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  • #31
    Re: Request

    Originally posted by JonathonWilder View Post
    Well then you are one to allow lies to continue. I pray to the one true God that you will realize the error of allowing such a disgusting lie to persist.
    Enough of this nonsense!

    We need to actually get to know you. So let's start with the basics. Since you claim to follow the Bible properly I assume you have already decided what you will beat your sons with. Do you prefer a stout, firm rod or something with a bit more whip in it? I assume you desire suitably compliant and sober wife. How do you plan to keep her in line?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #32
      Re: Request

      Philippians 2:3-4 tells us not to be self-centered.

      You seem obsessed with the thought that your masturbatory habits have been uncovered. But this is the wrong focus. Pastors just want to pray for you and help you recover.

      Why don't you take Sister Mary's advice and stop obsessing on your own image and start praising the Lord!

      Psalm 150:1-6 -- Praise ye the Lord. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs. Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. Praise ye the Lord.
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • #33
        Re: Request

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Are you sure you're not an atheist?
        I know I'm not.

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        • #34
          Re: Request

          Originally posted by JonathonWilder View Post
          I love God with all my heart and would never lie as that would push me away from him. I have never touched myself, brought pleasure to myself and I never will. I will wait until I am married have pleasure between me and my wife.
          Friend, S-E-X is not supposed to be pleasurable. Joy is nine months later when you can present your son to Jesus and then 12 years later when God accepts the boy into His flock.
          Placing seed into a female to acquire a son is work. The boy will hopefully be Gods. If you do so seeking pleasure, you will be damning the child to be a plaything of Satan.
          God has blessed my family with many children. Some unfortunately, have been females but a majority have been male. God has commanded all True Christians(tm) to produce as many children as he can to fight the war against tyranny and heathenism as well as against the worship of false Gods.
          Seeing people accept Jesus as their personal savior makes having S-E-X worthwhile.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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