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  • Re: Why Am I Catholic

    Originally posted by Seventy View Post
    If this is the case,why don't you stone disobedient children? Or these other laws.
    We follow the Bible EXACTLY unless secular law does not permit it. Then it only matters if you are indicted.

    A woman's head should be covered in church.
    A woman should not speak in church.
    Absolutely. They should also sit in the back rows.

    You should not own anything.
    I do not, everything is owned by the Hutchins Group, LLC.

    You should do no planning.
    Only for the rapture. God takes care of the rest.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Re: Why Am I Catholic

      Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
      In the same humble fashion??? Are you kidding? The fashion here is arrogance and personal offense. Even pagans know that you attract more bees with honey than with vinegar.
      Please explain why exactly I would wish to attract bees, other than to pollinate crops . . . which would be accomplished by the blooming plants instead of a distraction of bee vomit.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Re: Why Am I Catholic

        I once cut a woman's hair off when I observed her sitting in church without her head covered. She was screaming and crying and kicking and hitting me, but her father thanked me when he found out about it. In fact, when she got a temporary restraining order against me, he forbade her to appear at the court hearing where it would have been made permanent.

        God always takes such good care of me.
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        • Re: Why Am I Catholic

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          The LORD Jesus Christ told us,

          Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
          Matthew 10:16


          I think you are simply confused. We believe and follow the Holy Bible down to the very letter and make no apologies for doing so. This world is full of false prophets, wolves in sheep's clothing, we must remain on our guard against heresy and false teachings. That's not arrogance, friend, that's confidence in the LORD, for His faithfulness endures forever.

          Mary, there is disagreement all over the Christian world about what the Scripture says. Tens of thousands of denominations, trying to follow the Scripture down to the letter, yet they can't agree on what it says. All presume that the Holy Spirit is leading them in truth. It's nice that you add your name/church to that list. But you could be just as wrong as everyone else. Are you infallible? If not, you could be the same false prophet that you mentioned, the wolf in sheep's clothing.
          In Christ, George

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          • Re: Why Am I Catholic

            Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
            Mary, there is disagreement all over the Christian world about what the Scripture says. Tens of thousands of denominations, trying to follow the Scripture down to the letter, yet they can't agree on what it says. All presume that the Holy Spirit is leading them in truth. It's nice that you add your name/church to that list. But you could be just as wrong as everyone else. Are you infallible? If not, you could be the same false prophet that you mentioned, the wolf in sheep's clothing.
            In Christ, George
            What a load of relativistic tosh! We can't be wrong about Jesus because we follow His word. Everyone else is not following His word. Therefore we are right and they are wrong.

            Why can you not grasp this simple concept? Why do you pray to dead people and bits of dead people and statues?

            Seriously! What's with the dead people thing? Why?
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            • Re: Why Am I Catholic

              Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
              Mary, there is disagreement all over the Christian world about what the Scripture says. Tens of thousands of denominations, trying to follow the Scripture down to the letter, yet they can't agree on what it says. All presume that the Holy Spirit is leading them in truth.
              According to the Center for the Study of Global Christianity (CSGC) at Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary, there were approximately 41,000 Christian denominations and organizations in the world as of 2011. (link)

              Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
              It's nice that you add your name/church to that list. But you could be just as wrong as everyone else. Are you infallible? If not, you could be the same false prophet that you mentioned, the wolf in sheep's clothing.
              In Christ, George
              This is where you are yet again mistaken. Because we follow the Holy Bible to the letter, Landover Baptist Church cannot be any more fallible than the Holy Bible is. Of course this means we are, as is the Holy Bible, completely infallible.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
                Mary, there is disagreement all over the Christian world about what the Scripture says. Tens of thousands of denominations, trying to follow the Scripture down to the letter, yet they can't agree on what it says. All presume that the Holy Spirit is leading them in truth.
                Exactly, and that's what they get for presuming to interpret God's Word instead of just reading it, as we do.

                It's nice that you add your name/church to that list. But you could be just as wrong as everyone else. Are you infallible? If not, you could be the same false prophet that you mentioned, the wolf in sheep's clothing.
                In Christ, George
                So what guarantee do you have that your faith is the correct one?

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                • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Changes in the law will permit, in fact mandate, that we do all those things. This is why we need Christian politicians. Make no mistake, we would if the laws permitted.
                  You don't need a law withing your own community. I see many things that many of you do that is unlawful,like "tomato staking". So who do you fear the most;God, or man's laws? Looking at your convictions the choice what to do should be obvious, unless you don't feel any cohesion within the church community.
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                  • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                    Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                    You don't need a law withing your own community. I see many things that many of you do that is unlawful,like "tomato staking". So who do you fear the most;God, or man's laws? Looking at your convictions the choice what to do should be obvious, unless you don't feel any cohesion within the church community.
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                    • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                      Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                      You don't need a law withing your own community. I see many things that many of you do that is unlawful,like "tomato staking". So who do you fear the most;God, or man's laws? Looking at your convictions the choice what to do should be obvious, unless you don't feel any cohesion within the church community.
                      There's nothing illegal about Tomato Staking children. For example, thirty-one states have child-abuse religious exemptions. These are Alabama, Alaska, California, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Virginia, and Wyoming. In the other states, one simply has to be... creative about how they train up a child.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                        Originally posted by Faithful Catholic View Post
                        In the same humble fashion??? Are you kidding? The fashion here is arrogance and personal offense. Even pagans know that you attract more bees with honey than with vinegar. If Christianity followed your example it would have died out in the first century. Jesus offers the example of love. You offend people and call them names...not exactly the example of Scripture.
                        In Christ, George
                        We bring you the truth, non-watered down or diluted. You bring us papal edicts and traditions of men. And when we expose them as frauds, you act like a simpering pansy who can't take correction, but cries after belt whippings from his righteous father.

                        You're going to tell me WE are in the wrong with these scriptures in God's Holy Word telling us the opposite?? (See Matthew 23:33; I Corinthians 15:36; Galatians 4:16)

                        That you have the audacity to spit in Jesus' face only ensures your most eminent damnation.

                        Pastor Ed

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                        • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          We follow the Bible EXACTLY unless secular law does not permit it. Then it only matters if you are indicted.
                          So you fear man more than you fear God. Abraham was going to kill his only begotten son because God commanded him to. The simple fact is that more people have killed in the name of God than anything else. Now why is that? They do it because they know they can use it to justify their actions.

                          Like this story here:



                          CNN’s Gary Tuchman reported Monday on a fundamentalist Christian couple who killed their 7-year-old adopted daughter while practicing a violent form of discipline.

                          They reportedly beat their nine children regularly because they thought God wanted them to. Both parents were jailed after pleading guilty to the crime and the surviving children are now in foster homes.
                          Now I know Mary, and many others have no problem with this. I say this because many of you have used God's word as your defense pertaining to issues such as this.
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                          • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                            Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                            So you fear man more than you fear God. Abraham was going to kill his only begotten son because God commanded him to. The simple fact is that more people have killed in the name of God than anything else. Now why is that? They do it because they know they can use it to justify their actions.

                            Like this story here:





                            Now I know Mary, and many others have no problem with this. I say this because many of you have used God's word as your defense pertaining to issues such as this.
                            Can we not simply do our best to follow God's Will? God understands when we do our best to carry out his Holy Mission™.

                            For instance, he predicted Israel would be many days without a priest or king, and in the meantime, accepted "the calves of the lips" as sacrifice (See Hosea 3:4; 14:2). So God understands that we try our best to take the lives of the infidels, be it punching, kicking, harassing, imprisoning, and/or otherwise using God's nice American justice system to take away the rights of the ungodly. And we've done remarkably well. We've just still got a long way to go.

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                            • Re: Why I Am Catholic

                              Originally posted by dylan mcmullen View Post
                              Why the hell are you arguing for these people then?
                              My same question. Thank you, I thought I was the only one that saw this.
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                              • Re: Why Am I Catholic

                                Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                                So you fear man more than you fear God. Abraham was going to kill his only begotten son because God commanded him to. The simple fact is that more people have killed in the name of God than anything else. Now why is that? They do it because they know they can use it to justify their actions.

                                Like this story here:





                                Now I know Mary, and many others have no problem with this. I say this because many of you have used God's word as your defense pertaining to issues such as this.
                                I fear no man. I follow the Bible. The Bible tells us to follow it EXCEPT when doing so conflicts with 'Stupid' (sic) secular law. This has been stated over and over again. Next time, actually read your Bible. If you follow His Word, you need no defense.
                                More people have died because of God because God has been here for ever. Obama has only had a scant 50 years or so.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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