, gypsies are a dying breed and will eventually be abolished with the current changes on benefits. Gypsies love money so they will snatch up these opportunities and continue living in society - extracting them from a "gypsy" by definition.
          I have two houses.
          One in England and one in Portugal.
          I'm not a gypsy.
          Americans came from Europeans when it was first colonised, meaning YOU are a descendant of a European. Christianity came from Europe (mainly Eastern) which is within gypsy territory. So dont call me a Godless gypsy - I have a home and a life and I'm more closer to God than you could ever be.

          And dont bother with your pathetic Infraction warnings - "sassing" is what picky mothers say to their children.
          Warning will bring you no lease from me.
          Hello YoungWonderer

          I'm glad to see you're not a gypsy even though you don't seem to be happy living in one place. How do you think the best way to abolish gypsies would be, I'm sure it would be very difficult - several people have already tried with varying degrees of success.

          YIC
          Genesis 7:5
          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


          John 8:32
          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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          • youngWonderer
            Unsaved trash, sassy-mouthed teenager
            • Jun 2012
            • 17

            #20
            Re: A clean slate.

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            If you are looking for people who will twist God's Word to say what you want it to say, you're barking up the wrong tree.

            Let me guess, you next will tell us you think that the Biblical commandments to execute homosexuals (like Elton John and Ellen Degeneres), adulterers (like Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain), and witches or those with familiar spirits (like John Edwards and Sylvia Browne) are just "metaphorical", right?

            I never said i wanted to "twist" words, nor am i looking for people to do that for me.
            And I never said that nor do I believe it. If it is written in a commandment there is no metaphor to follow - that's why they're commandments.
            It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
            For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
            Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #21
              Re: A clean slate.

              Originally posted by youngWonderer View Post
              I never said i wanted to "twist" words, nor am i looking for people to do that for me.
              And I never said that nor do I believe it. If it is written in a commandment there is no metaphor to follow - that's why they're commandments.
              And yet as soon as I showed you some of Jesus' plain speaking you immediately looked for alternative explanations as to why Jesus looked to be saying something that offends you.
              Mark 16:14-16
              14Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen. 15And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. 16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
              So what did Jesus mean when He said all this, then? Did He mean that people who don't believe are damned or did He not?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • youngWonderer
                Unsaved trash, sassy-mouthed teenager
                • Jun 2012
                • 17

                #22
                Re: A clean slate.

                Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                Hello YoungWonderer

                I'm glad to see you're not a gypsy even though you don't seem to be happy living in one place. How do you think the best way to abolish gypsies would be, I'm sure it would be very difficult - several people have already tried with varying degrees of success.

                YIC
                Thank you for actually listening to my words - unlike some ignorant people here... And I am happy living where I am, although I have been looking to sell that other house it's too expensive to keep

                I think the best way to deal with Gypsies is a three way blow

                1) Tempt them with money - Gypsies with a stable home technically are not gypsies and can't curse anyone with their filthy magic. At least with a stable home they can learn the word of God instead of their silly Gypsy witches.

                2) Exile them from towns. Get the community to show that they hate the Gypsies - therefore driving them away

                3) If all else fails, carry the sword of God and eliminate them
                It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                • Noah Sole
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 865

                  #23
                  Re: A clean slate.

                  Originally posted by youngWonderer View Post
                  Thank you for actually listening to my words - unlike some ignorant people here... And I am happy living where I am, although I have been looking to sell that other house it's too expensive to keep

                  I think the best way to deal with Gypsies is a three way blow

                  1) Tempt them with money - Gypsies with a stable home technically are not gypsies and can't curse anyone with their filthy magic. At least with a stable home they can learn the word of God instead of their silly Gypsy witches.

                  2) Exile them from towns. Get the community to show that they hate the Gypsies - therefore driving them away

                  3) If all else fails, carry the sword of God and eliminate them
                  Fair enough, but why bother with steps 1 and 2 - just go to step 3?


                  YIC
                  Genesis 7:5
                  And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                  John 8:32
                  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                  • youngWonderer
                    Unsaved trash, sassy-mouthed teenager
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 17

                    #24
                    Re: A clean slate.

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    And yet as soon as I showed you some of Jesus' plain speaking you immediately looked for alternative explanations as to why Jesus looked to be saying something that offends you.
                    Mark 16:14-16
                    14Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen. 15And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. 16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
                    So what did Jesus mean when He said all this, then? Did He mean that people who don't believe are damned or did He not?
                    Well yeah I understood that one but that one doesn't mean "be cruel"
                    That's simply telling the eleven to preach to the world that they're screwed if they dont believe
                    It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                    For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                    Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                    • youngWonderer
                      Unsaved trash, sassy-mouthed teenager
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 17

                      #25
                      Re: A clean slate.

                      Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                      Fair enough, but why bother with steps 1 and 2 - just go to step 3?

                      YIC
                      Because I prefer some element of restraint before bloody violence and murder.
                      It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                      For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                      Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                      • Noah Sole
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 865

                        #26
                        Re: A clean slate.

                        Originally posted by youngWonderer View Post
                        Because I prefer some element of restraint before bloody violence and murder.
                        The Bible teaches us how to treat travellers:

                        2 Samuel 12:4
                        And there came a traveller unto the rich man, and he spared to take of his own flock and of his own herd, to dress for the wayfaring man that was come unto him; but took the poor man's lamb, and dressed it for the man that was come to him.

                        Job 31:32
                        The stranger did not lodge in the street: but I opened my doors to the traveller.

                        I notice there is no reference to bloody violence and murder?

                        YIC
                        Genesis 7:5
                        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                        John 8:32
                        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                        • youngWonderer
                          Unsaved trash, sassy-mouthed teenager
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 17

                          #27
                          Re: A clean slate.

                          Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                          The Bible teaches us how to treat travellers:

                          2 Samuel 12:4
                          And there came a traveller unto the rich man, and he spared to take of his own flock and of his own herd, to dress for the wayfaring man that was come unto him; but took the poor man's lamb, and dressed it for the man that was come to him.

                          Job 31:32
                          The stranger did not lodge in the street: but I opened my doors to the traveller.

                          I notice there is no reference to bloody violence and murder?

                          YIC

                          You asked how I help to rid of Gypsies - not the Bible.
                          And points 1 and 2 pretty much mean that.
                          Gypsies are different to travellers - they take away children, damn reputations and bring curses etc.
                          Travellers travel to see the Lord's kingdom
                          It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                          For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                          Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #28
                            Re: A clean slate.

                            Originally posted by youngWonderer View Post
                            Well yeah I understood that one but that one doesn't mean "be cruel"
                            That's simply telling the eleven to preach to the world that they're screwed if they dont believe
                            Who said it was cruel? Burning the vast majority of people on Earth purely because they have never even heard of Jesus or if they have they've never had access to a Bible about it or been told lies is perfectly right and proper.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • youngWonderer
                              Unsaved trash, sassy-mouthed teenager
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 17

                              #29
                              Re: A clean slate.

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Who said it was cruel? Burning the vast majority of people on Earth purely because they have never even heard of Jesus or if they have they've never had access to a Bible about it or been told lies is perfectly right and proper.
                              Im saying nothing.
                              Im saying absolutely nothing.
                              It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                              For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                              Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #30
                                Re: A clean slate.

                                Originally posted by youngWonderer View Post
                                Im saying nothing.
                                Im saying absolutely nothing.
                                Why?

                                What's wrong? Being Christian is all about being righteous while others are not righteous.
                                1 John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.

                                1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.
                                I do my best to warn them but they do not listen. Also there has to be a reason why God has chosen to have people be informed of His will and Jesus' deeds and temporary death for our sins by getting people to write it down and pass it on by word of mouth and transcribing what was written down. Given that restriction getting the word out over the last 2000 years to about 25% of the world's population so they take it remotely seriously is pretty good going. I just don't know what that reason is, but that's OK because I don't need to!

                                Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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