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  • david barnhart
    Unsaved trash, heavy metal pervert
    • Sep 2012
    • 6

    #1

    Hello please to meet the Real christans

    My church is Central Assembly of God


    My favorite verse is Exdous 4:24-26


    I have been a christan since I was 5 yrs old, and can't wait to Learn from the real christans and God's true Church.
  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

    Originally posted by Bridegroom of Blood View Post
    My church is Central Assembly of God


    My favorite verse is Exdous 4:24-26


    I have been a christan since I was 5 yrs old, and can't wait to Learn from the real christans and God's true Church.
    Good first draft. Now fix your spelling and capitalization and we'll be right with you!
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • david barnhart
      Unsaved trash, heavy metal pervert
      • Sep 2012
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

      Thank you very much well my Caps are okay and if its the Christian that was not cap well its fix now

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

        What is it about that verse that sets your heart racing for Jesus?
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Pastor Ed Lowman
          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
          Always kind and loving
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2011
          • 1838

          #5
          Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
          Good first draft. Now fix your spelling and capitalization and we'll be right with you!
          You know, this could be a good indication in that it might be showing us how more public-school-educated youngins are trying to turn to God.

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          • david barnhart
            Unsaved trash, heavy metal pervert
            • Sep 2012
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

            Well it shows God is not all about love here he was about to kill Moses for not you know keeping the covenat with God by removing you but it was Zipporah who did the cutting of the forskin from their son. Which is not right cause that is the Mans duty that the only problem I have with that verse.

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

              Originally posted by Bridegroom of Blood View Post
              Thank you very much well my Caps are okay and if its the Christian that was not cap well its fix now
              Bridegroom of Blood??

              Sister, there is no need for that. It makes you sound like a vampire. If you were making love with Baby Jesus would you ask Him if you could suck blood out of His neck. Come on.

              How's about Bridegroom of Christ the Almighty? If you want it changed let me know.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #8
                Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

                Originally posted by Bridegroom of Blood View Post
                Well it shows God is not all about love here he was about to kill Moses for not you know keeping the covenat with God by removing you but it was Zipporah who did the cutting of the forskin from their son. Which is not right cause that is the Mans duty that the only problem I have with that verse.
                How old are you seeker of Christ?

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

                  Originally posted by Bridegroom of Blood View Post
                  Well it shows God is not all about love here he was about to kill Moses for not you know keeping the covenat with God by removing you but it was Zipporah who did the cutting of the forskin from their son. Which is not right cause that is the Mans duty that the only problem I have with that verse.
                  I'm way more excited than that about my fave bit from the Bible. Don't be afraid to really let rip about Jesus here, friend.
                  Matthew 7:21–23
                  7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
                  Can you not feel the joy as you see all the people who smugly think they are going to Heaven being rejected sternly by our Lord and spinning away into eternal fire as we stride righteously into His loving embrace?

                  Glory to His name!
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • david barnhart
                    Unsaved trash, heavy metal pervert
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

                    My user name is not a referance to vampires but to Moses in my favorite verse when Zipporah splatters the blood the on him and says "you are a bridegroom of blood." to me after she did the cutting of their son's foreskin and its sometime called Husband of Blood too.


                    And God was going to kill Moses for not doing the cutting of the forskin rember don't let your sons be philastines or God will kill you for it.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #11
                      Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

                      Originally posted by Bridegroom of Blood View Post
                      My user name is not a referance to vampires but to Moses in my favorite verse when Zipporah splatters the blood the on him and says "you are a bridegroom of blood." to me after she did the cutting of their son's foreskin and its sometime called Husband of Blood too.


                      And God was going to kill Moses for not doing the cutting of the forskin rember don't let your sons be philastines or God will kill you for it.
                      Glory be to His name that you aren't some emo cutter but have sound basis in scripture.

                      So what else do you do to bring glory to God? How many times have you impregnated your wife with sons? Have you been cursed with daughters?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #12
                        Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        How many times have you impregnated your wife with sons? Have you been cursed with daughters?
                        Are we talking to a male or female here Brother non-papist?

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #13
                          Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

                          Originally posted by Bridegroom of Blood View Post
                          My user name is not a referance to vampires but to Moses in my favorite verse when Zipporah splatters the blood the on him and says "you are a bridegroom of blood." to me after she did the cutting of their son's foreskin and its sometime called Husband of Blood too.
                          That is very clever; again, how old are you?

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #14
                            Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            Are we talking to a male or female here Brother non-papist?
                            I'm sure we're about to find out. I hope it's not another feminazi whore .
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment

                            • Pastor Ed Lowman
                              Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                              Always kind and loving
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 1838

                              #15
                              Re: Hello please to meet the Real christans

                              Originally posted by Bridegroom of Blood View Post
                              Well it shows God is not all about love here he was about to kill Moses for not you know keeping the covenat with God by removing you but it was Zipporah who did the cutting of the forskin from their son. Which is not right cause that is the Mans duty that the only problem I have with that verse.
                              Well, let's not forget that Exodus 4:24-26 shows us that the type of God we serve is not a respecter of persons, but will up and decide to kill us all the very moment we step out of line.

                              It's actually amazing that any of us are left alive to serve him this very day! More glory for Him!

                              Praise!

                              Pastor Ed

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