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  • TheOnlyWayIsGod
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    • Sep 2012
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    #1

    Finally a true forum for christians

    Hi, my name is John, I have been a Christian all my life. I am married to a good christian woman called Elizabeth.

    I am so happy after all this time to finally find a forum where people like myself can help spread God's truth and wisdom. Hopefully, I will also learn from others who are older and wiser than I am.
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    • Sailor Moon
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      • Sep 2012
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      #2
      Re: Finally a true forum for christians

      Hello John Which church are you a member of?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
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          Re: Finally a true forum for christians

          What a coincidence. No one will suspect a thing....

          Since you're obviously here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • TheOnlyWayIsGod
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              • Sep 2012
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              Re: Finally a true forum for christians

              My church of choice is Old Cambridge Baptist Church.

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                • TheOnlyWayIsGod
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                  • Sep 2012
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                  Re: Finally a true forum for christians

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  What a coincidence. No one will suspect a thing....

                  Since you're obviously here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                  I do not understand, I am not here to flame. I am truly a Christian and have been so since birth.

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                    • James Hutchins
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                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
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                      Re: Finally a true forum for christians

                      So John, all settled in the dorm ok? What is it like being away from the protection of mummy and daddy?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • TheOnlyWayIsGod
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                          • Sep 2012
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                          Re: Finally a true forum for christians

                          I no longer live in a dorm, I moved out quickly after discovering that my roommate had effeminate ways. I now live in a house with my wife who cleans and cook meals very well. I have to say being on my own at college did help me realize how many heathens run rampant in this country.

                          I was under attack from many forces in my first year but I had my Bible with me and with His word, I was able to get through.

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
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                              Re: Finally a true forum for christians

                              Wow! Two noobs found each other and seem to have a rapport. What are the chances!
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                • Hannah Davis
                                  Rita's latest sock puppet.
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                                  • Aug 2012
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                                  #9
                                  Re: Finally a true forum for christians

                                  I notice a favorite Bible verse has not been stated yet- and why do you say you live in the United States of SIN? Once the Republican Party wins the election and Biblical Law is brought back, the USA will again be the True Christian nation that God desires it to be!
                                  1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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                                    • Mary Etheldreda
                                      Gushing for Jesus
                                       
                                      • Sep 2011
                                      • 23775
                                      #10
                                      Re: Finally a true forum for christians

                                      Originally posted by TheOnlyWayIsGod View Post
                                      My church of choice is Old Cambridge Baptist Church.
                                      The very one that calls itself "progressive and inclusive" and has a Fag-Pride flag on its homepage?

                                      When you say you're married, does that mean like, married to your "butt-buddy"?

                                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                        • Isabel G
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                                          Checks out perfectly.
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                                          • Jul 2012
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                                          #11
                                          Re: Finally a true forum for christians

                                          Originally posted by Hannah Davis View Post
                                          I notice a favorite Bible verse has not been stated yet- and why do you say you live in the United States of SIN? Once the Republican Party wins the election and Biblical Law is brought back, the USA will again be the True Christian nation that God desires it to be!
                                          I agree Hannah! God will make sure Romney wins, because he is on a Mission! I can't wait until the USA is godly again!

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                                            • Deaner
                                              Christ's Love Messenger
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                                              • Sep 2006
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                                              #12
                                              Re: Finally a true forum for christians

                                              Originally posted by TheOnlyWayIsGod View Post
                                              I do not understand, I am not here to flame. I am truly a Christian and have been so since birth.
                                              It's impossible to be baptized in the womb. Are you lying to us or did they have a bucket ready when you shot out of your momma's cooter?

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                                                • Deaner
                                                  Christ's Love Messenger
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                                                  • Sep 2006
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                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Finally a true forum for christians

                                                  Originally posted by TheOnlyWayIsGod View Post
                                                  Hopefully, I will also learn from others who are older and wiser than I am.
                                                  From your posts, a chimp would seem to be wiser than you. Good luck anyway.

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