[James Hutchins]

Re: Fellow Christians

Friend, Loving God is not a drive through that you stop off for a quickie and a latte.
Believing in God is a 24/7/365 commitment. D you think we should extend ourselves to you and commit you?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Fellow Christians

NO I'm not a mormon. I'm baptist

I don't see what to make of you.

You are ambivalent about your gender, you may or may not have herpes, you parents who may routinely hang around with papists (often convicted pedophiles) to name but some.

You really need to be more truthful with us, ESPESCIALLY with the Pastors who are willing to litterally pour themselves into new folks to help Jesus save them with His sweet, sweet blood or the Lamb.

Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fellow Christians

I attended Boston's Church of Jesus. I am a very strong believer in our God, and I have disowned my brother who is a scientist. I believe science is a mockery of God.

So you're a Mormon?


This is a Christian forum. I'm afraid you'll have to leave.

NO I'm not a mormon. I'm baptist

The "church" you told us you attend is an LDS cult temple. The link I posted above proves so.

I'll have to ask you to leave.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Fellow Christians

Oh dear, this truly saddens me.

Pastor Zeke, is it possible this poor wretch has been unwittingly attending a Mormon Church? I certainly wouldn't put it past the church elders to be deceptive in their recruitment tactics and let members of their flock believe they were attending a Christian church.

And I'd certainly hate to think that Sherman would come here and intentionally lie to us!

You told him to leave, though, and he needs to respect that. Perhaps we should have a pastor visit him at home, though, and see if we can't get this all straightened out?

[Higgins]

Re: Fellow Christians

Welcome to the Forums!

I am curious as to why you choose the name "Sherman of Babylon". Are you eluding to that no good General that burned peaceful Atlanta! And then marched through 300 miles of God's country (Georgia) in order to demoralize the South. Why would you choose a name that so epitomized terror and evil to us Southerners?

[Sherman of Babylon]

Re: Fellow Christians

Welcome to the Forums!

I am curious as to why you choose the name "Sherman of Babylon". Are you eluding to that no good General that burned peaceful Atlanta! And then marched through 300 miles of God's country (Georgia) in order to demoralize the South. Why would you choose a name that so epitomized terror and evil to us Southerners?

Sherman is a more or less family name... I studied a lot of history in school. I think Babylon was a great city, for it was a very powerful Christian city at the time.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Fellow Christians

Babylon was not a great city! Babylon was where man defied God and built the Tower of Babel, which is why only Americans speak the language of God and all foreigners are false Christians!

Babylon was a hot-bed of idolatry and paganism, with really weird Gods. It was also ruled by Sargon I who said he was found in the bulrushes in a boat in the Euphrates – thus copying in advance the real story of Moses.

Babylon is where the Jews were held captive because they upset God – it is a city of shame and despair!

[Sherman of Babylon]

Re: Fellow Christians

I see. As it appears, I am an idiotic, moronic, tricked-by-Mormons man who needs spiritual help. I am here to help further my understanding of the Lord.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Fellow Christians

I see. As it appears, I am an idiotic, mormonic, tricked-by-Mormons man who needs spiritual help. I am here to help further my understanding of the Lord.

Well hallelujah, nothing excites me more than a lost soul who's admitted they're lost and is opening their mouth, eager to slake their spiritual thirst with the sweet nectar of Jesus' wisdom!

You must have a lot of questions about Jesus! Where shall we begin?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fellow Christians

I see. As it appears, I am an idiotic, mormonic, tricked-by-Mormons man who needs spiritual help. I am here to help further my understanding of the Lord.

Amen! Now we're getting somewhere.

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[makahiya7]

Re: Fellow Christians

I am 17 yrs postdoctoral Ed.D. in higher education.

KJV John 7:38 He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said,
out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.

I believe I have scripture and I believe the scriptures !

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Fellow Christians

I am 17 yrs postdoctoral Ed.D. in higher education.

KJV John 7:38 He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said,
out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.

I believe I have scripture and I believe the scriptures !

For one with 17 years of "higher education," your introduction sure sucks. Please start your own thread and tell us about yourself and how you came to find Jesus.

Pastor Ed

[James Hutchins]

Re: Fellow Christians

I am 17 yrs postdoctoral Ed.D. in higher education.


KJV John 7:38 He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said,
out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.

I believe I have scripture and I believe the scriptures !

Friend, 17 years in the same grade is nothing to boast about. Now in my case, Jesus and I have been BFF's for 45 years.

How about you make your own introduction thread and actually put effort into it.

[Sherman of Babylon]

Re: Fellow Christians

Thank you for the warm welcome! I knew I was in the right place.

makahiya- please, leave the forum before you prove you're a fool and hellbound.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fellow Christians

makahiya- please, leave the forum before you prove you're a fool and hellbound.

Friend of yours is he?