From humble origins

[blasf3]

Yes, I'm from humble origins.
Even though I'm proud of rejecting violent evangelisation and I vehemently refuse prayers to help me reduce my IQ.
There was this guy the other day trying to convert me to Islam and I was shocked.
Why, I asked?
Aren't enough Muslims in the world already, I asked again?
He replied he was going to the mosque this Friday to pray to Allah for me.
I was horrified!
I shouted, NO!
Islam is a religion of peace & submission, the guy insisted.
I told him I have peace without submitting to any religion, I told him.
But Allah loves you, he insisted!
I was waiting for it:
I observed that Allah was a liar: why would he send a messenger to tell me he loved me when he could come and tell me directly!!
The guy got shocked, because he had never thought it like that.
He had always thought that Allah told him to come tell me Allah loved me.
I got him right on the chin, folks!

Anyway, you all are blessed with a god that comes directly to you to tell you he loves you.
Isn't that fantastic!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: From humble origins

I bet that guy smelled AWFUL. All mooslims smell like some weird mixture of baby poop and rotten cabbage.

And then to top it off, they think PIGS are filthy: the irony!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[blasf3]

Re: From humble origins

I bet that guy smelled AWFUL. All mooslims smell like some weird mixture of baby poop and rotten cabbage.

And then to top it off, they think PIGS are filthy: the irony!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

You're right.
His wife is forced to cover her face, as if she suffered from Acromegaly, poor woman.
I told this Muslim fanatic that "the messenger" covered his face with a black cloth because he suffered from that syndrome; that's why he ordered all women to hide their beautiful faces not to reveal the horror of seeing the prophet's deformed face.

What do you think is this guy going to pray about me coming Friday?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: From humble origins

You're right.
His wife is forced to cover her face, as if she suffered from Acromegaly, poor woman.
I told this Muslim fanatic that "the messenger" covered his face with a black cloth because he suffered from that syndrome; that's why he ordered all women to hide their beautiful faces not to reveal the horror of seeing the prophet's deformed face.

What do you think is this guy going to pray about me coming Friday?

Who cares? Those allah (piss be upon him) prayers are about as useful as plywood machine guns.



But enough of those camel-based fairy tales: let's talk about JESUS!!!



YiC,

Zech

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: From humble origins

Yes, I'm from humble origins.
Even though I'm proud of rejecting violent evangelisation and I vehemently refuse prayers to help me reduce my IQ.
There was this guy the other day trying to convert me to Islam and I was shocked.
Why, I asked?
Aren't enough Muslims in the world already, I asked again?
He replied he was going to the mosque this Friday to pray to Allah for me.
I was horrified!
I shouted, NO!
Islam is a religion of peace & submission, the guy insisted.
I told him I have peace without submitting to any religion, I told him.
But Allah loves you, he insisted!
I was waiting for it:
I observed that Allah was a liar: why would he send a messenger to tell me he loved me when he could come and tell me directly!!
The guy got shocked, because he had never thought it like that.
He had always thought that Allah told him to come tell me Allah loved me.
I got him right on the chin, folks!

Anyway, you all are blessed with a god that comes directly to you to tell you he loves you.
Isn't that fantastic!

This is not a blog, missy. We are here to praise God.

I can see where you are going: you will string us along with more and more absurd post that have one intent:

That's right; to mock God.

You are a troll and God is the daddy Billy Goat Gruff. God's going to knock you off your bridge of SIN and into the river of GOING TO HELL. There will be no happy ending when God stands over you and sends you to HELL for mocking Him.

Ours is a friendly website but if you are here to mock the BIG MAN then you need to think on, my friend, think on.

YIC

[blasf3]

Re: From humble origins

OK, fair enough. I have a very specific & clear opinion about Jesus of Nazareth, the one that was introduced on Earth with the slaughter of the innocent in Bethlehem, but let me just finish this introduction subject about the Muslim guy wishing to convert me to his religion, if you will, kindly.
I asked him if it was ugly to burn the Qur'an.
He instantly got red in the face and shouted in my direction:
"UGLY?!!! IT IS A SACRILEGE you pay with your life if you do it: A SACRILEGE!!!", he shouted more.
Hesitating and with fear I asked next:
Why are then the Muslims currently burning more Qurans than President Bush did with his bombing in Iraq?... and I stepped back a little just in case he attacked me.
"WHAT?!!!", he shouted to be heard in the next suburb.
Yes, I replied from a distance. I saw it on the TV news yesterday. I saw houses and mosques bombarded and burned to ashes by Syrian President on cities where there are a lot of Qurans. Don't you think that there are Qurans in those places? And what about burning war tanks and soldiers: all carry the holy book, don't they?

And I left in a hurry, in fear other Muslims heard and decided to call me a blasphemers and kill me!

...
Do you think I chickened out?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: From humble origins

Who CARES about mo-hambone (piss be upon him)?

This website is about Jesus Christ, not some retarded middle eastern sand nigra who had hallucinations.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: From humble origins

Do you think I chickened out?

Who cares?

Are you going to start praising God or just go on about imaginary conversations that you would like to have had as a stage to present your own twisted ideology?

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: From humble origins

Listen up pal, all we want to know is about your dedication to God. What have you done for Jesus lately?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: From humble origins

... mumble mumble mumble ...

We couldn't care less about Muslims killing Muslims. Clearly all that is part of God's plan!

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

[blasf3]

Re: From humble origins

Listen up pal, all we want to know is about your dedication to God. What have you done for Jesus lately?

Nothing.
I have done nothing for Jesus lately.
What have you done, yourself?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: From humble origins

Nothing.
I have done nothing for Jesus lately.
What have you done, yourself?

Everything.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: From humble origins

I have done nothing for Jesus lately.

No surprises there...

Enjoy Hell...

[blasf3]

Re: From humble origins

No surprises there...

Enjoy Hell...

Kindly, tell me what's the first thing to do, then.
But keep in mind that this is a democratic country, with religious freedom to do or not to do, right?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: From humble origins

Kindly, tell me what's the first thing to do, then.
But keep in mind that this is a democratic country, with religious freedom to do or not to do, right?

In what context? If we're talking about how to preserve your soul from eternal torment you need to get with Jesus. Accept His love deep within you bursting forth.

This is nothing to do with democracy; it's pure common sense to not want to burn forever in Hell.