[Sammy89]

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im not in school now, music lessons are just on the side, so they only take up about 4 hours of my week, and my job at the old age home is just a part time job for the summer and once school starts they'll be cut a lot, and i'm going on maternity leave from there in October when the baby comes. And i am up at 1am because I havn't been sleeping well lately so i have nothing better to do so i just go on the internet.
and so what, i made a grammar error, but i have a 96% average and i'm studying Pediactric Oncology, that means working with children who have cancer. When I have to work in the hospital, yes it can be really sad, but when you cure a kid, it's worth it.
And I do love books, and I don't have as much time for reading as I would like, but when I do read, I can't stop.
and i would never leave my husband, I love him more than words could ever say, he's my best friend and I don't know where I would be without him. And he has met my dads, they get along just fine just as i get along with his parents just fine.
And i am actually Christian, I attend church every sunday as i have my whole life.

[Born Again Bob]

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i'm studying Pediactric Oncology, that means working with children who have cancer...

Dear Friend,

In your experience, what have these kids usually done to cause God to strike them with cancer? And why are you trying to prevent Him from carrying out his judgment? These sinning kids should know:

The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed. Deuteronomy 28:27.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Pediactric Oncology, that means working with children who have cancer.

Not really. "Pediactric" is not a word.

And I do love books, and I don't have as much time for reading as I would like, but when I do read, I can't stop.

Much like when you start spitting out sentences and sentence fragments online?

Protip: Don't start sentences with "and". It's a conjunction. It needs something before it . . . other than the period at the end of the last sentence.

And i am actually a Volkswagen Beetle; I sit in a garage every sunday as i have my whole life.

Does that make any more sense than saying you're a Christian because you sit in a church a couple of hours a week?

No, it doesn't.

A Christian follows all of God's commands, not just the ones she likes.

You don't even know God's commands, because at 24, you still haven't read them. Yet you have all sorts of time for other pursuits, like unprotected sex, school, and elder abuse.

Sorry, I'm not buying it. You don't take the Bible seriously at all, nor do you care about God. You care about yourself.

[James Hutchins]

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I think she is learning how to mop up 'kiddie barf'. I hear it can be challenging for special people.
It is good a retard can have a job but I am diameterically opposed to one reproducing.

[Redeemed Papist]

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How can a Christian not know that God hates her for being a bastard and her "dads" for being perverts? What's worse is that her daughter is also doomed up to the tenth generation.

This whole thing is just a horror show. A troll couldn't dream up worse.

What's wrong with churches these days? Are they so desperate to fill their collection plates that they will toy with the hatred of God to put bums on pews? These human pariahs should be being shunned!

[Bjorn Jensen]

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You can not have 2 dads, i guess you mean that 1 of them is your dad and that the other one is his fag boyfriend. I have some questions for you! How does it feel listing to gay dirtytalk and gay anal orgasm while doing the homework? How does it feel when you bring home some friends, only to find out that your pervert dad and his fag boyfriend is having S&M gay sex with eachother? How does it feel to sleep in a bed full of manseed, vomit, piss and feces? How does it feel to see your "2 dads" getting erection when they see your husband?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Sammy89, maybe I'm a bit old fashioned but your life doesn't sound much like a Norman Rockwell painting with two naked queers running around your house, constantly fisting and jackhammering each other in leather biker attire while listening to Queen music. I pray that Jesus will deliver you from the hell-house you currently live in, where the floors are littered with lubricants and strap-on devices. Sammy, you may personally be safe from the insane sexual activity that goes on around you daily in your home, but all homers are well known for having sex with most food items (a turkey fresh from the oven is said to be an irresistable prime candidate for gay group sex), so be forewarned that God's wrath (AIDS) could find it's way into one of your many orifices, so put on the full armor of God, especially around your firm loins!

[Deaner]

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When I met my husband when I was in High School, he was really the only one that would be my friend, and after awhile we began dating and got married two years ago. And now that we're expecting a baby girl (who's name is Helena, after the song), me, my husband, and my dads have never been happier.
I have a family, a career ahead of me, and a new baby to look forward to, you tell me i'm a homosexual emo when i am in a straight marriage and living my life to it's fullest.

Seeing as your life seems majorly screwed up (Don't panic, we see this all the time and are only here to help) and both of your parents are male... do you ever feel the desire to anally rape your husband with your clitoris?

[ExGay Alex]

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You know, the atheistards are always spouting "science" in their efforts to disprove God. I call upon Sammy to prove, purely using science and not the Bible, that a mammal can have two fathers. Any scientific example that a sperm from two different males impregnated one egg from one biological female will be sufficient. I accept any species.

Otherwise, I cannot help but agree with the statement that she does not have two dads; rather she has one sodomite dad with a sodomite boyfriend.

Finally, I wish to express my agreement with Sister Ethelreda, that we are not here to hate anyone. We are here to turn sinners to the Lord to save their souls. So, Sammy, how can we help you to turn your father away from the path to Hell? Do you need information, Biblical references, reparative therapy techniques and references? Our Professor Bessemer might be able to help you.

What resources do you need to fix this unGodly situation in your home? We are here to help you.

[Deaner]

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Sammy,

Things aren't so bad. All you have to do is pray as hard as you can that somehow Jesus will stitch up your cooter and remove the thought of demon tongues slurping up and down your body.

It's hard when you see men do it and enjoy all kinds of pleasure; but you, sweet child, are to refuse the pleasures that men seek.

Be kind, honorable and follow in the ways of Christ. If for any reason, the feelings become unbearable; just kindly and quietly speak them over with your husband. Remember, your husband is only below Christ.

In order to keep your household a happy one, your husband (if he is a true and happy one) will probably let you go for anywhere from 60 to a 100 bucks per hour and you will both be happy in your bed, your work together and your bank account.

As always Sammy; God provides a way. A happy and guilt free way. If your Saviour gives the green light, put on the pink frilly panties and shout hallelujah!!

[Faith_Machine]

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hi, my name is Samantha, most people call me Sammy, I'm 24 years old and I live in New Jersey, I'm currently pregnant with my first child and me and my husband are very excited, and I am attending Medical School for Pediatric Oncology.
So a bit about me, I have been a My Chemical Romance fan my whole life (reason 1 why i am here)...

MCR on Wikipedia

My Chemical Romance is an American alternative rock band from New Jersey, formed in 2001.

By my reckoning, if you've been a My Chemical Romance fan your whole life, that would mean you're 11 years old, not 24. It's all well and good that you're starting a family of your own at such an early age, but why did you feel the need to lie to us?

It hurts my heart so bad when people come here and lie about their age.

[Godfly]

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hi, my name is Samantha, most people call me Sammy, I'm 24 years old and I live in New Jersey, I'm currently pregnant with my first child and me and my husband are very excited, and I am attending Medical School for Pediatric Oncology.
So a bit about me, I have been a My Chemical Romance fan my whole life (reason 1 why i am here), i grew up not too far from where they are from so I heard of them and saw them in their early days, even met them a couple times, and still love them.
Reason number 2 as to why i am here is because i have two gay dads that have raised me for as long as i can remember. it's a long story, mom left dad with me, dad met boyfriend when i was a baby, dads got married in 2004. I've been beaten up in school because of them and been through a lot, but nothing will ever make me hate them. They have raised me since I was baby and loved me and cared for me. Signed me up for Girl Scouts, dance lessons, music lessons, whatever I wanted, they encouraged me to go for whatever I wanted to be.
When I met my husband when I was in High School, he was really the only one that would be my friend, and after awhile we began dating and got married two years ago. And now that we're expecting a baby girl (who's name is Helena, after the song), me, my husband, and my dads have never been happier.
I have a family, a career ahead of me, and a new baby to look forward to, you tell me i'm a homosexual emo when i am in a straight marriage and living my life to it's fullest.

Does it bother you that your dads will both burn in Hell? As a doctor will you make it your life's work to cure gays? If so your wasting your time. The Landover Baptist Church has been curing gay men for years. You could send your dads here and in no time one would be your dad and the other your very straight uncle. They could marry women and produce real children to love.

Don't you want your dads to be happy and not go to Hell?

[Sammy89]

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How can I be going to hell when all the things you say I'm going for are not in my control. Number one, yes I am a bastard child, like I have control over that. Two, just because both my parents are men doesn't mean they were bad parents, they taught me right from wrong, to respect others, and to help others as much as possible. And three, I am in a straight marriage to a man I love so much, and what goes on between us in private is none of your business.
And pediatric oncology is treating children who have cancer. Most of the children I have seen so far (being a student, I can only assist the doctors) are under the age of 10. How can they be sinners? Cancer is a terrible disease that effects and hurts millions of people each year and I want to be the one that cures them so the they have a chance at a long happy life.
And I help them not for my own enjoyment, but because of them. I'm healthy, and I'm smart, so why don't I use those gifts to help others? God gave us all gifts to use for the common good and that is what I'm doing. What have you done to help your communities?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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How can I be going to hell when all the things you say I'm going for are not in my control. Number one, yes I am a bastard child, like I have control over that. Two, just because both my parents are men doesn't mean they were bad parents, they taught me right from wrong, to respect others, and to help others as much as possible. And three, I am in a straight marriage to a man I love so much, and what goes on between us in private is none of your business.
And pediatric oncology is treating children who have cancer. Most of the children I have seen so far (being a student, I can only assist the doctors) are under the age of 10. How can they be sinners? Cancer is a terrible disease that effects and hurts millions of people each year and I want to be the one that cures them so the they have a chance at a long happy life.
And I help them not for my own enjoyment, but because of them. I'm healthy, and I'm smart, so why don't I use those gifts to help others? God gave us all gifts to use for the common good and that is what I'm doing. What have you done to help your communities?

Girl, all your questions can be answered if you would just read the Bible. You say "God gave us all gifts to use for the common good". Where did you get that? Is it in the Bible? You don't know, do you. And that's sad. How can you claim to know what God did or didn't give us if you're unfamiliar with His Word?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What have you done to help your communities?

I share my proven parenting tips in hopes other parents will spare their children God's wrath / cancer. Don't you agree prevention is better than trying to play catch-up with cures?