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  • luichini
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    • Aug 2012
    • 3

    #1

    minister argentinian rookie

    hello brothers! i'm from argentina, searching on google for christian forums, i found this page. i can see good threads!
    i wanna make new friends from USA and the world, and share with they the blessings of the Lord, i really wanna share things about our countries and our churchs.


    my favourite verse of the bible is Romans 8:18

    Best regards!
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: minister argentinian rookie

    Praise God you are here, friend.

    What church do you attend there in Argentina? Is that a part of Mexico?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: minister argentinian rookie

      Brother Levi, the Argies live just off the coast of the Falkland Island and for some reason beleive they should not become part of the UK.

      As Argentina is practically in UK territorial waters I can't see what they get some uppity about: we show Evita in the West End loads so we have already absorbed all of their cultural out put.

      Why Argentina does not submit to British rule is beyond me.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: minister argentinian rookie

        Welcome friend, is your blood tainted with the stench of the portugese?

        Do you work in the copper mines?

        What do you do every day to thank Jesus for not smoting you yet?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: minister argentinian rookie

          Originally posted by luichini View Post
          hello brothers! i'm from argentina, searching on google for christian forums, i found this page. i can see good threads!
          i wanna make new friends from USA and the world, and share with they the blessings of the Lord, i really wanna share things about our countries and our churchs.


          my favourite verse of the bible is Romans 8:18

          Best regards!
          You're not a Catholic, are you?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • LaQrundrellia
            Forum Member, Repentant nigress
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2012
            • 214

            #6
            Re: minister argentinian rookie

            Why you all call soccer "football" when soccer the gayest sport there is? In real football you catch the ball.

            What church do you go to, son?
            http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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            • luichini
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              • Aug 2012
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              #7
              Re: minister argentinian rookie

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Praise God you are here, friend.

              What church do you attend there in Argentina? Is that a part of Mexico?
              dear brother Levi Jones: the church is called "centro cristiano manantiales de aguas de vida"; Argentina is not a part of mexico, is a country at the south of the continent, and is the nº 8 country more big of the world. here is a map:


              kind regards
              Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
              Brother Levi, the Argies live just off the coast of the Falkland Island and for some reason beleive they should not become part of the UK.

              As Argentina is practically in UK territorial waters I can't see what they get some uppity about: we show Evita in the West End loads so we have already absorbed all of their cultural out put.

              Why Argentina does not submit to British rule is beyond me.

              YIC
              Brother Laurence: Argies is not the right way to call the people from argentina, The right way is "ARGENTINIAN" or "ARGENTINIANS" (pl). the word "Argies" apply in particular to a place in our country. for example: like if i say "californians" to all people From USA.
              about the Islas Malvinas (also called falklands)... is long to explain this conflict, if you like i can explain it, but i believe what is not right to do this in a introduction forum. Just let me know if you want to know more about this.
              God bless you

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Welcome friend, is your blood tainted with the stench of the portugese?

              Do you work in the copper mines?

              What do you do every day to thank Jesus for not smoting you yet?
              brother james: our country dont have any portuguese legacy, our people descend principally from inmigrants of italy, spain, germany, russia and another countries more but thats are the principal.
              i work as a music teacher and as minister in our church, there is no mines when i live, and is not a caracteristic of our economy the copper mines. our economy is based principally on agro, oil. check this link from wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina

              Blessings

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              You're not a Catholic, are you?
              not i´m not catholic, our mission descend from a methodist church

              Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
              Why you all call soccer "football" when soccer the gayest sport there is? In real football you catch the ball.

              What church do you go to, son?
              dear laqrundellia: the football soccer is before the american football, and was created on england, here we call it FUTBOL but in spain is called balonpie (FOOT= PIE BALL= BALON, BOLA O PELOTA) the reason is for the history and the translation of the word from english to spanish

              God bless you.

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #8
                Re: minister argentinian rookie

                hmmmm well a cautious welcome to you friend.

                As for your map, I can't read a word of mexican....do you have an American version?
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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: minister argentinian rookie

                  I'm glad to learn you're not a Catholic, friend!

                  How do people in your country respond to the good news of John 3:18, where Jesus makes it clear that anyone who isn't a Christian (and Catholics aren't Christians) will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: minister argentinian rookie

                    So then you are a wetback. Gotcha.

                    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • luichini
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                      • Aug 2012
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Re: minister argentinian rookie

                      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                      hmmmm well a cautious welcome to you friend.

                      As for your map, I can't read a word of mexican....do you have an American version?
                      Brother John : thanks for your welcome, maybe you refer to the spanish language, because the mexican language doesn´t exist
                      here is a map in english:


                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      I'm glad to learn you're not a Catholic, friend!

                      How do people in your country respond to the good news of John 3:18, where Jesus makes it clear that anyone who isn't a Christian (and Catholics aren't Christians) will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?

                      the most people in my country are catholics, because our state accept the catholic church as the official religion. they dont believe in that word, because they are confused for years with the lies of the catholics.
                      but there is a big number of people who are leaving the idolatry, because we confess the word of the Lord! as say on acts 2:42-47
                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      So then you are a wetback. Gotcha.

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      dear pastor ezequiel: i´m not a wetback because i live in my country: ARGENTINA, and as minister i cant be a wetback, because that imply enter illegally in a country and is contrary to the word of God.
                      you are the admin of the forum? i wanna edit the first post to add more information, but i can´t.

                      kind regards

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                      • LaQrundrellia
                        Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 214

                        #12
                        Re: minister argentinian rookie

                        Welcome, amigo!

                        It is good you ain't no Cat-lick, so you will not go to hell! No way, Jose.

                        Just remember that Jesus speak English its in the bible, KJV1611.
                        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                        • Born Again Bob
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2318

                          #13
                          Re: minister argentinian rookie

                          DAMN IT, LAQRUNDRELLIA, GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET ME MY DRESS WHITES! I HAVE HALF A MIND TO WILLIAMS ZANTZINGER YOU!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: minister argentinian rookie

                            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                            DAMN IT, LAQRUNDRELLIA, GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET ME MY DRESS WHITES! I HAVE HALF A MIND TO WILLIAMS ZANTZINGER YOU!

                            Wait, she's yours?

                            I thought she just wandered in here, perhaps from a random public library computer.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • LaQrundrellia
                              Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                              Forum Member
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 214

                              #15
                              Re: minister argentinian rookie

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
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                              Wait, she's yours?

                              I thought she just wandered in here, perhaps from a random public library computer.
                              No, I be migrating to Freehold on foot! I'ma be Pastor Ezekial's new shoeshine girl!
                              http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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